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On an internal cc this morning with work. Big bosses start off with, “Hope y’all had a nice Holiday.” And then our Director of Operations goes, “So Nicole, what’s going on with y’all’s head coaching thing? Urban headed to NFL?” (He went to SMU so I guess he finds all this really interesting). I told him Urban is in the bag. It’s all smoke about him turning us down and going anywhere but UT. We took a bet I would get five appointments by Friday. Had to take it! If I lose I have to take a campaign no one wants next week. BTE!!!!!! 

 

Urban or Bust! 

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6 hours ago, C-Man said:


Bama is going in dry on ND

Deep also.

and i would not be surprised for bama to have score last to win.

Bama will score last, first, and most of the times in between.
7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Except there was nothing general about claiming that I’d specifically said something and also, I deliberately hadn’t said it. You’re a cunt for not owning your bullshit. 

You’re right I said you. You made comments about how fox segments were a tell that urban was coming. Whatever, doesn’t even matter. 

14 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

You’re right I said you. You made comments about how fox segments were a tell that urban was coming. Whatever, doesn’t even matter. 

 

You're tearing me apart! You, you say one thing, and he says another, and then everybody changes back again!

57 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Is he wearing Sooner gear?


He wasn’t wearing college swag. I was hoping he would respond after he read my post. Must only be a lurker. 

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

My wife and I are on our way to a beach vacation and at the gate I see a guy reading Surly on his phone while his wife deals with two unruly kids. And this is in Chicago. He must be dying to read the latest news about Urban Meyer. 

Are you sure it wasn't Meyer?

Where better to get career advice than Surly?

14 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


He wasn’t wearing college swag. I was hoping he would respond after he read my post. Must only be a lurker. 

Did you even whisper Muledick?

We’ll find out how much football means to Texas this week.  If nothings changed by this time next week, the message will have been sent.   
 

Texas season is done Tuesday, ND and OSU done Saturday.   If we get to Monday and nothings changed, better pray it’s Sark after Dark or we’re stuck with Herm for another 8-5 season. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

We’ll find out how much football means to Texas this week.  If nothings changed by this time next week, the message will have been sent.   
 

Texas season is done Tuesday, ND and OSU done Saturday.   If we get to Monday and nothings changed, better pray it’s Sark after Dark or we’re stuck with Herm for another 8-5 season. 

Hold on there bro - how are you getting to 8-5 with Casey Thompson and that OL and no Ossai?

19 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


He wasn’t wearing college swag. I was hoping he would respond after he read my post. Must only be a lurker. 

Probably sticks to Cloak Room

11 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

He was likely just trying to find out if McRibs are still available.

Ahhhh yes, the ol “McRibs near me” search......

27 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

We’ll find out how much football means to Texas this week.  If nothings changed by this time next week, the message will have been sent.

"If the guy with a brain cyst and a family that hates his career doesn't want to coach for us, clearly it's the fault of our AD and president"

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It’s time to just fucking stop with anything health concern related in regards to Urban Meyer. If he was truly worried about his health he would have stopped all of these rumors and stories about his future a long time ago and just flat out said publicly that he enjoyed coaching but that his coaching days are over and he will just enjoy his time on the TV set. Now that there is news of him kicking the tires on the NFL to go along with the Texas rumors, I think it is blatantly obvious that he is going to coach again and the health concerns are completely gone.

Now that the Cure Bowl is over, we can hire Traylor tomorrow.  Once he clears China Flu protocols.

8 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

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I'm not drinking anything from that can.

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I'm not drinking anything from that can.

Would be hilarious with candy corn floaters

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

My wife and I are on our way to a beach vacation and at the gate I see a guy reading Surly on his phone while his wife deals with two unruly kids. And this is in Chicago. He must be dying to read the latest news about Urban Meyer. 

You didn't drop the standard greeting on him?  
"Hi, are you from the internet?"

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55 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Hold on there bro - how are you getting to 8-5 with Casey Thompson and that OL and no Ossai?

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

On 10/14/2018 at 2:17 PM, 6th Street said:

I wouldn't mind seeing Casey Thompson back there. Herman's offenses are at their best with a Black QB - Barrett, Cardale Jones, and Greg Ward Jr. 

 

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

There are probably posts of him shitting on Ossai at some point as well.

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

I don't know how you found that but you made my day. 

