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The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 
Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.
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2 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:
The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 

Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.

No

3 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:
The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 

Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.

What people?  It seems extremely unlikely they are going to fire him the week before the bowl game.

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3 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:
The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 

Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.

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4 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:
The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 

Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.

If he was coming back Hand would have already been let go. Imo that is a bigger indicator than him coaching a bowl. 

Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.
Nope we're just patiently for tOSU season to end.

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Coaching royalty Tom Landry got fired by a rich dude.  Tom Herman can't carry Landry's jockstrap.  Tom Herman is toast.  There are several very rich dudes who want his ass gone yesterday.  An Alamo Bowl win against a PAC 12 also-ran is not going to save him.  Urban or bust.  

10 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:
The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 

Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.

Nope just you and your simple fucking mind. 

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5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

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Look at this pussy.  Fire him. (Norm voice)

10 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Nope we're just patiently for tOSU season to end.

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This right here.  Urban it is. 

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2 minutes ago, Hammerhead said:

This right here.  Urban it is. 

I have been going through all the potential scenarios and this is the one I accept. People say that may delusional but it makes sense. True, I am disregarding any other explanation or rumor or intel. Don’t care.

 

Urban or Bust! 
 

 

25 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:
The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 

Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.

I was thinking that but I think we let Mack coach against Oregon 

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I was thinking that but I think we let Mack coach against Oregon 

Pretty sure that's right, because we were all pissed he burned Swoopes' redshirt in that game. Ah, the good ole days.

This was from a couple days ago but I thought it was interesting.  I've heard speculation that RGL was maybe connected through agents, BMDs, or both.  This is the first I've seen him refer to himself as one of us though.

 

The thread  needs some Raquel Welch.   Because at age 79 she looks better than Kendra Scott and Tom Herman. 

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

I was thinking that but I think we let Mack coach against Oregon 

What a shit show.  My wife and I left at the half.  I listened to the second half on the radio on the way back to Austin.  Tyrone Swoopes tried and failed after Mack put him in the game.  Mark Fucking Helfrich for the 30-7 win.  Good times for Duck fans.  

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I was thinking that but I think we let Mack coach against Oregon 

Mack Brown feels no responsibility for Texas' struggles

12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I was thinking that but I think we let Mack coach against Oregon 

Which also happened to be in the Alamo Bowl...

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I was thinking that but I think we let Mack coach against Oregon 

Therman is gone. The thread will be comparatively quiet now through the end of next week given the holiday, bowl game, and tOSU's first playoff game. Stay focused. BDE. 

6 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Mack Brown feels no responsibility for Texas' struggles

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11 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

The thread  needs some Raquel Welch.   Because at age 79 she looks better than Kendra Scott and Tom Herman. 

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You people should check out how glorious Raquel was in that B-movie comedy with Bill Cosby & Havey Keitel that she did..... "Mother, Jugs, and Speed"

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3 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Therman is gone. The thread will be comparatively quiet now through the end of next week given the holiday, bowl game, and tOSU's first playoff game. Stay focused. BDE. 

I have the focusness! I have the Big Holiday Energy too! Presents! Santa! Fuck ya! Thread slowing down means nothing. It’s the Holidays. We’re all distracted! Eggnog! 

Urban or bust!

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I have the focusness! I have the Big Holiday Energy too! Presents! Santa! Fuck ya! Thread slowing down means nothing. It’s the Holidays. We’re all distracted! Eggnog! 

Urban or bust!

 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I have the focusness! I have the Big Holiday Energy too! Presents! Santa! Fuck ya! Thread slowing down means nothing. It’s the Holidays. We’re all distracted! Eggnog! 

Urban or bust!

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Mush...mush....onward we go!

Just now, 90's_Horn said:

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Mush...mush....onward we go!

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Is there some place on the Texas coast like Siesta Key?  If so, Spinnershells needs a Texas geography lesson.  

I have the focusness! I have the Big Holiday Energy too! Presents! Santa! Fuck ya! Thread slowing down means nothing. It’s the Holidays. We’re all distracted! Eggnog! 
Urban or bust!

The fact that you are still here and engaged is flabbergasting. No way you actually have ovaries. But if you do....
25 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

What a shit show.  My wife and I left at the half.  I listened to the second half on the radio on the way back to Austin.  Tyrone Swoopes tried and failed after Mack put him in the game.  Mark Fucking Helfrich for the 30-7 win.  Good times for Duck fans.  

I remember the PC.  Helfrich even said "man you're good at this press conference thing."  I wonder if Mack stays if he wins that game.

6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Is there some place on the Texas coast like Siesta Key?  If so, Spinnershells needs a Texas geography lesson.  

I've heard South Padre called Roofie Island, which is kinda like Siesta Key, if you think about it.

2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I've heard South Padre called Roofie Island, which is kinda like Siesta Key, if you think about it.

I guess she could take a nap at HSB on a warm spring day.  

8 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


The fact that you are still here and engaged is flabbergasting. No way you actually have ovaries. But if you do....

Happy to disappoint. Ovaries blazing! Lol. But true! I just can’t quit the thread. May need some type of intervention when the announcement is made? Or not? I already did my shopping. Prepping for dinner tomorrow. Covid basically ruined anything social IRL I’d be doing right now. I can multi-task and bake at the same time. I’ll eventually fall asleep. 

I am taking all of the quietness as a good thing. Not a repeat of the Saban fuckery. Urban is happening! 

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15 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Is there some place on the Texas coast like Siesta Key?  If so, Spinnershells needs a Texas geography lesson.  

No

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Happy to disappoint. Ovaries blazing! Lol. But true! I just can’t quit the thread. May need some type of intervention when the announcement is made? Or not? I already did my shopping. Prepping for dinner tomorrow. Covid basically ruined anything social IRL I’d be doing right now. I can multi-task and bake at the same time. I’ll eventually fall asleep. Sooner than later. 

I am taking all of the quietness as a good thing. Not a repeat of the Saban fuckery. Urban is happening! 

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....Til Gabriel blows his horn.....(signaling UM)

36 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

The thread  needs some Raquel Welch.   Because at age 79 she looks better than Kendra Scott and Tom Herman. 

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The woman is a menace.

40 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

The thread  needs some Raquel Welch.   Because at age 79 she looks better than Kendra Scott and Tom Herman. 

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Those dentures are kind of distracting.  

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Those dentures are kind of distracting.  

When she takes them out you won’t even care. 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I have been going through all the potential scenarios and this is the one I accept. People say that may delusional but it makes sense. True, I am disregarding any other explanation or rumor or intel. Don’t care.

 

Urban or Bust! 
 

 

Why not both?

can we hire urban meyer already so I can delete this fucking app from my phone?

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4 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

can we hire urban meyer already so I can delete this fucking app from my phone?

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You’ll be back, you dirty little slut.

You’ll be back, you dirty little slut.
actually im a tall germaphobic virgin man but ok.

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3 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

can we hire urban meyer already so I can delete this fucking app from my phone?

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That's not how this works. Once you're in, you're in. 

That's not how this works. Once you're in, you're in. 
yeah but I can just check 3 times a day on the website instead of 15 times on mobile

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2 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

yeah but I can just check 3 times a day on the website instead of 15 times on mobile

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Set a reminder for 1/5. Enjoy your holidays. 

Been out most of the evening. Did we get Meyer?

No?

Well, we will. 

BDE here (which will surprise my wife).

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Mack Brown feels no responsibility for Texas' struggles

My wife is a Duck, im pretty sure if I show this to her I will be getting a huge ass canvas print of it for christmas.

26 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Those dentures are kind of distracting.  

A gummer never hurt anyone!

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