Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

8 hours ago, TexasEx said:

I could see this, and in fact it may be the most likely scenario knowing his son in law is still coaching, as are his long-time mafia support staff. UM and his family care about their tOSU legacy for better or worse. UM may have said to Texas look, it's a good offer, and I like and appreciate it, but if you pressed me for an answer right now (in early December), I'm leaning towards no. Especially since that donut-breath bitch leaked shit he shouldn't have and brought all this unwanted smoke on me and my coaching tree. My health is and always has been a concern ... meaning that stressed me out, and if I can't bring the guys I want, it's going to be a lot harder on me and I'd lean no. At the same time, I doubt UM would want to close the door completely, nor would he want to have any serious discussions with the guys at tOSU he wants because they're in a national championship run. 

That reminds me, some poster on IT claims UM was "reminded" of his obligations to tOSU as assistant AD at some point during this process, which is not at all surprising if true. That coupled with the weird timing would prompt a rushed "no" answer, or at least not right now, but perhaps we can talk again after the season ends. 

Either way we'll know in another few weeks. Hold onto your butts (especially you, futureman). 

This is the way. #BDE

Mandalorian GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

  • Replies 43k
  • Views 4.1m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is that Emilio Estevez?

Not sure if serious - but that's German Pop Sensation David Hasselhoff.

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Hasselhoff

 

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Not sure if serious - but that's German Pop Sensation David Hasselhoff.

Haha. Wasn't really serious. I see now that it is Hoff. That gif is new to me.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Haha. Wasn't really serious. I see now that it is Hoff. That gif is new to me.

 

And that is how In N Out Burger got its name. 

On 12/20/2020 at 3:52 PM, wood said:

He's not being fired for one game and shouldn't be kept for winning one meaningless bowl game

We only extend contracts after single bowl wins. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor
I agree, optics is for losers.

On 12/20/2020 at 3:53 PM, jdhorn92 said:

optics =“we’re Texas”. That’s the bs we need to get away from. You want to win, we need to get in the game and not pussyfoot around and worry about optics. Fuck that shit. You think Bama worries about optics? Clemson has a coach out talking shit. You need to lose  this We’re Texas and optics crap. 

I’m fine with “Fuck Optics. Were Texas.”

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I probably wouldn't do it either if I were him. One of y'all will be fisting yourself imminently (and intimately).

24 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

What is it sweetheart?

14 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I’m fine with “Fuck Optics. Were Texas.”

Yep, that's right. We were Texas. But when Urban comes to the 40 acres, we'll be Texas again!

source.gif

11 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

 

Username checks out?

48 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Haha. Wasn't really serious. I see now that it is Hoff. That gif is new to me.

The video actually has a really sad story behind it.  I'm not gonna post it here because that's not BDE

11 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

 

Is this retirement fund smack?

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The video actually has a really sad story behind it.  I'm not gonna post it here because that's not BDE

BDE is Hasselhoff singing power metal. Should be the night crew theme song.

 

  • Popular Post
12 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Yep, that's right. We were Texas. But when Urban comes to the 40 acres, we'll be Texas again!

source.gif

Hate to break it to you, but Urban won’t bring Texas “back.” Back to one championship, a second appearance in the title game and 10+ win seasons? Get the fuck out of my face. 

Urban will bring Texas into a different fucking galaxy. We’ll be 100,000 light years beyond “back.“ We’ll go on a run of wrecking shit in college football the likes of which have never been seen. It will make Alabama’s “dynasty” look like pee wee. We will win every game by more than 50 for the next 10 years. 10 consecutive conference championships. 8 national championships. #1 recruiting class every year. Hundreds of players in the NFL. $500mm+ per year in football revenue. We will buy ESPN just to burn it to the fucking ground. Urban will retire as AD in 2031, after recruiting VY’s son to quarterback and hiring young genius offensive mind Lincoln Riley’s son as his coaching successor, who will proceed to push Oklahoma’s shit in every year for the next half century. 

