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14 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

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Dammit, beat me to it. 

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Here's a good read about Urban Meyer from a couple of years ago, I'm Not the Lone Wolf.

Feliz Navidad and remember no news is good news for the next week or so. Believe in #CUM. This is the way. #BDE

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Want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas!  You guys and gals are awesome.   Thanks

Dinner was fairly boring. Just me and my mom. Some fresh pasta and premade sauce from CM and a Ceasar. Enjoying a chocolate mousse and cup of joe and watching Midnight Run.

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Merry Christmas, assholes.

Mr. Teardrop says Merry Christmas, y'all!

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Kiddos are in bed. Die Hard is now playing on the media sever. Time to be Santa and depending on the amount of Russels, chase Miss Claus around the Christmas tree.

Have a great Christmas Eve Night Crew!

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Just finished making this thiccc bitch, took half a bottle of vodka but we made it

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10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Just finished making this thiccc bitch, took half a bottle of vodka but we made it

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Looks cry as fuck

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Too late to edit to add the pics, so I’m quoting it. Green and red chilé enchiladas. Frijoles. Carne adovada. Tamales. Guacamole. Papas. Red chilé.  Green chilé. Tortillas. 

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Nuevo Mexico del Norte. 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Santa sees you when you’re drinking. He knows when you are baked! 
 

My sister-in-law made these:  

 

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Rules apply even to you. 
 

Doggos and sweater puppies. Merry Christmas assholes. 
 

 

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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This pic looks a lot like my work, where I am right now, except I'm actually looking at 6 monitors. So, hits close to home & all that...

Is that a 911 dispatch/call center?

What else are y’all putting together for kiddos besides swing sets?

I’m outta damn rep and will have to go back and rep tomorrow. Finished dishes and clean up after the cooking. Done! Now I can have a glass of wine and hang with my awesome 15 year old dog, Little Bitty. That’s the best part. 

The number 7 symbolizes the universal consciousness, spirituality and spiritual evolvement, which leads to spiritual awakening and enlightenment.

This number also symbolizes intuition, inner guidance, inner wisdom, a deeper understanding of things and people, empathic gifts, psychic abilities, natural healing abilities and healing, faith, religion, secrets, philosophy, mysticism, rituals, peace, perseverance, and endurance.

It also symbolizes knowledge and knowing that Urban Meyer is coming to Texas.

Merry Christmas Longhorn Nation

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What else are y’all putting together for kiddos besides swing sets?

I’m outta damn rep and will have to go back and rep tomorrow. Finished dishes and clean up after the cooking. Done! Now I can have a glass of wine and hang with my awesome 15 year old dog, Little Bitty. That’s the best part. 

Power wheels is item #1. Was smart enough to start charging both the battery that comes with it and the spare earlier this week, but now to finish assembly and then see what is next on Mrs Claus’s list...

Kids in bed, finally watching the Last Dance, a couple inches of snow on the ground, and 16 pound brisket in the smoker. Expecting single digit wind chills tonight. If I don't post a picture in the morning, the brisket was great, but I froze to death. 

Uh, not to get cloaky, but our senior Senator tweeted this pic today and called it "brisket."

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1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

Uh, not to get cloaky, but our senior Senator tweeted this pic today and called it "brisket."

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I know brisket and that’s not...WtF is that? 

On 12/15/2020 at 2:58 PM, Bevo14 said:

Nah it's 4,1,2,

4 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Uh, not to get cloaky, but our senior Senator tweeted this pic today and called it "brisket."

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Granddaughter's First Christmas, wish like hell we were down there to celebrate with her...

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6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Uh, not to get cloaky, but our senior Senator tweeted this pic today and called it "brisket."

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I just went limp

 Christmas was going great. Have a baller trip with my wife and daughters to Punta Mita, leaving on Monday. Then about an hour ago my wife realized the kids’ passports are expired. Fml. 

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What else are y’all putting together for kiddos besides swing sets?
I’m outta damn rep and will have to go back and rep tomorrow. Finished dishes and clean up after the cooking. Done! Now I can have a glass of wine and hang with my awesome 15 year old dog, Little Bitty. That’s the best part. 

Well, my oldest is finishing his MPA at UT and is home for the holidays. I put together a few king cubes for him (and me).

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10 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Uh, not to get cloaky, but our senior Senator tweeted this pic today and called it "brisket."

