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Just now, lemonandaturd said:

I am no Cus D'Amato, but fighting him with one hand stuffed up your ass is not a winning strategy.  

dude, I’d only need one hand to dispatch his bitch ass. 

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31 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s literally 750 pages of nothing. CUM was never going to explode on the 40 acres. he never expressed interest, period.

you are right, this thread is something. 

......and yet.....here we are.  Why, I don’t know....hoping I guess.

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

my mom is dead you fucking asshole. 

that's what happens when you ignore the safe word

dickbutt for ut hfc in 2021

 

- better coach than strong

- better personality than herman

- less bitchass than mack

- less dick than mackovic

- lower waistline than mcwilliams

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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ENOUGH!! Hyah! Hyah! Get outta here snail! Hyah! Go snail! Go! Hyah!

While we can't seem to exorcize the demon, maybe we could get a function where we could banish any particular annoying asshole for say 12 hours. Its not a crowd source ban.  Its just a "we are tired of your shit. Go away and be better tomorrow "

 

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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

......and yet.....here we are.  Why, I don’t know....hoping I guess.

hope can drive a man crazy. 

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

 

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

dickbutt for ut hfc in 2021

 

- better coach than strong

- better personality than herman

- less bitchass than mack

- less dick than mackovic

- lower waistline than mcwilliams

ill allow it GIF

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I want reparations from this board when herman leads us out of the tunnel next fall in the home opener. I have taken abuse for weeks. months. and yet I’m right and all of you are wrong. I want reparations. and apologies. and maybe mod privileges. 

If Herman is on the sidelines next season, I give you permission to salt all of my posts as well as in person

Just now, NorLa Horns said:

Go away and be better tomorrow

I’m better than everyone in here. I’m right. you are campaigning for stupidity and ignorance to prevail. 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

dickbutt for ut hfc in 2021

 

- better coach than strong

- better personality than herman

- less bitchass than mack

- less dick than mackovic

- lower waistline than mcwilliams

Just hire the Minister of Culture and let Ash and Yurich have at it with no meddling.    

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

 

Nice!!!

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

If Herman is on the sidelines next season, I give you permission to salt all of my posts as well as in person

I owe you a lot of salt. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

I owe you a lot of salt. 

salt salting GIF

Come get me 

1999 Lamanche St, New Orleans, LA 70117

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

 

Lunch buffet? I’m more apt to be at 555 Rankin Rd, Houston, TX 77073 but if we are doing a surly happy hour I’m down

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Come get me 

1999 Lamanche St, New Orleans, LA 70117

How many of these are addresses to gay bars? NTTAWT

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

dickbutt for ut hfc in 2021

 

- better coach than strong

- better personality than herman

- less bitchass than mack

- less dick than mackovic

- lower waistline than mcwilliams

- bigger wang than all of em

Just now, RGBIII said:

Lunch buffet? I’m more apt to be at 555 Rankin Rd, Houston, TX 77073 but if we are doing a surly happy hour I’m down

I actually live in California.  I am trying to lure these unemployed night crew sleazebags in, call the cops and tell them there's an underground midget prostitute ring whose secret phrase is "Herman has earned another year.  You're not gonna fire a 7-3 coach who honestly should be 9-3, and maybe even 11-1 if it weren't for Keontay Ingram."  shhhh

You pussies needed to do it at the Cotton Bowl.  Or maybe HSB.

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11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

 

Working a double shift? Are you talent or just a waitress?

6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Seriously, how do you ignore someone?

 

I think you quote their posts incessantly but if that doesn’t work PM Derka

8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

How many of these are addresses to gay bars? NTTAWT

I just dropped a random pin in the 9th ward in NOLA. I was hoping someone would fall for it and go get pistol whipped and their watch stolen. 

9 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Seriously, how do you ignore someone?

 

 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I just dropped a random pin in the 9th ward in NOLA. I was hoping someone would fall for it and go get pistol whipped and their watch stolen. 

yeah that’s what happens in the 9th ward. 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I think you quote their posts incessantly but if that doesn’t work PM Derka

Figured it out.

