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4 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

I’m always 13th fucking wheel at these holiday get togethers. I got relegated to a couch pull out last night and I’m ready to rip everyone’s head off today. Slept for about 16 minutes. Felt like sleeping on a chain link fence.

Well, she let you nail her on the couch. There are worse things than being relegated to a pull out, like children possibly. Get drunk and talk politics, that always cheers everyone up!

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You a-holes have me smoking my first brisket this morning. 

Merry Christmas to all your wives and girlfriends, oh and of age daughters also!

Let’s just pray Clemson takes care of business come January 1st. It’ll expedite the process. 

RGL says BIG gift???

I'm stunned, I'm pissed....

It's Mark Mangino

11 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

RGL says BIG gift???

I'm stunned, I'm pissed....

It's Mark Mangino

He means the conference, not the adjective. 

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He means the conference, not the adjective. 

Exactly! Btw hope all you dads are able to chill out now. With your present building! Y’all are all awesome. 

25 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

RGL says BIG gift???

I'm stunned, I'm pissed....

It's Mark Mangino

Better increase the towel and laundry budget. Install some oversized toilets too

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Exactly! Btw hope all you dads are able to chill out now. With your present building! Y’all are all awesome. 

you dont think i know that schitts creek GIF by CBC

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Better increase the towel and laundry budget. Install some oversized toilets too

Hope there’s not a weight limit on those toilets

3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I probably shot a million of those little green army men when I got my first BB gun.  Hanging small corks or bobbers on a barbed wire fence makes good practice.

 

So you're the responsible party...

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I enjoyed the paratroopers...

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I’m on my 6th viewing of Christmas story. Fucking Scott fargas was a boss till he met angry ralphie. Bet he felt like a pussy knowing he got his ass beat by a guy with a little orphan Annie decoder pen. 

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m on my 6th viewing of Christmas story. Fucking Scott fargas was a boss till he met angry ralphie. Bet he felt like a pussy knowing he got his ass beat by a guy with a little orphan Annie decoder pen. 

Yeah but what color was Ralphie’s piss because of all that Ovaltine?

2 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Yeah but what color was Ralphie’s piss because of all that Ovaltine?

 

Are you suggesting an 8  ???

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Texas players under Herman 

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Texas players under Urban 

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Merry Christmas Fuckers!!!!

4 hours ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Boosting up my BDE Filipino style

 

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Lumpia?

10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What if all this Kubiak/Sark nonsense is Kubiak/Sark as OC under Urban?

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2 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

We went with the all-you-can-eat fried shrimp Christmas. 397f1a08a8d67732110837a65e53b478.jpg

 

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3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

RGL says BIG gift???

I'm stunned, I'm pissed....

It's Mark Mangino

 

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5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

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I'd take his fat ass over Herman any day of the week.  I'd even chip in for the shit-towel budget

 

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

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The jerk store called, they’re running out of Herman.

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

RGL says BIG gift???

I'm stunned, I'm pissed....

It's Mark Mangino

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14 minutes ago, MrBig said:

The jerk store called, they’re running out of Herman.

I wish we'd run out of Herman.

5 hours ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Boosting up my BDE Filipino style

 

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I’m gonna eat so many McRibs when McUrb comes to town. Then I’m gonna get McDrunk.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Meyer...

everywhere we go....,

9 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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Damn Griffs still around? That was the go to burger joint growing up in unPleasant Grove 50 years ago

16 minutes ago, The Dude said:

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Damn it....it’s a video....I’ll see if I can find a way to attached it here shortly. 

Just now, 90's_Horn said:

Damn it....it’s a video....I’ll see if I can find a way to attached it here shortly. 

You really thought that was worth all the effort? 

Just now, pops said:

You really thought that was worth all the effort? 

Yes...everyone talked about fisting for a freaking week or more 

3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m on my 6th viewing of Christmas story. Fucking Scott fargas was a boss till he met angry ralphie. Bet he felt like a pussy knowing he got his ass beat by a guy with a little orphan Annie decoder pen. 

Scut. Scut Farkus. 

5 minutes ago, 90's_Horn said:

Yes...everyone talked about fisting for a freaking week or more 

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6 minutes ago, 90's_Horn said:

Yes...everyone talked about fisting for a freaking week or more 

Congrats. You lowered the standards for this thread and that is tough to do.

I’m super smart and my brain is rock solid! There is no way I lose information about the same time I gain new information. My mind is a steel trap! Lmao

1 hour ago, Majorcholas said:

I’m gonna eat so many McRibs when McUrb comes to town. Then I’m gonna get McDrunk.

And then some McDiarrhea

WTF is going on ITT? I come back from the worst Christmas torture since Jesus on a stake and what do I get? A whole bunch of creepy, freaky and nasty. Fisting, diarrhea, and nonsense that doesn't even make sense. Let's get something straight around here, no one can beat me at the mcnasty. Stop trying to replace me.

Anybody from day crew remember to wish Shelley Meyer a happy birthday, or did y'all fail at that too?

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