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2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

Tonight it's smoked pork tenderloin with jalapeno cranberry chutney, twice-baked potatoes, roasted asparagus with pancetta, chocolate cake, Bordeaux, and eggnog.

Tomorrow lunch is Thanksgiving redux-- smoked turkey, cornbread dressing, green bean casserole, sweet potatoes, mashed taters, homemade yeast rolls, more Bordeaux, and more eggnog.

Merry Christmas, just a few days now until Urban Meyer is our new head coach.

Forget Nicole.  I'll be over tomorrow at noon.

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

3 bone standing rib roast smothered with rosemary minced garlic spices and olive oil. Finished with homemade horseradish creme fraiche.

Scalloped potatoes. Red wine and shallot mushrooms. 

Strawberry creme cheese turnovers for dessert with ice cream. 

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! Thank you! ❤️🤘🏼🤘🏼

You are an excellent poet. Could you give me some artistic criticism on this poem I wrote to read to my wife on Christmas night?  She says I’m not romantic anymore so I’m trying something  new.

 

 

 

Roses are red

Tacos are yummy

Where do you want it

Face, tits, or tummy?

merry xmas

All my love,

ducky

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Frozen pizza.  Eskimo pie.  6 pack of bud light. 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Frozen pizza.  Eskimo pie.  6 pack of bud light. 

@Steel Shank approved. 

5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Frozen pizza.  Eskimo pie.  6 pack of bud light. 

Checks out🤘

Just now, immamac
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

3 bone standing rib roast smothered with rosemary minced garlic spices and olive oil. Finished with homemade horseradish creme fraiche.

Scalloped potatoes. Red wine and shallot mushrooms. 

Strawberry creme cheese turnovers for dessert with ice cream. 

Oxtails

Tonight menu is meatballs, bbq sausages, home made party bread, home made Chex mix, wild caught shrimp, vegetable plate, various nuts and chips and dips and lots of Old Fashion drinks and Kraken rum shots until we all go temporary blind.

43 minutes ago, immamac said:

3 bone standing rib roast smothered with rosemary minced garlic spices and olive oil. Finished with homemade horseradish creme fraiche.

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7 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Tonight menu is meatballs, bbq sausages, home made party bread, home made Chex mix, wild caught shrimp, vegetable plate, various nuts and chips and dips and lots of Old Fashion drinks and Kraken rum shots until we all go temporary blind.

fuckin a

4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

fuckin a

So do you catch a wild caught shrimp w a shrimp boat and a net, or you need hookers, roll and scotch?

2 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

Vaquero isn’t in Southlake. It’s in Westlake, big difference. 

My mistake. Never been out there. Have a buddy who is a member and it sounds super nice.

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 

 

We have a New Mexican dinner for Christmas Eve dinner. Carne adovada, tamales, green chilé chicken enchiladas, pinto beans, guacamole, fresh made sopapillas.  And my daughter’s (no pics) making defined dish margaritas. 

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:

Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink….Peru!

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How we doing in here?  BDE OR PANIC?
 

my contribution to meat posts

 

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Just now, South Austin said:

Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink….Peru!

 

Sitting in a deer blind, but no official word on CUM just yet.

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25 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Tonight menu is meatballs, bbq sausages, home made party bread, home made Chex mix, wild caught shrimp, vegetable plate, various nuts and chips and dips and lots of Old Fashion drinks and Kraken rum shots until we all go temporary blind.

Mom??

14 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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Mom?!?!

South Austin’s Mom?!?!

11 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink….Peru!

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10 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

How we doing in here?  BDE OR PANIC?
 

my contribution to meat posts

 

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LDAF

/obligatory 

20 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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That's Hope Solo you just munched on.

What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:



Vodka
24 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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The Hope Solo?

27 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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BVE

8 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

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Egg nog, bitches.

homemade?

Damn I’m outta rep bc Tom Herman! Bastard! Love all the Better off Dead references! Also a Great Christmas movie! 
 

man y’all have some damn good things on your menus tonite! 

41 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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How did you get a pic of futureman's asshole?

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How did you get a pic of futureman's asshole?

you know I think you’re my number one fan. glad to know I made an impression 

Dinner tonight will be simple. Chicken breast with a mushroom cream sauce, some brown rice and a simple salad. Topped off with some Russels Reserve in my coffee as I prepare to put the little ones down and play santa..

34 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

That's Hope Solo you just munched on.

Jerramy Stevens could've saved himself a fair bit of legal trouble by getting a Beef N Cheddar at Arby's.

15 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How did you get a pic of futureman's asshole?

That thing to the left of that big fat vagina isn't an asshole. It appears to be some sort of herpes scar. I hope he used a dental dam.

Queso and Guac to start the evening then Chili and Tamales for dinner

Standing Prime Rib Roast tomorrow

Various and sundry alcohol choices littered throughout the process 

Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia Tom Herman

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

 

Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia Tom Herman

And a glass of hot fat.

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Not saying it's happening, but lots of Chicago and Florida activity there.  LFG!!

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What are y’all having for dinner for tonite:
Having scallops, crab cakes , salmon,  fettuccine Alfredo and roasted asparagus and artichoke dip. Trying the seafood route this year. Normally it’s pot roast or ham or turkey. And eggnog. And wine. 

Urban or Bust! Not making any sandwiches tonite bitches. Lol. 
 

Just went HAM on some chargrilled gulf oysters and tortilla-encrusted flounder at Vaqueros. Of course, washed it down with a couple of margs on the rocks with salt.

Tomorrow night is Grilled Tenderloin with homemade garlic butter, Texas toast, salad and baked potatoes. Assorted wine, liquor and mixed drinks will be had.

Merry Christmas, Surly! Urban or bust!


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Traditional Christmas Eve dinner... tamales, beans, and rice and margaritas to drink. Have homemade eggnog that's been aging for 2 months that will also be sampled. 

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Starting a new family tradition this year reading this classic
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8 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


Just went HAM on some chargrilled gulf oysters and tortilla-encrusted flounder at Vaqueros. Of course, washed it down with a couple of margs on the rocks with salt.

Margaritas! 

Starting a new family tradition this year reading this classic
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Our Christmas gift to Futureman. BDE


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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink….Peru!

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