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9 minutes ago, Pope Joan said:

I heard you used to be funny.

Lol wut 

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FCB lol fuck this guy


Earlier this month, UT’s flirtation with Meyer fizzled when Meyer told UT officials he wasn’t likely to return to college football coaching in 2021 due to health concerns and a changed landscape (i.e. the NCAA transfer portal and the likelihood of a one-time transfer rule).
Sources told Horns247 Meyer has expressed at least a passing interest in the possibility of coaching in the NFL, where there is more of an off-season and no transfer portal.


I’d imagine the “sauce” who told FCB that UT’s flirtation with Meyer had “fizzled” (Meyer’s “Indication”) is the same place where he got the NFL “info” from, which isn’t completely breaking news as his name had come up with the Cowboys search last year etc... It’s not something you’d have to have a source for.
He’s being fed bullshit, and is repeating it, but we already knew that.
1 hour ago, Mr Orange said:

He really wrote Urban is concerned with the transfer portal....fucking comical.

That's what got me. Urban Meyer would be all about the transfer portal. Just another way to get kids he wants and get rid of ones he doesn't.

Edited by MonkeyDoughnut

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

Got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday so I think its gonna be Blue Bell and Yogurt lol.  This was such a stupid idea to do it right before xmas

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's what got me. Urban Meyer would be all about the transfer portal. Just another way to get kids he wants and get rid on ones he doesn't.

This transfer portal stuff benefits Nick Saban and others like Meyer to a T, encourage guys to leave, pick up someone better and stack the roster.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches.

 

Not girlfriend material.  Sorry. 

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's what got me. Urban Meyer would be all about the transfer portal. Just another way to get kids he wants and get rid of ones he doesn't.

That’s my thinking on this. Which is crystal del conte clear! Our players know about the transfer portal. Our coaching staff the last decade not so much. We seem to be allergic towards using it to our advantage much like TH is allergic to momentum. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

Tamales .  Tamales . Tamales and whiskey.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

Scooby Doo Drool GIF

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

We always get some kind of ethnic take-out on Christmas Eve. This year, it's Japanese. Wife and daughters will have sushi and I'll have tempura and some kind of teriyaki meat.

18 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

 

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Messy room, WNB

5 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Lol wut 

Was he not? Or were those who said so substituting "funny" the way we used to say someone was "special" when we actually meant he was not just dumber than warmed-over dogshit, but dressed by retards?

3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I'm from the Night Crew and I'm here to help.

bdesupport.com

This here. Day Shift always in need of help. Been working a lot of doubles lately. 

9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's what got me. Urban Meyer would be all about the transfer portal. Just another way to get kids he wants and get rid of ones he doesn't.

 

6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

This transfer portal stuff benefits Nick Saban and others like Meyer to a T, encourage guys to leave, pick up someone better and stack the roster.

 

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s my thinking on this. Which is crystal del conte clear! Our players know about the transfer portal. Our coaching staff the last decade not so much. We seem to be allergic towards using it to our advantage much like TH is allergic to momentum. 

Yeah the better your program is, the more you're gonna think of the portal as a positive, not a negative. Guys like Dabo, Saban, and UM are never gonna see the portal as a detriment. FCB is way off on this, as usual.

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6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

We always get some kind of ethnic take-out on Christmas Eve. This year, it's Japanese. Wife and daughters will have sushi and I'll have tempura and some kind of teriyaki meat.

We made Italian last Christmas ... my spaghetti, our own version of Randy White Ravioli, etc. We liked it so much we decided to do it again this year.

1 minute ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

why are we pessimistic rn?

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We aren't. Only the LDE types are pessimistic.

Sukiyaki is our traditional Japanese Christmas dinner for us.  It's a banger.

1 minute ago, wood said:

 

 

Yeah the better your program is, the more you're gonna think of the portal as a positive, not a negative. Guys like Dabo, Saban, and UM are never gonna see the portal as a detriment. FCB is way off on this, as usual.

Everyone is on point here!

 

FCB is like the teacher on Charlie Brown shows...”Wah wah woh wah wah”

chelsea peretti eye roll GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine

3 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

why are we pessimistic rn?

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Day crew much?

1 minute ago, wood said:

 

 

Yeah the better your program is, the more you're gonna think of the portal as a positive, not a negative. Guys like Dabo, Saban, and UM are never gonna see the portal as a detriment. FCB is way off on this, as usual.

Lincoln Riley embraces it. And it’s worked out well for them. I don’t get why we turn our noses down at it. It’s frustratingly stupid. We put all our eggs into the recruit basket and then don’t develop them. 

41 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I know of him. He’s a member out at vaquero in south lake. Lawyer I believe. 

Vaquero isn’t in Southlake. It’s in Westlake, big difference. 

Edited by Errestaurants

3 minutes ago, wood said:

 

 

Yeah the better your program is, the more you're gonna think of the portal as a positive, not a negative. Guys like Dabo, Saban, and UM are never gonna see the portal as a detriment. FCB is way off on this, as usual.

I thought Urban hated the transfer portal. I saw in the interview he did with that loser Kirk Barton where UM said he disliked the transfer portal, but Ryan Day loved it so much that he needs to set up a separate department at OSU like Saban at Alabama that focuses solely on recruiting transfers. It seemed like a backhanded comment, but it could also be bullshit if UM said it to someone like Barton.

