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7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I mean, the 1914 Christmas Truce proved it can be done

Those that seek to inform have no crew. 

No legs needed.

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4 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

Which one of y'alls Aggie friends was hanging out at Central Market? Didn't know you could graduate from there and earn enough for a Ferrari 

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Probably has a nursing degree from Aggy. Keeps his paystub in the front compartment for proof.

5 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Probably has a nursing degree from Aggy. Keeps his paystub in the front compartment for proof.

 

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Remember that night @RGBIII ‘s twitter interaction with SM propelled the thread to 1,000 before the bowl/CFP season even ended? I do. 

I broke out the Little Orphan Annie decoder ring...had to drink lots of Ovaltine for that shit, but worth it to crack the reply... it’s all right in this line...

‘Haha.  All the best to u too’

Haha — a little laugh as she knows what’s happening and giving a hint.. .

All the best — Urban fuckin’ Meyer & family 

to U Too 

28 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Oh, the cedar pollen outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
(Someone) call Nicole, call Nicole, call Nicole!

The thirst that cannot be quenched! Lol...

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1 minute ago, Txslnghrns said:

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Cross thread to the drunk THREAD

The bird is back! 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The thirst that cannot be quenched! Lol...

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The bird is back! 

Nicole44. If you don’t mind....I would like to submit this as evidence that I am night shift and have BDE. Thanks in advance for your pics.
38 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

RGBIII after the 4th comment from SpinnerShells #BDE

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Riding your stick horse, I see!

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Idk how you guys do it.  Drinking before church Sunday 

Start drinking Friday and don’t stop till your boss calls you into their office on Monday 

6 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

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not really. 

May I suggest how sausage is made in modern economic times, perhaps?

Spoiler

 

Deals are perfect before surfacing in modern dealmaking. Every revenue stream is accounted for and divided. Every contingency mapped. And then you plan the right time to announce - if there is something to announce. This is bigger than the LHN was and bigger than any coach hire.

How much buy in is there among Texas fans for Urban or bust? Buy in as in: it will be Urban until he wants to step down from coaching

Any deal needs that commitment from fans.

TLDR - the discussions surfaced too early. But the door remains open. We might as well be hospitable. 

 

Texas knows how to make this happen. 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Start drinking Friday and don’t stop till your boss calls you into their office on Monday 

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take it back...I’ve been pulling day crew and night crew since October at this point 
 
All day everyday. Steadiness is a hard path to follow. Well done with the tweets. That's epic.
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18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The thirst that cannot be quenched! Lol...

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Women romancin each other? Obviously waiting for CUM 

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Start drinking Friday and don’t stop till your boss calls you into their office on Monday 

 

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I nominate rgbiii to have the surly press pass at the urban & family press conference 

4 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Ferrari owners are wankers.

Easy now. Not all Ferrari’s are created equal

5 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

Easy now. Not all Ferrari’s are created equal

Genuinely interested - Serious Ferraris vs. Trash Ferraris. Don't let us down. 

I want to know how an automobile was designed for the road - and they just forgot the taillights? 

That is  . . . bde in a way . . . 

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24 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Start drinking Friday and don’t stop till your boss calls you into their office on Monday 

Sorry couldn’t resist...

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Sorry couldn’t resist...

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God I miss that show

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

God I miss that show

Me too! It was such a treat. You could be in a shit mood or sad and start watching an episode and be laughing inside a minute. 

1 hour ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

im not sure if im in a crew tbh

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16 minutes ago, millhouse said:

I nominate rgbiii to have the surly press pass at the urban & family press conference 

I humbly accept on one condition...once this booze train gets rolling, no one stops the locomotive. It’s what Urbs deserves

10 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

God I miss that show

It’s basically my white noise nearly every night, I sleep with the tv on for the majority of the night and it is what I typically throw on 

Coastal Carolina defense dragging an RB into the end zone and causing a fumble is the definition of 2020

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

It’s basically my white noise nearly every night, I sleep with the tv on for the majority of the night and it is what I typically throw on 

(up the pimp talk/lower the TV Dinner chatting)

BDE for life.

That's some good juice. Can be hard to find

I’ve been searching in Dallas area. Can’t find a bottle anywhere.


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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Coastal Carolina defense dragging an RB into the end zone and causing a fumble is the definition of 2020

And it’s OT! Free football! These two teams are balling. Best bowl game so far. Should have gotten a NY6 bowl. Coastal keeps scrapping. Liberty is legit. Pretty damn cool. TH is such a failure. This is how you get the most out of your athletes. 
 

Urban to Texas! Can’t happen soon enough! 

2 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:


I’ve been searching in Dallas area. Can’t find a bottle anywhere.


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I found a few in seguin texas of all places. Bought 3 bottles

3 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:


I’ve been searching in Dallas area. Can’t find a bottle anywhere.


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Total Wine in Los Colinas has it. 

Just now, closetohumping said:

Miami/Las Vegas game was epic

Yep. 

1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

Total Wine in Los Colinas has it. 

We have it in Austin too. But that’s a bit far to drive for some hooch! Ha!

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

We have it in Austin too. But that’s a bit far to drive for some hooch! Ha!

Definitely NOT 🥃🤷🏼‍♂️

4 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Total Wine in Los Colinas has it. 

Thank you!!!

1 minute ago, 90's_Horn said:

Definitely NOT 🥃🤷🏼‍♂️

Lulz! Two great games to end the night. Not bad. Total Wine often has better selection IMO than Specs...

Late night NFL and bowl games had BDE tonight, let's fucking RAGE!!!

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Late night NFL and bowl games had BDE tonight, let's fucking RAGE!!!

Yep. Epic games for both. Fitzmagic still has it. Goes ballistic at just the right time. Crazy he can’t be consistent. Be cool for him to end his season with a playoff appearance. The bearded one deserves to close out his career on that kind of note if this season is it for him. 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We have it in Austin too. But that’s a bit far to drive for some hooch! Ha!

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We have it in Austin too. But that’s a bit far to drive for some hooch! Ha!

Some men will jump through hoops, start wars and even drive 3 hours for some.....😁....hooch. The BDE will make you do things you normally wouldn’t do with a clear head 

1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

 

Gotcha! That’s definitely true. Guys will be guys. 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yep. Epic games for both. Fitzmagic still has it. Goes ballistic at just the right time. Crazy he can’t be consistent. Be cool for him to end his season with a playoff appearance. The bearded one deserves to close out his career on that kind of note if this season is it for him. 

He is a football relief QB. 

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