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

 

You're tearing me apart! You, you say one thing, and he says another, and then everybody changes back again!

Solid reference that maybe 5% of these heathens will get.

Hurry up, Urban.  Listen to Shelley.  She wants the Austin.

8 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

lulz at you remembering a throwaway comment from years ago and digging it up.  

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Hold on there bro - how are you getting to 8-5 with Casey Thompson and that OL and no Ossai?

 

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

Did you also forget that Casey Thompson is JT Barrett 2.0 even though they’re not even similar players? 
 

On 12/22/2018 at 2:06 PM, 6th Street said:

This isn't a big loss. Casey Thompson is legit. JT Barrett 2.0

 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Solid reference that maybe 5% of these heathens will get.

Do you think Rebel Without A Cause is some kind of niche/indie movie? Serious question

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Solid reference that maybe 5% of these heathens will get.

Hurry up, Urban.  Listen to Shelley.  She wants the Austin.

I got it:

tommy wiseau breaking up GIF by The Room

Edited by Hank Chinaski

9 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I don't know how you found that but you made my day. 

He’s consistently called for Casey to start over Sam so I thought it was hilarious he’s now shitting on Thompson once he could be the starter. All I had to do was search for  Casey with him as the author and the results were fucking hilarious.  The black QB thing was just icing on the Charlie Strong-baked cake that is 6th Street’s posting history. 

Edited by Burt Macklin

29 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Now that the Cure Bowl is over, we can hire Traylor tomorrow.  Once he clears China Flu protocols.

pfft...we can easily announce him via Zoom.  its done.

In hindsight Casey's family has taken down the Sooners as many times as Sam has.

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

My wife and I are on our way to a beach vacation and at the gate I see a guy reading Surly on his phone while his wife deals with two unruly kids. And this is in Chicago. He must be dying to read the latest news about Urban Meyer. 

 

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Sounds like CTJ is flying commercial

This was me on Christmas Day at IAH with 4 unruly kids and a wife kind of dealing with them and kind of throwing her hands up as well, about to fly to the desert in Arizona. Sad, and amusing. 

Ha! Look! Finebaum (yes fuck him! It is the way) thinks UM would never be a fit in the NFL. Never! 

“I know last year there were conversations with the Cowboys and I think Urban, he’s itching to get back and there simply wasn’t anything in college that attracted him once Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait,” Finebaum said on WJOX, per Saturday Tradition. “I don’t think Urban Meyer is a good fit for the NFL. I just think his approach is much better suited for college football. Urban Meyer is a very emotional coach. His temperament is uneven and I think the pro game would just grind him down because it never ends. And I’m not saying college football has an offseason, it doesn’t. But you do go from one thing to another where the NFL just never stops. And I also don’t know how Urban Meyer could get along with an owner. …And that’s one of the toughest parts of the job.”

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So Austin then! Urban or Bust!

19 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

But I thought you said Herman’s offenses are at their best with a Black QB. You know, like the time you called for a true fr Thompson to start over Sam. 

 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Ha! Look! Finebaum (yes fuck him! It is the way) thinks UM would never be a fit in the NFL. Never! 

“I know last year there were conversations with the Cowboys and I think Urban, he’s itching to get back and there simply wasn’t anything in college that attracted him once Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait,” Finebaum said on WJOX, per Saturday Tradition. “I don’t think Urban Meyer is a good fit for the NFL. I just think his approach is much better suited for college football. Urban Meyer is a very emotional coach. His temperament is uneven and I think the pro game would just grind him down because it never ends. And I’m not saying college football has an offseason, it doesn’t. But you do go from one thing to another where the NFL just never stops. And I also don’t know how Urban Meyer could get along with an owner. …And that’s one of the toughest parts of the job.”

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So Austin then! Urban or Bust!

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“I know last year there were conversations with the Cowboys and I think Urban, he’s itching to get back and there simply wasn’t anything in college that attracted him once Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait,” Finebaum said on WJOX, per Saturday Tradition. “I don’t think Urban Meyer is a good fit for the NFL. I just think his approach is much better suited for college football. Urban Meyer is a very emotional coach. His temperament is uneven and I think the pro game would just grind him down because it never ends. And I’m not saying college football has an offseason, it doesn’t. But you do go from one thing to another where the NFL just never stops. And I also don’t know how Urban Meyer could get along with an owner. …And that’s one of the toughest parts of the job.”

