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I go fat down for about 8 hours before hitting it with butcher paper. Then fat up for the rest. Seems to work well. 

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58 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

So this thread has been reduced to analyzing and fucking defending comic book movies? Christ. Any comic book movie not made by Nolan or involving the X-Men will in fact suck. The previews to that WW84 piece of shit were lol bad. There are millions of better things to do versus watching that movie. Then to see some people show up here to defend it? That has day crew written all over it, I guess. 

This is the only good comic book movie.

flash gordon flashahaaa savior of the universe GIF by Maudit

 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'd party with that chick.  If that is what she's willing to shove in her nose and mouth, imagine what more traditional items she'd shove in her ass.  

Sharpies?

Watched Soul yesterday with my kid cousins - was pretty good. Although probably not surprising for a Pixar movie to be good.

Wait, people actually thought WW84 was going to be good? 
 
lol jfc. The first one was shit for fucks sake
First one wasnt greatness, but much better than I was expecting.
We need a worst of 2020.
Still having Tom Herman at the beginning and at the end.
WW84
Losing EVH to the eternal transfer portal
And seeing this abomination EqC1e6IWMAEVku9?format=jpg&name=largeIt looks like they were serving something they found in a Chinese wet market
Don't knock bat and Wombat until you've tried them
So this thread has been reduced to analyzing and fucking defending comic book movies? Christ. Any comic book movie not made by Nolan or involving the X-Men will in fact suck. The previews to that WW84 piece of shit were lol bad. There are millions of better things to do versus watching that movie. Then to see some people show up here to defend it? That has day crew written all over it, I guess. 
You forgot the first Hellboy.
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

So this thread has been reduced to analyzing and fucking defending comic book movies? Christ. Any comic book movie not made by Nolan or involving the X-Men will in fact suck. The previews to that WW84 piece of shit were lol bad. There are millions of better things to do versus watching that movie. Then to see some people show up here to defend it? That has day crew written all over it, I guess. 

Fucking day crew.

33 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This is the only good comic book movie.

flash gordon flashahaaa savior of the universe GIF by Maudit

 

ah-ha...  savior of the Universe!! 

11 minutes ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, TejasPedro said:
We need a worst of 2020.
Still having Tom Herman at the beginning and at the end.
WW84
Losing EVH to the eternal transfer portal
And seeing this abomination EqC1e6IWMAEVku9?format=jpg&name=largeIt looks like they were serving something they found in a Chinese wet market

Don't knock bat and Wombat until you've tried them

Guess I’ll never knock them then.

49 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This is the only good comic book movie.

flash gordon flashahaaa savior of the universe GIF by Maudit

 

Oh man, I loved the movie as a kid but hated the scene where they stick their hands in the tree stumps:

Flash Gordon film The Wood Beast

Also, the Queen soundtrack is phenomenal. 

Queen - Flash Gordon (Original movie soundtrack) - YouTube

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3 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Oh man, I loved the movie as a kid but hated the scene where they stick their hands in the tree stumps:

Flash Gordon film The Wood Beast

Getting some weird futureman foreshadowing in this thread...

7 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Oh man, I loved the movie as a kid but hated the scene where they stick their hands in the tree stumps:

Flash Gordon film The Wood Beast

Also, the Queen soundtrack is phenomenal. 

Queen - Flash Gordon (Original movie soundtrack) - YouTube

Fuck yeah it is.   Plus, the lesbian scene made my little boy pants tingle...

 

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This one always did it for me as a kid.  Lotta time spent in my room cuz of this. 
 

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...oh and still getting urban!  Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. 

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24 minutes ago, Hammerhead said:

This one always did it for me as a kid.  Lotta time spent in my room cuz of this. 
 

flash gordon GIF by Maudit
 

...oh and still getting urban!  Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. 

Mhm, you were more like...

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I go fat down for about 8 hours before hitting it with butcher paper. Then fat up for the rest. Seems to work well. 

Depends on how you like your bark, really. I like a good bark all around, so I’ll never take it fat side up, especially after wrapping and during the rest. Risks fat run-down slopping it all up.
10 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Depends on how you like your bark, really. I like a good bark all around, so I’ll never take it fat side up, especially after wrapping and during the rest. Risks fat run-down slopping it all up.

Day Crew. Night Shift. Team Fat Down. Team Wrong. 

17 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

WHERE IS URBAN MEYER

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Either in Horseshoe Bay, judging brisket, watching WW84 or in Silsbee getting a pussy mold. He is definitely not in my kitchen. 

11 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Day Crew. Night Shift. Team Fat Down. Team Wrong. 

Team Wrong! That’s awesome!

