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Two bikes, and a trampoline up. A bottle of apple crown down. 

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Merry Christmas everyone!!

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What happened to the Die Hard marathon? They had one last year. Furk! 

We moved through that, wrapped up love actually and are headed into Christmas Day like some bosses over here. 

35 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Draft day is one of those bad movies that I have to watch when on

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That is some hard core movie binging to be pissing in a jar like that. Kudos to you sir.

3 minutes ago, troph said:

We moved through that, wrapped up love actually and are headed into Christmas Day like some bosses over here. 

Thats how it’s done! Good job! I used to like Christmas Story until my dad passed away. For some reason, the dad always makes me tear up. So my go tos are Die Hard, Better Off Dead, lethal weapon 1, and Love Actually. Not in that order though of watching!

9 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I know it’s Christmas and all, but coaching searches don’t take a backseat to commercialized religious holidays. There better be someone tracking some got damn planes!

Auto pilot seems happy now... 😋

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8 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Two bikes, and a trampoline up. A bottle of apple crown down. 

Nicely done! Pics of trampoline? 

11 minutes ago, jinx said:

That pizza looks fantastic. Where did it come from?

First Class Pizza in Irvine.  It was good.  Maybe too many toppings if there's such a thing?

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Thats how it’s done! Good job! I used to like Christmas Story until my dad passed away. For some reason, the dad always makes me tear up. So my go tos are Die Hard, Better Off Dead, lethal weapon 1, and Love Actually. Not in that order though of watching!

True Grit is my other Christmas movie.  I’ll watch it tomorrow night with a fire and some Christmas wine.  Girlfriends mom loves westerns but we aren’t together to watch it bc of the 19.

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

That is some hard core movie binging to be pissing in a jar like that. Kudos to you sir.

it was the only receptacle I could fit my junk in #RBDE

Drank a quart+ of egg nog. Laying in bed waiting for the kid to fall asleep. Hope I don’t.

Peace and happiness to you all.

5 minutes ago, troph said:

Girlfriends mom

So you are saying one of us could be your father in law some day . . . hmmm.

56 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Uh, not to get cloaky, but our senior Senator tweeted this pic today and called it "brisket."

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Urban is coming.  Always has been.

Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.

57 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Uh, not to get cloaky, but our senior Senator tweeted this pic today and called it "brisket."

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Corny is corny.

15 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

First Class Pizza in Irvine.  It was good.  Maybe too many toppings if there's such a thing?

Looks like one you have to eat with a fork, but I’m ok with that

7 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Urban is coming.  Always has been.

Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.

🎄

That fancy range-oven is going to waste I see. The person who cooked that should be locked up for criminal waste. That is yankee beef all the way. 

And once they taste the real stuff in Austin . . . they never go back. 

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Just now, washparkhorn said:

That fancy range-oven is going to waste I see. The person who cooked that should be locked up for criminal waste. That is yankee beef all the way. 

And the poster of said picture was obviously super proud of that food offering. Wtf? 

10 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Urban is coming.  Always has been.

Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.

You're Goddamn right.
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Hitting some Pappy 20 year right now. Hope to have an Urban for Christmas. Merry Christmas all you degenerates.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

And the poster of said picture was obviously super proud of that food offering. Wtf? 

It looks like something out of a 70's casserole cookbook.

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It’s a bit bittersweet to have kids that know the real deal with Santa.  Our youngest doesn’t yet but she wants an iPad from Santa and the other two are in high school.  Changes it quite a bit. It was pretty magical watching them Christmas morning when they were young. 
 

All that said, I don’t miss putting together toys at midnight with a major buzz.  
 

Merry Christmas to all!

9 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Maurry Kwristmas!

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence is one of David Bowie’s best movies.

Melly     Clistmas!

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Ya'll mocked the lack of furniture on our new back porch a couple of weeks back. 

 

Well merry Christmas to me in 4-6 weeks.

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1 hour ago, Ravishing Rick said:

Then about an hour ago my wife realized the kids’ passports are expired. Fml. 

Sorry - but that's on you. Ensuring everyone has a good passport before booking a trip to Mexico definitely a male responsibility. I beleive you have just discovered why. 

36 minutes ago, wood said:

Wait, wait. I'm gonna need more info re: this "Biscuit & Gravy Casserole" you speak of.

@Steel Shank special. 
 

make sausage gravy and pour into buttered casserole dish. 
 

bake buttermilk biscuits.  Halve and layer on top of gravy in casserole. 
 

mix eggs, heavy cream and shredded cheese and pour on top of biscuits. 
 

put a layer of tater tots on top of the egg mixture. 
 

put in fridge until ready to cook
 

bake until eggs are cooked and taters are toasty on top

 

It bangs

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Thats how it’s done! Good job! I used to like Christmas Story until my dad passed away. For some reason, the dad always makes me tear up. So my go tos are Die Hard, Better Off Dead, lethal weapon 1, and Love Actually. Not in that order though of watching!