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That fucker put ketchup on his brisket?

Just now, closetohumping said:

Draft day is one of those bad movies that I have to watch when on

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It’s bad but also good. Hard to believe that the kid Kevin Costner wanted with the number one pick went on to be Black Panther and now is no longer with us. RIP. I enjoy the movie. 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I know brisket and that’s not...WtF is that? 

Sliced meatloaf?? 😂😂

3 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

 Christmas was going great. Have a baller trip with my wife and daughters to Punta Mita, leaving on Monday. Then about an hour ago my wife realized the kids’ passports are expired. Passport offices don’t open until Monday. Fml. 

Sounds like you and your wife's trip just got better.

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Draft day is one of those bad movies that I have to watch when on

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Moonshine aged in charred oak?

37 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Nuevo Mexico del Norte. 

Rules apply even to you. 
 

Doggos and sweater puppies. Merry Christmas assholes. 
 

 

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Those are some healthy pups . . . 

BDE and congrats.

5 minutes ago, 90's_Horn said:

Sliced meatloaf?? 😂😂

Meatloaf looks better? I hope he didn’t serve it to others like that...lulz

54 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Kiddos are in bed. Die Hard is now playing on the media sever. Time to be Santa and depending on the amount of Russels, chase Miss Claus around the Christmas tree.  Have a great Christmas Eve Night Crew!

Yippee-ki-yay Mother Fuckers 🤘

 

10 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

 Christmas was going great. Have a baller trip with my wife and daughters to Punta Mita, leaving on Monday. Then about an hour ago my wife realized the kids’ passports are expired. Fml. 

Stupid crap wives do thread is that way ——->

22 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Uh, not to get cloaky, but our senior Senator tweeted this pic today and called it "brisket."

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13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Draft day is one of those bad movies that I have to watch when on

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Pizza and Shine!!

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13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s bad but also good. Hard to believe that the kid Kevin Costner wanted with the number one pick went on to be Black Panther and now is no longer with us. RIP. I enjoy the movie. 

And urban Meyer looks like urban.   Bo Callahan looks like Cade brewer 

33 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Kids in bed, finally watching the Last Dance, a couple inches of snow on the ground, and 16 pound brisket in the smoker. Expecting single digit wind chills tonight. If I don't post a picture in the morning, the brisket was great, but I froze to death. 

Enjoy... 😋

 

What happened to the Die Hard marathon? They had one last year. Furk! 

I know it’s Christmas and all, but coaching searches don’t take a backseat to commercialized religious holidays. There better be someone tracking some got damn planes!

36 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

 Christmas was going great. Have a baller trip with my wife and daughters to Punta Mita, leaving on Monday. Then about an hour ago my wife realized the kids’ passports are expired. Fml. 

Got damn. My apologies to you and yours, brother. That reminds me of the time my wife and I discovered bedbugs in my kid's room about 24 hours before we were supposed to depart for Akumal & Isla Mujeres. It was nuts, but we somehow managed to get everything ready for the bedbug killer guys and still made the trip. /csb

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43 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What else are y’all putting together for kiddos besides swing sets?

I’m outta damn rep and will have to go back and rep tomorrow. Finished dishes and clean up after the cooking. Done! Now I can have a glass of wine and hang with my awesome 15 year old dog, Little Bitty. That’s the best part. 

2 bikes and a biscuit & gravy casserole for the morning. 

Just now, Orange&White said:

I know it’s Christmas and all, but coaching searches don’t take a backseat to commercialized religious holidays. There better be someone tracking some got damn planes!

Well derpy got selected for a secret mission by CTJ and it hasn’t panned out yet and he wasn’t ganked or anything but he stopped doing the plane stuff after the pm he got. And I think he’s in M&A so he’s super busy. I am tracking Santa. Lmao. 

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

2 bikes and a biscuit & gravy casserole for the morning. 

Wait, wait. I'm gonna need more info re: this "Biscuit & Gravy Casserole" you speak of.

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

2 bikes and a biscuit & gravy casserole for the morning. 

I ordered a bike from Amazon this summer and it took about 30 minutes for me and my brother to put it together. That was cool. Hopefully it won’t take long for you to put the bikes together

28 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Draft day is one of those bad movies that I have to watch when on

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That pizza looks fantastic. Where did it come from?

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