17 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

We always get some kind of ethnic take-out on Christmas Eve. This year, it's Japanese. Wife and daughters will have sushi and I'll have tempura and some kind of teriyaki meat.

Maurry Kwristmas!

3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I thought Urban hated the transfer portal. I saw in the interview he did with that loser Kirk Barton where UM said he disliked the transfer portal, but Ryan Day loved it so much that he needs to set up a separate department at OSU like Saban at Alabama that focuses solely on recruiting transfers. It seemed like a backhanded comment, but it could also be bullshit if UM said it to someone like Barton.

Prob a love/hate thing....loves reaping the rewards with incoming, hates the potential for outgoing uncertainty? 🤷🏼‍♂️

I thought Urban hated the transfer portal. I saw in the interview he did with that loser Kirk Barton where UM said he disliked the transfer portal, but Ryan Day loved it so much that he needs to set up a separate department at OSU like Saban at Alabama that focuses solely on recruiting transfers. It seemed like a backhanded comment, but it could also be bullshit if UM said it to someone like Barton.

I’m sure as a CFB observer he doesn’t like the idea. As a coach at a major university sitting near the top I’m sure he wouldn’t mind it so much at all.
40 minutes ago, Pope Joan said:

You're still as stupid as ever. I heard you used to be funny. Too bad.

You clearly have night crew energy. 

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:


I’m sure as a CFB observer he doesn’t like the idea. As a coach at a major university sitting near the top I’m sure he wouldn’t mind it so much at all.

Yeah I'm sure it's like anything else - how you stand depends on where you sit.

If your program is on a roll, losing difference-makers to the portal shouldn't be a worry.

39 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

shes for the streets now bruh

at least u had the opportunity to turn her into a glizzy goblin 

Is this a low key way to say "thanks for teaching her that thing I like"?

Gerry Hamilton has said numerous times that UM wanted the Dallas cowboy job last year.

I haven’t watched the interview about his wife saying no to the NFL but didn’t she deny them going to Ohio state too? Don’t remember.

Hopefully it’s all misdirection. Don’t see why they would deny rumors to the nfl though.

Just now, utexas8 said:

Gerry Hamilton has said numerous times that UM wanted the Dallas cowboy job last year.

I haven’t watched the interview about his wife saying no to the NFL but didn’t she deny them going to Ohio state too? Don’t remember.

Hopefully it’s all misdirection. Don’t see why they would deny rumors to the nfl though.

If he has a college only policy then I could see the Cowboys being a job that they would break it for. Jerry is a pain in the ass but it's still the Cowboys. The Jags with Trevor is still the Jags no matter how its sliced. 

6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If he has a college only policy then I could see the Cowboys being a job that they would break it for. Jerry is a pain in the ass but it's still the Cowboys. The Jags with Trevor is still the Jags no matter how its sliced. 

lol

51 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

Be over at 7.

14 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Be over at 7.

Shark Tank Mark GIF by ABC Network
 

ahhh....declare and move on....duly noted, as I was simply waiting for the invite. 🤦🏼‍♂️

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

Tamales and tequila

1 minute ago, Errestaurants said:

Pot Roast, Pussy and Bordeaux is on the menu tonight 

Awaiting your post in IPIHB

40 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If he has a college only policy then I could see the Cowboys being a job that they would break it for. Jerry is a pain in the ass but it's still the Cowboys. The Jags with Trevor is still the Jags no matter how its sliced. 

He pretty much said this word for word on live TV. I don't see why people are so skeptical of him going to the NFL.

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

He pretty much said this word for word on live TV. I don't see why people are so skeptical of him going to the NFL.

Yep.  On Colin Cowherd's show.  

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

Maurry Kwristmas!

Lol

Edited by Horn80

Shelley is headed to FL on the 26th.

Must be a Spinning tournament
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

Homemade chili with beef tenderloin. No dreaded beans. 

1 hour ago, Errestaurants said:

Vaquero isn’t in Southlake. It’s in Westlake, big difference. 

caddox credibility index continues to suffer

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

Making gumbo most likely.

Dont have my boy until tomorrow.

So, gumbo, whiskey and BDE.

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2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

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‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty?

The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there. 

The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads.

Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered the millions by passing the hat.

When out in the football world there arose such a clatter, FUPM tripped on his squatty potty and emptied his bladder.

away to the bay window nicole44 flew like a flash and (...paywall lol) the internet did crash

Those 9.95’ers with their sources who know those in the know. Reading their shit is like dipping a McRibb in a bowl of Mayo.

When what on FLIGHTAWARE should appear but Urban our new HC riding a flying Longhorn steer. 
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Fuck it! Merry early Christmas surly! It’s happening. Miracles do happen! Urban or Bust!

I have had more fun on this board in the past odd month or so than most of the entire year! Y’all are awesome. Thanks for not crowd sourcing me and letting me be me and post here! 

(My UT graduation day)

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Whole thread there. Great fucking post!

 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

Tonight it's smoked pork tenderloin with jalapeno cranberry chutney, twice-baked potatoes, roasted asparagus with pancetta, chocolate cake, Bordeaux, and eggnog.

Tomorrow lunch is Thanksgiving redux-- smoked turkey, cornbread dressing, green bean casserole, sweet potatoes, mashed taters, homemade yeast rolls, more Bordeaux, and more eggnog.

Merry Christmas, just a few days now until Urban Meyer is our new head coach.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Whole thread there. Great fucking post!

Wow! Thank you! ❤️🤘🏼🤘🏼

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