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7 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

With the Holiday Season upon us, I have a favor to ask...

 

Can one of you regarded bastards list Urban to Texas as your make a wish?

I’m willing to get cancer for this effort. Anyone have a supply of asbestos I can roll around in?

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I’m willing to get cancer for this effort. Anyone have a supply of asbestos I can roll around in?

If you haven't caught something from your Mom by now, asbestos ain't gonna do the trick. 

45 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He will run in the 4.4's.


Its not just the players that have inflated the value of themselves, the fans obviously fall into this as well. I still laugh at the lengthy discussion had on this board on if Collin Johnson was going to be a first or second round pick. 

Off topic (lmao): so my job is remote and I reach out to people in healthcare. Anyway this contact’s last name is...

Schnittger

umm so ya. This seems like a hate crime. 

Urban or Bust mofos! Plan B Options dwindling even more. But who needs Plan B when you have Urban? 
 

Bring that man to Texas!

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Off topic (lmao): so my job is remote and I reach out to people in healthcare. Anyway this contact’s last name is...

Schnittger

umm so ya. This seems like a hate crime. 

Urban or Bust mofos! Plan B Options dwindling even more. But who needs Plan B when you have Urban? 
 

Bring that man to Texas!

I don't know for sure, but I am willing to bet that Plan B has kept a lot of Surly avoid child support.

Montrell Estell is moving to WR and Jalen Green is moving to safety

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Off topic (lmao): so my job is remote and I reach out to people in healthcare. Anyway this contact’s last name is...

Schnittger

umm so ya. This seems like a hate crime. 

 

Wut 

39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’m willing to get cancer for this effort. Anyone have a supply of asbestos I can roll around in?

Just baby powder your pooper...although ass cancer might feel a lot like keeping Mensa.

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Montrell Estell is moving to WR and Jalen Green is moving to safety

 

That, right there, is breaking news.

Being an unrepentant nerd, I just calculated how long it would take to fall 40 yards:  2.73 sec (neglecting wind resistance)

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Being an unrepentant nerd, I just calculated how long it would take to fall 40 yards:  2.73 sec (neglecting wind resistance)

Found Cade Brewers sock

10 hours ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

To be fair, him being a shitty route runner sounds like an indictment of the coaching he's received over the last three years more than anything else

It can be. Not all shitty route running is created equal. 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

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L O L

Fuck Chip Brown.  How can we get this ass clown to stop covering the Horns.  

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

(neglecting wind resistance)

Of course.

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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L O L

"This just in...Surlyhorns.com has recieved confirmation that Steve Sarkisian has never been a candidate for the Texas job."

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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L O L

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I am going to reply to FCB with this every single time he posts something about a coaching change, at least till he blocks me

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

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Be fair - how many of our top-group deciders are into drag racing?

21 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Montrell Estell is moving to WR and Jalen Green is moving to safety

Jalen Green is still on the team? Who knew?

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Being an unrepentant nerd, I just calculated how long it would take to fall 40 yards:  2.73 sec (neglecting wind resistance)

That’s nothing to be proud of, rusty. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The names cdc keeps floating are so horrible I’d have gladly taken Harsin as a floor compared to taking “what’s behind door #2” if what’s being said about CDC is correct and he’s a paste eating con man as it appears he might be. 

I’d almost rather the Centers for Disease Control and Dr. Fauci make the pick. Chris del Conte is hoping we forget everything so he can hire James Franklin.

“Whaaaaaaat?! That was the 2020 season. James Franklin is undefeated in 2021.”

6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fuck Chip Brown.  How can we get this ass clown to stop covering the Horns.  

 

Easy, given that he's never started ... 

 

4 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Pro tip: don't watch any of the other ones besides peppers.

Yep.  Stop after the first two episodes.  The rest are on the bad side of “meh.”

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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L O L

My ideal scenario is Meyer as HC and Sark After Dark as OC/HCiW. Probably not gonna happen given that’s Sark’s role now at Bama but a boy can dream.

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s nothing to be proud of, rusty. 

50 yards...

3 minutes ago, Octavian said:

My ideal scenario is Meyer as HC and Sark After Dark as OC/HCiW. Probably not gonna happen given that’s Sark’s role now at Bama but a boy can dream.

Stop dreaming, boy!

2 minutes ago, Octavian said:

My ideal scenario is Meyer as HC and Sark After Dark as OC/HCiW. Probably not gonna happen given that’s Sark’s role now at Bama but a boy can dream.

Or CUM coaches for a decade like a goddamn savage!

7 minutes ago, Octavian said:

My ideal scenario is Meyer as HC and Sark After Dark as OC/HCiW. Probably not gonna happen given that’s Sark’s role now at Bama but a boy can dream.

No, HCIW is Lincoln Riley’s son. You must have missed the earlier BDE outline. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The names cdc keeps floating are so horrible I’d have gladly taken Harsin as a floor compared to taking “what’s behind door #2” if what’s being said about CDC is correct and he’s a paste eating con man as it appears he might be. 

It’s all good. He’ll groom there while Urban takes us on a 6 year run then we’ll poach him when Urban decides to hang it up

I think urban would give it 6 years. 60 or 70 million made, plenty of time to get players in and system performing, and if he hasn’t won it all by then he probably won’t.  He might even re-evaluate after 4 years as he turns 60. 

25 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fuck Chip Brown.  How can we get this ass clown to stop covering the Horns.  

Easy...tell him they're giving out free coke at Miami, and he'd leave Austin in 15 minutes.  

So when did FCB concede that Herman is not in fact returning next year? 

35 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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I guess 247 and OB don't have the market cornered on brain dead posters.

Thinking Texas lost out on Harsin... 

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Easy...tell him they're giving out free coke at Miami, and he'd leave Austin in 15 minutes.  

So wait, there is free coke in Miami?

So wait, there is free coke in Miami?
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The 9.95’ers bringing their usual disappoint today. Might as well have just said, we don’t know what UT is doing via a HC search and as such feel confident saying we lost out on a potential hire because that HC was on a list of names we pulled out of our ass as possible Herman replacements. Because it’s important to always undermine the school in every possible way even if it’s just speculation. 

51 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Jalen Green is still on the team? Who knew?

Would think he’d be an upgrade over BJ Foster at safety

Heard from a connected media contact that the door is still open. Course we already know that, BDE and all. 

5 minutes ago, Nope said:

Would think he’d be an upgrade over BJ Foster at safety

 

Well Jalen does have 2 shoulders that work properly so... 

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8 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Heard from a connected media contact that the door is still open. Course we already know that, BDE and all. 

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I’m willing to get cancer for this effort. Anyone have a supply of asbestos I can roll around in?
No need brotha. We will not be denied the dawning of Fisterman!

Even the planets have aligned to bring us out of the desert. All that is right about a Texas Longhorns football program re-ascendant to the Blue Blood ranks and the expectations that come with it, shall soon come to pass.

Urban to Texas is done. [emoji869] Hook'em
17 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Heard from a connected media contact that the door is still open. Course we already know that, BDE and all. 

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I want Sark to be a real discussion just to see RD rationalize why someone who KEVIN SUMLIN made fun of for drinking is better for the University than Urban Myer
Sark HC, Rumlin OC

6th would be back to legendary status in no time..

Edit- and if Freshwater flames out at klan aggy, he could rehab as QB whisperer or something
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