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Finishing off a bottle of Eagle Rare

Listening to Sturgill Simpson on my Sonos

hoping to blackout before Christmas

Just now, Pablo said:

Finishing off a bottle of Eagle Rare

Listening to Sturgill Simpson on my Sonos

hoping to blackout before Christmas

We've all been there.

For Shelley.

 

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55 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:


Our Christmas gift to Futureman. BDE
 

 

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Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies! 3D52F922-A273-4DED-854D-90CA698D4930.thumb.jpeg.139d9bd4a73f56693e25406a1736133b.jpeg783AE07B-8ED2-4CE7-863B-41923DA3ED04.thumb.jpeg.82bbb21f1c011a446dada805f3396831.jpeg

35 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Finishing off a bottle of Eagle Rare

Listening to Sturgill Simpson on my Sonos

hoping to blackout before Christmas

Peace to you, brother.

37 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Finishing off a bottle of Eagle Rare

Listening to Sturgill Simpson on my Sonos

hoping to blackout before Christmas

That bottle is gone, working on some Bulleit 10 Year Frontier Bourbon now.

Gonna go get some Gus' fried Chicken so I don't just have an entirely liquid dinner, lol

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies! 3D52F922-A273-4DED-854D-90CA698D4930.thumb.jpeg.139d9bd4a73f56693e25406a1736133b.jpeg783AE07B-8ED2-4CE7-863B-41923DA3ED04.thumb.jpeg.82bbb21f1c011a446dada805f3396831.jpeg

If I'm there, I'm skipping the filler and going straight for the Fritos.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies! 3D52F922-A273-4DED-854D-90CA698D4930.thumb.jpeg.139d9bd4a73f56693e25406a1736133b.jpeg783AE07B-8ED2-4CE7-863B-41923DA3ED04.thumb.jpeg.82bbb21f1c011a446dada805f3396831.jpeg

Oh, I will tear me up some crab cakes! REP+ @Nicole44

1 minute ago, immamac said:

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oh fuck yea, that looks fucking delicious!

Just now, Pablo said:

Oh, I will tear me up some crab cakes! REP+ @Nicole44

There’s something else in that picture I’d tear up. 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies! 3D52F922-A273-4DED-854D-90CA698D4930.thumb.jpeg.139d9bd4a73f56693e25406a1736133b.jpeg783AE07B-8ED2-4CE7-863B-41923DA3ED04.thumb.jpeg.82bbb21f1c011a446dada805f3396831.jpeg

6, 5, 8, 10, 7, 8

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies! 3D52F922-A273-4DED-854D-90CA698D4930.thumb.jpeg.139d9bd4a73f56693e25406a1736133b.jpeg783AE07B-8ED2-4CE7-863B-41923DA3ED04.thumb.jpeg.82bbb21f1c011a446dada805f3396831.jpeg

you minx.

Merry Christmas (and happy holiday season to all). 

22 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies! 3D52F922-A273-4DED-854D-90CA698D4930.thumb.jpeg.139d9bd4a73f56693e25406a1736133b.jpeg783AE07B-8ED2-4CE7-863B-41923DA3ED04.thumb.jpeg.82bbb21f1c011a446dada805f3396831.jpeg

That's quite the spread.  Would smash. 

Just now, Underdog said:

That's quite the spread.  Would smash. 

But what do you think about the food?

Just now, UrbanTheMeyer said:

is there cum in austin yet?

Sent from my SM-G981U1 using Tapatalk
 

-cannot make mom dad joke on Christmas Eve-

2 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

is there cum in austin yet?

Patience, Grasshopper.

Hopefully Santa has BDE because all I want for Christmas is CUM843431f79c74e0777d2f07a6b3428dde.gif

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies! 3D52F922-A273-4DED-854D-90CA698D4930.thumb.jpeg.139d9bd4a73f56693e25406a1736133b.jpeg783AE07B-8ED2-4CE7-863B-41923DA3ED04.thumb.jpeg.82bbb21f1c011a446dada805f3396831.jpeg

How full is your inbox?

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

Didn't notice JoJo in the meat pic. She grabbed the big chunk when we weren't looking for a good lick or 2. 

Christmas puppy she got all 3 bones. 

Hell yeah for the pups.

Looks damn good.

Wow, those are real deal Fritos corn Chips those aren’t some Knock-off HEB Texas corn chips.you must be doing really well for yourself or you got a huge Christmas bonus. I’m guessing you are serving real tomato catsup with that spread.

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

We have a New Mexican dinner for Christmas Eve dinner. Carne adovada, tamales, green chilé chicken enchiladas, pinto beans, guacamole, fresh made sopapillas.  And my daughter’s (no pics) making defined dish margaritas. 

Too late to edit to add the pics, so I’m quoting it. Green and red chilé enchiladas. Frijoles. Carne adovada. Tamales. Guacamole. Papas. Red chilé.  Green chilé. Tortillas. 

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40 minutes ago, Pablo said:

That bottle is gone, working on some Bulleit 10 Year Frontier Bourbon now.

Gonna go get some Gus' fried Chicken so I don't just have an entirely liquid dinner, lol

Go get?   Careful man.  Or I hope you’re ordering delivery

And here I had leftover spicy beef from Rudy's we had shipped a while back.  

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Fucking hilarious, this is exactly what we had. Don't get to Chicago often these days, but
LM delivered will do in a pinch.

Merry Christmas ya filthy surly animals.

We do Lou's shipping about 2x a year.  We've done the Italian beef from Taste of Chicago also.  

Edited by Underdog

My brother made perfect prime rib and my twice baked potatoes, creamed spinach and the wife’s Watergate salad were on point. Then the cousins all liked their gifts and we played with them for a little bit. Good night. Now have to fuck around with putting together presents which sucks.  

bollinger

Shrimp cocktail 

caviar 

Caesar salad

silver oak  

lobster tails 

prime rib 

chocolate mousse 

port 

santa

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Urban Fucking Meyer 

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Santa sees you when you’re drinking. He knows when you are baked! 
 

My sister-in-law made these:  

 

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32 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Go get?   Careful man.  Or I hope you’re ordering delivery

Nah, I live like a football field from them.  

Those assholes were closed though.

Ended up eating a pot-gingerbread brownie and some hamburgers I had made a few days ago.  Not the same as Gus' but it'll do.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you Surly bastards (and bitches 😁🤘) !!!

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies! 3D52F922-A273-4DED-854D-90CA698D4930.thumb.jpeg.139d9bd4a73f56693e25406a1736133b.jpeg783AE07B-8ED2-4CE7-863B-41923DA3ED04.thumb.jpeg.82bbb21f1c011a446dada805f3396831.jpeg

You’re gorgeous too! 

Now it rests....

 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies! 3D52F922-A273-4DED-854D-90CA698D4930.thumb.jpeg.139d9bd4a73f56693e25406a1736133b.jpeg783AE07B-8ED2-4CE7-863B-41923DA3ED04.thumb.jpeg.82bbb21f1c011a446dada805f3396831.jpeg

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Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies! 3D52F922-A273-4DED-854D-90CA698D4930.thumb.jpeg.139d9bd4a73f56693e25406a1736133b.jpeg783AE07B-8ED2-4CE7-863B-41923DA3ED04.thumb.jpeg.82bbb21f1c011a446dada805f3396831.jpeg
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7 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Lincoln Riley embraces it. And it’s worked out well for them. 

Just like his mentor Bobby...

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