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plz dont come back sam i cant take another year of turrible zone read decisions 

bruh literally hands off every time 

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7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW (not a lot)

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5 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

plz dont come back sam i cant take another year of turrible zone read decisions 

bruh literally hands off every time 

Coaching matters

32 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Oh sure, I show up at that address, and next thing I know I’m at the bottom of a well in your basement rubbing lotion all over my body. I’m not falling for that again.

Oh sure, I show up at that address, and next thing I know I’m at the bottom of a well in your basement rubbing lotion all over my body. I’m not falling for that again. yell "Mom, I'm home!"

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

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Oops. So we are down to a smaller plan B group. 

Urban or Bust bitches! Urban or Bust!

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW (not a lot)

So basically, whatever COVID was already restricting him from doing, the NCAA is now restricting him from doing at Florida, and at any other job if he is to leave Florida. 

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Go on...

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13 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

 

What’s a kolache and does UM like them?

5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

So basically, whatever COVID was already restricting him from doing, the NCAA is now restricting him from doing at Florida, and at any other job if he is to leave Florida. 

This is the equivalent of LSU self imposing a bowl ban in a 5 win season. 

19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW (not a lot)

 

57 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

He "told" them. Dunno why he couldn't just "indicate" it to them. 

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The Mullen news shows that the UF job is closer to the prestige of Aggy then Texas. No way he gets called for that infraction at a Texas level job. 

13 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Alright Roth guy fuck faces. I be here all day tomorrow:

5647 westheimer road

houston,tx77056

Trying to convince James Harden to stay?

40 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

I am told that Sam Ehlinger is also considering returning for a final year.

How do you politely say "no thanks"? It's time to move on. 

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

How do you politely say "no thanks"? It's time to move on. 

if herman let cade brewer come back anyone can come back. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

if herman let cade brewer come back anyone can come back. 

Well he doesn't count against the roster limit so might as well have a practice body. Of course, if Tom came back he would unfortunately be much much more than a practice body.

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21 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

plz dont come back sam i cant take another year of turrible zone read decisions 

bruh literally hands off every time 

There is no "read" in fact. It's basically a slow developing zone play where Sam hands the ball off into a wall of defenders who tackle the RB immediately.

If Tom's coming back (he's not), then sure, I love you, but "bye, Sam." If it's Urban? I want to see Sam with real deal coaching. 

17 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

If Tom's coming back (he's not), then sure, I love you, but "bye, Sam." If it's Urban? I want to see Sam with real deal coaching. 

Same. While I am eager to see what our other QBs can do, we need Urban to develop them. Not Herman.  If Urban wants Sam to play he will play Sam. I don’t want Herman fucking up any more QB development. Herman wanted Sam over Shane. Remember that. Our other QBs barely got a chance to get any game experience because Herman is such a shit show for a HC.

27 minutes ago, futureman said:

if herman let cade brewer come back anyone can come back. 

Does Cade Brewer have a single yard after contact in his career at Texas? 

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That show was so fucking weird

Psychedelic drugs will do that. 

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Same. While I am eager to see what our other QBs can do, we need Urban to develop them. Not Herman.  If Urban wants Sam to play he will play Sam. I don’t want Herman fucking up any more QB development. Herman wanted Sam over Shane. Remember that. Our other QBs barely got a chance to get any game experience because Herman is such a shit show for a HC.

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6 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Does Cade Brewer have a single yard after contact in his career at Texas? 

Perhaps if you count his runs to the training table. 

3 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Mack: Case, how big we talking, like a a coke can?

Case: Bigger coach! Way bigger!

Speaking of Way, should have had Craig Way do play-by-play on their video. “Say goodnight to this one!”

9 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Does Cade Brewer have a single yard after contact in his career at Texas? 

Or before contact??

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Speaking of Way, should have had Craig Way do play-by-play on their video. “Say goodnight to this one!”

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Sounds like someone caught wind of his draft prospects.

That's what I'm wondering.

Have they done the where am I projected to get drafted deal yet?

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Why does Mullen get caught while Saban and Smart skate?

35 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Does Cade Brewer have a single yard after contact in his career at Texas? 

No. Rumor has it that forward progress was originally going to be called "Cade's Rule"

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

I don’t want a guy stupid enough to get caught violating recruiting rules. Not BDE.

Can you have BDE without the BD? I mean, I've got plenty of energy.

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

TFB --  You’ve already seen some senior Longhorns take advantage of the Covid prompted extra year of eligibility.  I am told that Sam Ehlinger is also considering returning for a final year.  I asked the source why and was told that Sam wants to go out on a better note, “I think he just wants to leave Texas with a different story”.  As far as whether he will stay or not, I’m told the staff has not been informed yet but was told Herman would certainly like him back.

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20 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Why does Mullen get caught while Saban and Smart skate?

He must be really stupid.

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

He must be really stupid.

So he's still a candidate for our job then.

2 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Hate to break it to you, but Urban won’t bring Texas “back.” Back to one championship, a second appearance in the title game and 10+ win seasons? Get the fuck out of my face. 

Urban will bring Texas into a different fucking galaxy. We’ll be 100,000 light years beyond “back.“ We’ll go on a run of wrecking shit in college football the likes of which have never been seen. It will make Alabama’s “dynasty” look like pee wee. We will win every game by more than 50 for the next 10 years. 10 consecutive conference championships. 8 national championships. #1 recruiting class every year. Hundreds of players in the NFL. $500mm+ per year in football revenue. We will buy ESPN just to burn it to the fucking ground. Urban will retire as AD in 2031, after recruiting VY’s son to quarterback and hiring young genius offensive mind Lincoln Riley’s son as his coaching successor, who will proceed to push Oklahoma’s shit in every year for the next half century. 

Urban thinks college fans have unrealistic expectations? Fuck that. We have the most resources in the most football talent rich state in the goddamn United States of America. This shit is happening. #BDE 
 


 

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2 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

I am sure Sam looked at the receiver room and saw a healthy Whittington and Troy Omiere and said, "I'd be a fool not to come back and underthrow these guys next year."

Lulzzz @ healthy Whittington. 

21 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Lulzzz @ healthy Whittington. 

He did manage to make it out of the K State game unscathed. Small victories. 

4 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Squid is back on board...

 

 

This mofo is calamari as far as I'm concerned.

6 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Squid is back on board...

 

 

Whoever runs that account is a really fucking weird person

11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Whoever runs that account is a really fucking weird person

True, although not as weird as some of the fucks we have on here. 

Overshown is back for next season.  Thats big for this defense.  Lets hope that Urban keeps Hutzler as LB coach.

2 hours ago, CowtownHorn said:

 

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He's "staying" -- UNTIL HE'S NOT!

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

True, although not as weird as some of the fucks we have on here. 

Squid is undoubtedly someone from here or he reads the stuff posted at the least. 

This is Katie's leg? Somebody get this bitch a razor and some Slim Fast.

27 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Squid is back on board...

 

 

Looks like someone ordered a plate of Hope Solo Fries.

31 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Squid is back on board...

 

 

Fuck him/her....some of us never left.

34 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

This is Katie's leg? Somebody get this bitch a razor and some Slim Fast.

Thick ankles are at once a tell and a no-no.

This is why Herman hasn’t been canned till we are ready to name his successor 

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