Urban thinks college fans have unrealistic expectations? Fuck that. We have the most resources in the most football talent rich state in the goddamn United States of America. This shit is happening. #BDE 
 


 

1 minute ago, rpspeed said:

BDE is Hasselhoff singing power metal. Should be the night crew theme song.

 

Holy shit! I was just about to post that. Because I was checking to see what the Hoff was up to now. He’s gone metal! Awesome. He’s like almost 70! Sweet!

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

. We will buy ESPN just to burn it to the fucking ground. 

Go on...

4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Hate to break it to you, but Urban won’t bring Texas “back.” Back to one championship, a second appearance in the title game and 10+ win seasons? Get the fuck out of my face. 

Urban will bring Texas into a different fucking galaxy. We’ll be 100,000 light years beyond “back.“ We’ll go on a run of wrecking shit in college football the likes of which have never been seen. It will make Alabama’s “dynasty” look like pee wee. We will win every game by more than 50 for the next 10 years. 10 consecutive conference championships. 8 national championships. #1 recruiting class every year. Hundreds of players in the NFL. $500mm+ per year in football revenue. We will buy ESPN just to burn it to the fucking ground. Urban will retire as AD in 2031, after recruiting VY’s son to quarterback and hiring young genius offensive mind Lincoln Riley’s son as his coaching successor, who will proceed to push Oklahoma’s shit in every year for the next half century. 

Urban thinks college fans have unrealistic expectations? Fuck that. We have the most resources in the most football talent rich state in the goddamn United States of America. This shit is happening. #BDE 
 


 

I'll have what she's having. - GIF on Imgur

3 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

And only Futureman and David Dennison can post there

... and ONLY there.

He "told" them. Dunno why he couldn't just "indicate" it to them. 

Edited by UncleBuck

14 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Hate to break it to you, but Urban won’t bring Texas “back.” Back to one championship, a second appearance in the title game and 10+ win seasons? Get the fuck out of my face. 

Urban will bring Texas into a different fucking galaxy. We’ll be 100,000 light years beyond “back.“ We’ll go on a run of wrecking shit in college football the likes of which have never been seen. It will make Alabama’s “dynasty” look like pee wee. We will win every game by more than 50 for the next 10 years. 10 consecutive conference championships. 8 national championships. #1 recruiting class every year. Hundreds of players in the NFL. $500mm+ per year in football revenue. We will buy ESPN just to burn it to the fucking ground. Urban will retire as AD in 2031, after recruiting VY’s son to quarterback and hiring young genius offensive mind Lincoln Riley’s son as his coaching successor, who will proceed to push Oklahoma’s shit in every year for the next half century. 

Urban thinks college fans have unrealistic expectations? Fuck that. We have the most resources in the most football talent rich state in the goddamn United States of America. This shit is happening. #BDE 
 


 

Fuck You Im Out GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

1 hour ago, troph said:

Bony shoulders - would not bang - well that and she’s prolly dead, consent issues would be super complicated, not my fetish either, and she’s probably not even bi-curious. 

Well with that attitude she won't be

12 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

 

Oh sure, I show up at that address, and next thing I know I’m at the bottom of a well in your basement rubbing lotion all over my body. I’m not falling for that again.

TFB

You’ve already seen some senior Longhorns take advantage of the Covid prompted extra year of eligibility.

I am told that Sam Ehlinger is also considering returning for a final year.

I asked the source why and was told that Sam wants to go out on a better note, “I think he just wants to leave Texas with a different story”.

As far as whether he will stay or not, I’m told the staff has not been informed yet but was told Herman would certainly like him back.

15 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

He "told" them. Dunno why he couldn't just "indicate" it to them. 

can someone indicate to them that herman is an option

Just now, RGBIII said:

TFB

You’ve already seen some senior Longhorns take advantage of the Covid prompted extra year of eligibility.

I am told that Sam Ehlinger is also considering returning for a final year.

I asked the source why and was told that Sam wants to go out on a better note, “I think he just wants to leave Texas with a different story”.

As far as whether he will stay or not, I’m told the staff has not been informed yet but was told Herman would certainly like him back.

wonder if that is more due to JQJ leaving or was JQJ leaving more due to Sam pondering a return...