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

He’s consistently called for Casey to start over Sam so I thought it was hilarious he’s now shitting on Thompson once he could be the starter. All I had to do was search for  Casey with him as the author and the results were fucking hilarious.  

surprised he didn't ask for Mike White to get another year of eligibility...you can tell people that know football real well.  they call for the backup immediately.

19 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Do you think Rebel Without A Cause is some kind of niche/indie movie? Serious question

In the 1950's it was mainstream.

65 years later it is definitely a niche movie. The niche that likes really old movies.

1 hour ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

"If the guy with a brain cyst and a family that hates his career doesn't want to coach for us, clearly it's the fault of our AD and president"

Reading comprehension is tough for you, eh? 
 

if it’s Urban, fucking dope, but the point of my post was the getting Herman the fuck out.  If the purpose of football is money, we’ll know and if it’s winning, we’ll see movement.  Also added NDs year ending and the Sark rumor in the post as well.  
 

Get your piss right, not at a championship level right now. 

36 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Do you think Rebel Without A Cause is some kind of niche/indie movie? Serious question

Of course not.  But what percentage of people under 50 do you think have seen it, much less remember a quote from it?

37 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I got it:

tommy wiseau breaking up GIF by The Room

Best part is throwing plastic spoons at people in the theater. Solid. Great fun! 

The interesting bit of the Finebaum quote is that he doesn't necessarily think it's over either...

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Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait

 

1 minute ago, wood said:

The interesting bit of the Finebaum quote is that he doesn't necessarily think it's over either...

 

Yep yep...”We decided to wait!” Interesting. 

44 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

you can tell people that know football real well.

I’m sure you know football real well, though, right?

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m sure you know football real well, though, right?

I'm not calling for Mike White or Casey Thompson so yeah.  Where is ole Mike these days by the way?

1 hour ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

"If the guy with a brain cyst and a family that hates his career doesn't want to coach for us, clearly it's the fault of our AD and president"

It will be when he ends up coaching for someone else

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

This was me on Christmas Day at IAH with 4 unruly kids and a wife kind of dealing with them and kind of throwing her hands up as well, about to fly to the desert in Arizona. Sad, and amusing. 

I'm in Arizona,  hit me up if you want to get a drink with one of the poors. 

8 minutes ago, jinx said:

It will be when he ends up coaching for someone else

And this would be when we send “nice”banner to be flown around campus letting TPTB know this. 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Ha! Look! Finebaum (yes fuck him! It is the way) thinks UM would never be a fit in the NFL. Never! 

“I know last year there were conversations with the Cowboys and I think Urban, he’s itching to get back and there simply wasn’t anything in college that attracted him once Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait,” Finebaum said on WJOX, per Saturday Tradition. “I don’t think Urban Meyer is a good fit for the NFL. I just think his approach is much better suited for college football. Urban Meyer is a very emotional coach. His temperament is uneven and I think the pro game would just grind him down because it never ends. And I’m not saying college football has an offseason, it doesn’t. But you do go from one thing to another where the NFL just never stops. And I also don’t know how Urban Meyer could get along with an owner. …And that’s one of the toughest parts of the job.”

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So Austin then! Urban or Bust!

I make it a habit to try to ignore Finebaum completely, but I have to agree with him on this.  I think that the article by Thamel or whoever saying he was going to the NFL, with the main argument being that he wouldn't like college anymore because it is becoming like the NFL, was about the dumbest thing I have read.  And there has been plenty of dumb things written about Urban.  I mean, when your basis is that he won't have as much control over personnel and control of the program as he was used to, so he is just going to go NFL where he has NO control over anything except coaching.  That is a stupid argument. 

Sure, he may end up in the NFL, but it will be a very bad fit and he won't be there long before his health issues start screaming back.  I think if he is coaching again, it will be in college. 

I hope all of you optimistic fuckers are right, and this is just an elaborate smoke screen to buy time until next weekend.  If we are still looking at the same situation next Monday, Texas Football will be as dead to me as Texas Basketball.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Texas — he turned them down or they decided to wait,” 

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Do you think Rebel Without A Cause is some kind of niche/indie movie? Serious question
You kidding? I can't get kids to sit and watch Bad News Bears or the cinematic innovations of the old Clash of the Titans. What makes you think they know James Dean?
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