 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I just dropped a random pin in the 9th ward in NOLA. I was hoping someone would fall for it and go get pistol whipped and their watch stolen. 

“Bet you I know where you got your shoes!”

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Is squid giving up on Urban? 

Fuck that squid. Calamari bitch

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Is squid giving up on Urban?

I love you. 

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Fuck that squid. Calamari bitch

This. Fuck squid.

45 minutes ago, futureman said:

I want reparations from this board when herman leads us out of the tunnel next fall in the home opener. I have taken abuse for weeks. months. and yet I’m right and all of you are wrong. I want reparations. and apologies. and maybe mod privileges. 

Lose Willy Wonka GIF

51 minutes ago, futureman said:

I want reparations from this board when herman leads us out of the tunnel next fall in the home opener. I have taken abuse for weeks. months. and yet I’m right and all of you are wrong. I want reparations. and apologies. and maybe mod privileges. 

You'll be receiving administrator access to your butthole pretty soon.

15 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Fuck that squid. Calamari bitch

Which one?

Mandalorian' Quarren squids: Star Wars history explains a shocking twistStar Wars: The Mon Calamari explained

Buncha bullshit addresses when allay'all live in a van down by the river.

13 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Which one?

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7 hours ago, 90's_Horn said:

How can UM say no to the beaver?!? 

Well he funds 12th man athletics for one? 

yeah that’s what happens in the 9th ward. 
Crenshaw in LA is fine during the day too.
1 hour ago, futureman said:

 

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Hey now

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Is squid giving up on Urban? 

No. The squid is laughing at the prospect of the "Hunchcat of Notre Dame." What the fuck am I doing with my life. 

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3 hours ago, DoneWithit said:

It’s possible that Urban did say no but in a way the Texas side knew it wasn’t a for sure answer. The Texas side could be letting in marinade in his head and knowing that after the title game there will be no interviews with Klatt, no Saturday noon kick off and other college football related things going on that he does to feed his desire for coaching. Couple days after the season is over it will hit him that Texas is the perfect situation to come back to and the money is too good to pass up. Texas, knowing this could happen will be there with open arms. If not then Texas has smartly been doing work on plan B’s and will adjust accordingly with minimal to no bumps, hopefully. I just don’t believe in the notation that it is a done deal and everyone is keeping it a massive secret. Texas just knows the longer our door is kept open, the harder it becomes for him to ignore and that is where the confidence is coming from imo. 

I could see this, and in fact it may be the most likely scenario knowing his son in law is still coaching, as are his long-time mafia support staff. UM and his family care about their tOSU legacy for better or worse. UM may have said to Texas look, it's a good offer, and I like and appreciate it, but if you pressed me for an answer right now (in early December), I'm leaning towards no. Especially since that donut-breath bitch leaked shit he shouldn't have and brought all this unwanted smoke on me and my coaching tree. My health is and always has been a concern ... meaning that stressed me out, and if I can't bring the guys I want, it's going to be a lot harder on me and I'd lean no. At the same time, I doubt UM would want to close the door completely, nor would he want to have any serious discussions with the guys at tOSU he wants because they're in a national championship run. 

That reminds me, some poster on IT claims UM was "reminded" of his obligations to tOSU as assistant AD at some point during this process, which is not at all surprising if true. That coupled with the weird timing would prompt a rushed "no" answer, or at least not right now, but perhaps we can talk again after the season ends. 

Either way we'll know in another few weeks. Hold onto your butts (especially you, futureman). 

 Why in the world would anyone put a hand built motor into a minivan? 
AMG motors are no longer truly hand built, just a few details finished by hand before someone puts their name on the plaque..

But your point still stands, not a fan of "high performance" suv's...wagons are cool though.

Give me urban or give me death. Fuck errybody

7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

I was going full day crew for awhile there but let’s fucking go. Urban Meyer will be the Head football coach at the University of Texas. I’m fucking convinced, this is happening 

Dude. You never go full Day Crew, or full aggy.

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