 

Gotta watch "Christmas Vacation" every Christmas Eve

 

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Merry Christmas to all of y’all! I’m up for another hour. Winding down with wine. I see that Back to the Future is on...

hmmm...

The best part of Christmas, even when I was aware Santa wasn’t real (and he is!) was my dad putting something unwrapped—under the tree after my brother and I had gone to sleep. He still did that even when we’d come back from college. And it was always cool. I will always remember and it always made Christmas special. He had so much fun finding something he thought was cool and waiting to put it under the tree late at night. It made Christmas special. 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Gotta watch "Christmas Vacation" every Christmas Eve

 

I realized I left that out. Damn. It’s definitely one of the best. 

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

@Steel Shank special. 
 

make sausage gravy and pour into buttered casserole dish. 
 

bake buttermilk biscuits.  Halve and layer on top of gravy in casserole. 
 

mix eggs, heavy cream and shredded cheese and pour on top of biscuits. 
 

put a layer of tater tots on top of the egg mixture. 
 

put in fridge until ready to cook
 

bake until eggs are cooked and taters are toasty on top

 

It bangs

Temperature and baking time after refrigeration? That sounds really awesome and would certainly bang and knock out any hangover. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Sorry - but that's on you. Ensuring everyone has a good passport before booking a trip to Mexico definitely a male responsibility. I beleive you have just discovered why. 

 

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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Temperature and baking time after refrigeration? That sounds really awesome and would certainly bang and knock out any hangover. 

350 for about 45 minutes - but it depends on the size/depth of your baking vessel. 

George C Scott in a Christmas Carol has long been my favorite Christmas movie.  Watching while reading a 176 year old copy of the book makes it even better.

A Dog Named Christmas is also very good.

I should never started watching Back to the Future...I forgot how awesome it is. 

Merry Christmas Team BDE. I cooked a Beef Wellington for the first time today. It was delicious. I need to seal puff pastry better next time but overall it was a great dinner. 
Hope y’all all have a great holiday. 
 

Here’s to 2021 ushering in a major upgrade in the coaching department for UT. 
 

Beef Wellington is a classic. That’s not easy. Good job! 

50 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Nicely done! Pics of trampoline? 

Its small and unimpressive. Ohhh the trampoline, yeah also small and unimpressive, plus I dont know how to post pics on here. A little 4ft dia thing from Amazon 

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Just finished making this thiccc bitch, took half a bottle of vodka but we made it

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I did one of those but made of wood many years ago with my wife . I wanted to save a few bucks instead of having it assembled by the vendor. Asked the vendor how many hours they it would take a “normal “person to assemble it- he said “normal “people don’t assemble it. He was right. We almost got divorced I over the build.

kids used it for a few months, then mainly our cat took it over for a place to shit. 

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8 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Its small and unimpressive. Ohhh the trampoline, yeah also small and unimpressive, plus I dont know how to post pics on here. A little 4ft dia thing from Amazon 

That’s cool. Take pic with phone. When you want to post, click add files. Choose photo library. Wait for it to load and post. Unless you don’t have a phone. Then I am not sure how to post pictures. 

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Oh and also FTH! Sam could have been on that list of Heisman hopefuls and I am pretty sure Trevor will win regardless of whether he could play in all the games. 

Just finished tuning a guitar, assembling a big wheel, hiding a hoverboard, and stuffing stockings. Merry Christmas to all, peace on earth, and Urban to TEXAS! 🤘

33 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

 

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Really, it's a catch 22. It's only on you if your wife isn't the type to figure it out. If she's the type to figure it out/have it in order, then it wouldn't be your fault if she didn't realize it. But if she was that type, then she wouldn't have made the mistake. And even if she did, according to her, it would somehow be your fault.

The real lesson here is never do anything nice for your family. Or anyone, ever, for that matter. 

Glad I could help. 

32 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I should never started watching Back to the Future...I forgot how awesome it is. 

Classic movie but never been my cuppa. Much prefer Bill and Ted's. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Classic movie but never been my cuppa. Much prefer Bill and Ted's. 

Gotcha! 

48 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Ya'll mocked the lack of furniture on our new back porch a couple of weeks back. 

 

Well merry Christmas to me in 4-6 weeks.

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"When the boat is a rockin' . . . don't come a knocking" BDE 

Cool!

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