Ehlinger hates Herman. Thats interesting (if true). 

2 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

can someone indicate to them that herman is an option

I have already indicated to them that Herman is leaning toward not having a job in about two weeks. 

Edited by UncleBuck

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

dp

Edited by TexasGolf

Just now, Caddox said:

Ehlinger hates Herman. Thats interesting (if true). 

it's happening !!!!

Clearly he wants to play for his new corch 

TFB
You’ve already seen some senior Longhorns take advantage of the Covid prompted extra year of eligibility.
I am told that Sam Ehlinger is also considering returning for a final year.
I asked the source why and was told that Sam wants to go out on a better note, “I think he just wants to leave Texas with a different story”.
As far as whether he will stay or not, I’m told the staff has not been informed yet but was told Herman would certainly like him back.
This could give Urban something to think about. He loves him some Sam.
1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

wonder if that is more due to JQJ leaving or was JQJ leaving more due to Sam pondering a return...

Yeah I'm sure Sam needed to wait and see what JQJ did before making a decision.

Chicago Bulls What GIF by NBA

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I'm sure Sam needed to wait and see what JQJ did before making a decision.

Chicago Bulls What GIF by NBA

maybe sam was going to leave and jqj decision made him reconsider

Edited by TexasGolf

5 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ehlinger hates Herman. Thats interesting (if true). 

Who doesn’t? 

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB

You’ve already seen some senior Longhorns take advantage of the Covid prompted extra year of eligibility.

I am told that Sam Ehlinger is also considering returning for a final year.

I asked the source why and was told that Sam wants to go out on a better note, “I think he just wants to leave Texas with a different story”.

As far as whether he will stay or not, I’m told the staff has not been informed yet but was told Herman would certainly like him back.

He knows. 

3 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

maybe sam was going to leave and jqj decision made him reconsider

Maybe he was going to leave and urban's decision made him reconsider

*INSERT CHILD SAM/FOX SHOW URBAN HOOK 'EM PICTURES

 its happening ron paul GIF

  • Popular Post
10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB

You’ve already seen some senior Longhorns take advantage of the Covid prompted extra year of eligibility.

I am told that Sam Ehlinger is also considering returning for a final year.

I asked the source why and was told that Sam wants to go out on a better note, “I think he just wants to leave Texas with a different story”.

As far as whether he will stay or not, I’m told the staff has not been informed yet but was told Herman would certainly like him back.

I am sure Sam looked at the receiver room and saw a healthy Whittington and Troy Omiere and said, "I'd be a fool not to come back and underthrow these guys next year."

Head to the bunker!

1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:

Head to the bunker!

giphy.gif

1 hour ago, troph said:

Bony shoulders - would not bang - well that and she’s prolly dead, consent issues would be super complicated, not my fetish either, and she’s probably not even bi-curious. 

I most recently saw her on a Food Network show. As you can imagine from that information, being bony is no longer a concern.

Can we also limit his posting privileges to a new Leaks From Ass board if he's wrong?

I suppose his Brocks to Texas rant would go there?
17 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
20 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
TFB
You’ve already seen some senior Longhorns take advantage of the Covid prompted extra year of eligibility.
I am told that Sam Ehlinger is also considering returning for a final year.
I asked the source why and was told that Sam wants to go out on a better note, “I think he just wants to leave Texas with a different story”.
As far as whether he will stay or not, I’m told the staff has not been informed yet but was told Herman would certainly like him back.

This could give Urban something to think about. He loves him some Sam.

Can't undersell this.  

  • Popular Post
13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I'm sure Sam needed to wait and see what JQJ did before making a decision.

Chicago Bulls What GIF by NBA

Only thing Sam is waiting on is if Herman is going to be the coach. If it is not Herman he is back. So Sam unlike the rest of us has a way to pass the time until January by getting ready for the Alamo Bowl afterwards he will be on this thread with a burn account and providing BDE.

clcayjfuyaek1le.jpg?w=600&h=576&crop=1

I don’t want a guy stupid enough to get caught violating recruiting rules. Not BDE.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.