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27 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Depends on how you like your bark, really. I like a good bark all around, so I’ll never take it fat side up, especially after wrapping and during the rest. Risks fat run-down slopping it all up.

wouldn't the fat drippings moisturize the brisket

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

wouldn't the fat drippings moisturize the brisket

That’s the theory. In my experience, though if the fat and deckle renders correctly it’s still going to be moist. Also, I like having the protection of the fat layer from drying out that bottom side.

That’s the theory. In my experience, though if the fat and deckle renders correctly it’s still going to be moist. Also, I like having the protection of the fat layer from drying out that bottom side.

Same theory applies to South Austin’s mom.
3 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This is the only good comic book movie.

flash gordon flashahaaa savior of the universe GIF by Maudit

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not the bore worms!

2 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Getting some weird futureman foreshadowing in this thread...

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15 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Same theory applies to South Austin’s mom.

Are we sure South Austin is ok with us poking his mom?  I mean poking fun at his mom?

The best thing is that we get to have another Sunday practice before defending our Alamo Bowl title!

wouldn't the fat drippings moisturize the brisket

Sure, it’d moisturize the outside a bit, but it’ll run down and carry some seasoning away, and ruin any chance of good bark on the top part you’ll have facing down. There’s so much fatty goodness inside of the brisket that’s not melting until 3/4 of the way through the cook that’s gunna keep the inside moist. And that both runs throughout the brisket and rises to the top as well.

Sure, it’d moisturize the outside a bit, but it’ll run down and carry some seasoning away, and ruin any chance of good bark on the top part you’ll have facing down. There’s so much fatty goodness inside of the brisket that’s not melting until 3/4 of the way through the cook that’s gunna keep the inside moist. And that both runs throughout the brisket and rises to the top as well.

But I’d say the main point is: if you like the brisket the way you cook it, then keep doing it that way.
8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


But I’d say the main point is: if you like the brisket the way you cook it, then keep doing it that way.

 

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Hell, if you like it like that, do it. Just don’t be a senator/famous person from Texas and post it online. Some demons are best left in the closet.

Anyone else’s kid a bit surly the day after Christmas?

 

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wouldn't the fat drippings moisturize the brisket

The better question is, how do you interpret the fat drippings and moisture, and what/how that impacts one Urban Myer to Texas?

Follow up question. Was there white or black smoke involved? What direction was it blowing?

Yeah, yeah, two, I know....
Are we sure South Austin is ok with us poking his mom?  I mean poking fun at his mom?

If there has been anyone that has taken more shit and let it roll off his back, it’s South Austin. Good poster! Hell...

I nominate South Austin for Best Poster of the year in the category of “Good Spirited”!!!!

imamac, do your thing.

Hell, if you like it like that, do it. Just don’t be a senator/famous person from Texas and post it online. Some demons are best left in the closet.

Is that the closest next to the live boys, or dead girls?
1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:


Hell, if you like it like that, kill yourself. Or just don’t be a senator from Texas.

 

We're gonna hire Sark as Head Coach...

Head coach in waiting, that is. Under Corch Urban Meyer.

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6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

So this thread has been reduced to analyzing and fucking defending comic book movies? Christ. Any comic book movie not made by Nolan or involving the X-Men will in fact suck. The previews to that WW84 piece of shit were lol bad. There are millions of better things to do versus watching that movie. Then to see some people show up here to defend it? That has day crew written all over it, I guess. 

It's just an indicator of how many dumb-fuck pre-teens post on here from their rooms in mom and dad's house. Comic book movies? Jesus-fuckin'-Christ. Next thing you know, they'll be critiquing Grace VanderWaal and Madison Beer crush songs. On the football board. Populated by adults. Supposedly.  

Just now, UrbanTheMeyer said:

We're gonna hire Sark as Head Coach...

Head coach in waiting, that is. Under Corch Urban Meyer.

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So, how long until we have something to shout out with glee?
6 days 1 hour 32 minutes 35 seconds

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5 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

It's just an indicator of how many dumb-fuck pre-teens post on here from their rooms in mom and dad's house. Comic book movies? Jesus-fuckin'-Christ. Next thing you know, they'll be critiquing Grace VanderWaal and Madison Beer crush songs. On the football board. Populated by adults. Supposedly.  

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If we don't get CUM then we should hire the coach from Carthage. 

Has anyone had Interstellar BBQ on 620? Was thinking about checking it out. 
Or is it tooooo hipster-y? 
 

 

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1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Looks like they try to gyp you on the meat. 

It’s by the same guys that started The Noble Pig sandwich place...just curious if any of y’all had tried. 
 

I didn’t really expect to hear any new stuff on UM this weekend but it would still be cool to hear something. 
 

Urban or Bust! 

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