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8 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Are drunken Armenians> Croations coaching wise? I think we need to explore this possibility. Belichick and Saban have Croation ancestry and Sarkisian has to be Armenian?  Why has no one brought this up? 

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20 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Do they? Seems like they made a good hire.

Maybe we shouldn't be worried about looking like shit.

You guys would’ve thrown a fit if Napier and sark turned us down.  Somebody hear wanted harsin?   That hire would be shit on here

1 minute ago, hornfromdallas said:

bruh @RGBIII is famous bruh made an article 

 

 

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

What is IT saying about this news?  I'm actually ok with it.


IT has shot down the idea that Sark is a viable candidate.  

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Hilarious watching these sites scramble to put out complete shit. We may have finally done this right

1 hour ago, ckhorn said:

Okay, How is he in the conversation as the next Head football coach at the University at Fucking Texas. Beware at agents floating names out there to get them gigs for other openings. Thats all Im saying.


Texas is or has at least vetted Sark for this job. That probably includes reaching out and sending feelers at some point. I imagine that is where the smoke is coming from. 

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


IT has shot down the idea that Sark is a viable candidate.  

Recently - or their reporting from a couple weeks back?

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


IT has shot down the idea that Sark is a viable candidate.  

Is IT reliable? I'm a contrarian type so guess he is the leading candidate.

11 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Kathy Ireland

 

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Did not recognize her from that vantage point.

1 minute ago, Cuernavaca said:

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IT has shot down the idea that Sark is a viable candidate.  

I could see that he might not be viable because of the drinking problem, but they don’t know anything.
2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


I could see that he might not be viable because of the drinking problem, but they don’t know anything.

Yes, but  Herman may drink more than Sark and Sark definitely functions better at it.

48 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

FIFY

                           🤘  IT'S FUCKIN' URBAN MEYER  🤘

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For now, looks like a turd in the hand, is worth......

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Yeah, the USC fans I know don’t think there’s any chance the BOT or AD will fire Helton or are even really considering it. If this were the case, USC would be doing the best covert move ever, because there’s nothing even close to hinting this possibility right now. 

Well 2nd best to the CUM cover-up that the UT Admin is running right now. 

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Eagles, draft, LOL. Lil Jordan was lightyears better than Eagles.

Unfortunately for Lil’Jordan he was slow as fuck.

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Eagles, draft, LOL. Lil Jordan was lightyears better than Eagles.

Member the play in the 2018 cotton bowl where our oline pushed LJ like 14 yards for the first down? I member

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Unfortunately for Lil’Jordan he was slow as fuck.

Correct, but there was film showing he was an football player. Not much film on a guy that disappears for months at a time. He is gifted with size and speed, that makes him a project. He should stay in school. Whomever is advising him is a moron.

2 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Member the play in the 2018 cotton bowl where our oline pushed LJ like 14 yards for the first down? I member

I feel like you don’t remember that bowl very well...

3 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Member the play in the 2018 cotton bowl where our oline pushed LJ like 14 yards for the first down? I member

most of the oline

2 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Member the play in the 2018 cotton bowl where our oline pushed LJ like 14 yards for the first down? I member

Back when Texas was physical that year. What happened to being the most physical team in the big 12 Tom? Should have kept that going and you wouldn't be on the hot seat douchebag.

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Back when Texas was physical that year. What happened to being the most physical team in the big 12 Tom? Should have kept that going and you wouldn't be on the hot seat douchebag.

Was sugar. bowl I was thinking of, my bad.

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

most of the oline

Pat Hudson, before the heat stroke.

3 hours ago, urbanisnotcominghere said:

Y’all already have been, so we’ll see what happens 

You think an 8-1 Texas or blowU gets snubbed for a CFP spot? Know who the fuck you are aggy. Lil brother stupid fucks. 81 years strong. The gift that keeps on giving. 

 

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10 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Pat Hudson, before the heat stroke.

Patrick Vahe, he stood and watched

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Patrick Vahe, he stood and watched

Sums up most of his career at Texas 

4 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Sums up most of his career at Texas 

I liked Vahe until I realized he hit his ceiling as a freshman. Wish I had video of that crazy dance he did in the locker room that year.

18 minutes ago, Okcool said:

You think an 8-1 Texas or blowU gets snubbed for a CFP spot? Know who the fuck you are aggy. Lil brother stupid fucks. 81 years strong. The gift that keeps on giving. 

 

I don’t think an 8-1 Texas team will exist for a loooong time 🤣🤣🤣

NEW UPDATE!!!

It has recently been relayed to me by one of my trusty sources that Urban’s wife has a dildo that appears burnt orange!! It is not known whether it was this color before she used it or after, but I figured everyone on here would take it as a sign that he will be the next coach!

21 minutes ago, Okcool said:

You think an 8-1 Texas or blowU gets snubbed for a CFP spot? Know who the fuck you are aggy. Lil brother stupid fucks. 81 years strong. The gift that keeps on giving. 

 

I like the cut of your jib. Fuck aggy 

Did y’all hear about the school of the deaf winning that state title?? Pretty cool. I heard Tom is actively recruiting several players from their rivals down the road, school of the blind. A good sign that Texas is indeed back, and Urban will turn them into first round draft picks 

2 minutes ago, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

NEW UPDATE!!!

It has recently been relayed to me by one of my trusty sources that Urban’s wife has a dildo that appears burnt orange!! It is not known whether it was this color before she used it or after, but I figured everyone on here would take it as a sign that he will be the next coach!

Fuck off, aggy

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Just now, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

What’re y’all gonna say when Mensa is the coach of your mighty Longhorns in 2021?...😂

27–25 Aggie. Eternal scoreboard.

Please return to banging your Sheltie mascot, filling jizz jars and male cheerleaders.

2 minutes ago, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

NEW UPDATE!!!

It has recently been relayed to me by one of my trusty sources that Urban’s wife has a dildo that appears burnt orange!! It is not known whether it was this color before she used it or after, but I figured everyone on here would take it as a sign that he will be the next coach!

Sorry about your burnt orange skin tone.

Would you quit feeding the troll and quoting him?  Just neg him to bolivian and move on.

True, although not as weird as some of the fucks we have on here. 

It’s probably Futuremans alter ego or one of his split personalities...
8 minutes ago, Urbanisnotcominghere2.0 said:

NEW UPDATE!!!

It has recently been relayed to me by one of my trusty sources that Urban’s wife has a dildo that appears burnt orange!! It is not known whether it was this color before she used it or after, but I figured everyone on here would take it as a sign that he will be the next coach!

You’re trying too hard Figurelli. 

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