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42 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

800th win in program history:

Vince Young to be inducted into Rose Bowl Hall of Fame - University of  Texas Athletics

My greatest sports memory and remember screaming go Vince just as took off running for the end zone. 

25 minutes ago, immamac said:

If this thread gets to 1000 it's guaranteed that Urban is coming here...that or that we truly have no hope. 

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2 hours ago, Assman said:

BTW, I just talked to a plugged in BMD and he confirmed that we are no longer considering UM.

Big Massive Dildo, Uterus Masturbation? Only weird shit I see here is it’s 2020 for gods sakes, buy a new dildo with batteries. That chorded shit had to of gone out in the 80’s. Filthy animal. 

10 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Anybody flying that bird is SMD at best. 

Or that’s what they want you to think...

 

801 area code. Salt Lake city. Urban coached at Utah. If that doesn't seal it I don't know what to tell you. 

 

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What color are the curtains at the Salt Lake City Marriott?

What was the Anwar tweet that was removed after Fat Ketch said that is was not how he heard the conversation going down?

7 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

What was the Anwar tweet that was removed after Fat Ketch said that is was not how he heard the conversation going down?

Ketch is going to fuck this up isn't he

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Ketch is going to fuck this up isn't he

Actually I think it had something to do with Herman being a liar.

From a good not great source that says he talked to a great BMD source-

1. Tom Herman is a goner 

2. Nothing has changed on our end re: Urban since the Thamel article. Basically, of course there’s a chance we could get played but nothing has been derailed in the timeline. 
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19 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

What was the Anwar tweet that was removed after Fat Ketch said that is was not how he heard the conversation going down?

 

7 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Actually I think it had something to do with Herman being a liar.

When was this?

8 minutes ago, wood said:

 

When was this?

The tweet has shown back up when I copied it to paste it here.  It was showing up as removed on Twitter.

12 minutes ago, Caddox said:

From a good not great source that says he talked to a great BMD source-

1. Tom Herman is a goner 

2. Nothing has changed on our end re: Urban since the Thamel article. Basically, of course there’s a chance we could get played but nothing has been derailed in the timeline. 
 

 

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12 minutes ago, Caddox said:

From a good not great source that says he talked to a great BMD source-

1. Tom Herman is a goner 

2. Nothing has changed on our end re: Urban since the Thamel article. Basically, of course there’s a chance we could get played but nothing has been derailed in the timeline. 
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You had me at #1.

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18 minutes ago, Caddox said:

From a good not great source that says he talked to a great BMD source-

1. Tom Herman is a goner 

2. Nothing has changed on our end re: Urban since the Thamel article. Basically, of course there’s a chance we could get played but nothing has been derailed in the timeline. 
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Waiting for someone to rhyme #1......

1 hour ago, pops said:

801 area code. Salt Lake city. Urban coached at Utah. If that doesn't seal it I don't know what to tell you. 

 

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Going to get Cam Rising

15 minutes ago, Caddox said:

From a good not great source that says he talked to a great BMD source-

1. Tom Herman is a goner 

2. Nothing has changed on our end re: Urban since the Thamel article. Basically, of course there’s a chance we could get played but nothing has been derailed in the timeline. 
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I tend to believe this. I think Urban is still in play. I believe Saban denied interest in Bama several times before he landed there.  Just like Urban's mouthpiece. Also, this belief is reinforced by rumors of BK. Which I believe is so far fetched that UM is much more likely.

I just want 16 more pages so I can learn about the tarrant county hip hop scene. 
straight outta Mansfield 

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3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Going to get Cam Rising

Would rather have JQJ back

Predicted the Ewers decommittment days before it was announced. Hit one other prediction as well. 
Exactly. He called Ewers and then he absolutely nailed Urban to Texas.
4 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I think Urban is still in play.

he can’t “still” be in play if he never was. 

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Would rather have JQJ back

Times 10

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

he can’t “still” be in play if he never was. 

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

he can’t “still” be in play if he never was. 

A few weeks ago you said he is never coming here, I asked you if you had sources and you said no! The last few days you said you have information from Belmont. So now you do?

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I just want 16 more pages so I can learn about the tarrant county hip hop scene. 
straight outta Mansfield 

Ain’t no rap scene like Burleson.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

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He won’t be able to fist himself because his head is in the way.

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

A few weeks ago you said he is never coming here, I asked you if you had sources and you said no! The last few days you said you have information from Belmont. So now you do?

He's a troll, put him on ig ore like the rest of us

Just now, CowtownHorn said:

Ain’t no rap scene like Burleson.

Kelly Clarkson must have spit a couple of bars in a song at one point. 

7 hours ago, South Austin said:

I think Dabo Swinney is next in line at Bama if he wants the job.

Maybe, but he already gets everything he wants from Clemson. Yeah, I know he's an alum.

7 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

A few weeks ago you said he is never coming here, I asked you if you had sources and you said no! The last few days you said you have information from Belmont. So now you do?

I never said I didn’t have sources. I have a source at the top of belmont. urban to texas is a pipe dream that was never based in reality. he never reciprocated any interest. none. 

6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He's a troll, put him on ig ore like the rest of us

lulz you don’t have me on ignore. I get 10x more negs from you than I do from anyone.  you fucking love me. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

I never said I didn’t have sources. I have a source at the top of belmont. urban to texas is a pipe dream that was never based in reality. he never reciprocated any interest. none. 

well a source at the top of a private university in Nashville is pretty much shit.

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He's a troll, put him on ig ore like the rest of us

What drugs are you taking tonight? Anyone with 1/2 a brain looking at my posting history can tell I'm not a troll.  You could not spell ignore dumbass. 

6 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

 


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I’m going to go slash my wrists now.

 

this is like giving truman credit for the manhattan project

3 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

What drugs are you taking tonight? Anyone with 1/2 a brain looking at my posting history can tell I'm not a troll.  You could not spell ignore dumbass. 

Not sure if serious.  He was telling you to put Fisterman on ignore because he's the worthless troll.

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

What drugs are you taking tonight? Anyone with 1/2 a brain looking at my posting history can tell I'm not a troll.  You could not spell ignore dumbass. 

so awesome. 

I tend to believe this. I think Urban is still in play. I believe Saban denied interest in Bama several times before he landed there.  Just like Urban's mouthpiece. Also, this belief is reinforced by rumors of BK. Which I believe is so far fetched that UM is much more likely.
Also, y'know, Urban himself denied he was going to Ohio State less than a week before he was announced as the new Ohio State head coach.

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11 minutes ago, futureman said:

I never said I didn’t have sources. I have a source at the top of belmont. urban to texas is a pipe dream that was never based in reality. he never reciprocated any interest. none. 

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4 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

Also, y'know, Urban himself denied he was going to Ohio State less than a week before he was announced as the new Ohio State head coach.

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Hi Urban, thanks for posting. Yes I believe this is following that pattern. 

10 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

What drugs are you taking tonight? Anyone with 1/2 a brain looking at my posting history can tell I'm not a troll.  You could not spell ignore dumbass. 

Futureman hijacked my account please disregard.

12 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

What drugs are you taking tonight? Anyone with 1/2 a brain looking at my posting history can tell I'm not a troll.  You could not spell ignore dumbass. 

He was talking about the guy you were responding to, dumbass. Put him on ignore. Or at the very least, don't take him so goddamned seriously. He is a troll.

Edit: Either that, or we just outed futureman's sock.

Edited by Rimbo

Hi Urban, thanks for posting. Yes I believe this is following that pattern. 
Oh, by the way, I will not be the Texas head coach in exactly 3 days, 21 hours, 18 minutes.

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6 hours ago, Augustus said:

You might be right and I may be dead wrong.  My perception of Urban is that the thing that makes him great has a lot less to do with X's and O's, as I said, and much more to do with the mental aspect of the game, which is why I think he'd do fine with all those egos in an NFL locker room.  

It's true that "others were spectacular failures," as you mentioned.  But that doesn't differentiate them from a ton of (maybe even most?) NFL coaches.

I've never had cause to research this, but I'd wager most NFL coaches get fired, and many of them have performed no better than Saban or Spurrier did.

This is all probably pointless, though.  I'd be really shocked if he took an NFL job, though I badly wanted JJ to hire him instead of McCarthy.

@immamac we need an agree to disagree button. Derka would lead the site

13 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

What drugs are you taking tonight? Anyone with 1/2 a brain looking at my posting history can tell I'm not a troll.  You could not spell ignore dumbass. 

I'm talking about futureman. Someone's a little defensive

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