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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

He was talking about the guy you were responding to, dumbass. Put him on ignore. Or at the very least, don't take him so goddamned seriously. He is a troll.

Edit: Either that, or we just outed futureman's sock.

Or one of 'em at least...

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3 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

Oh, by the way, I will not be the Texas head coach in exactly 3 days, 21 hours, 18 minutes.

Sent from my SM-G981U1 using Tapatalk
 

So you're going to not be announced as the Texas HC on 1/1/21 at 6PM? I was told there would be no math. Did I do it right?

3 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

Oh, by the way, I will not be the Texas head coach in exactly 3 days, 21 hours, 18 minutes.

That's Suburban Meyer talking, we want to hear from Urban Meyer

 

16 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

What drugs are you taking tonight? Anyone with 1/2 a brain looking at my posting history can tell I'm not a troll.  You could not spell ignore dumbass. 

You may not be a troll but something about you is fishy. Every one of your posts is in this thread. 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You may not be a troll but something about you is fishy. Every one of your posts is in this thread. 

Lotsa fishy mfers in this thread.

On 12/27/2020 at 10:10 AM, Revolution512 said:

He’d quit that Jacksonville job in two years. Detroit, he’d have to be brain dead to even consider that.

Lot of talk circulating in California  that the Chargers are wanting to fire Lynn and hire Urban.

4 hours ago, Assman said:

He's proven that he's not much of a source and has zero credibility.  This is the same as me making a tweet or post based one zero evidence and having someone take it as truth.  I realize we're thirsty for info but at what point do we start weeding out the sources?

rapgame is 2nd only to caddox in fetchiness in this thread.  100% strategery.

How do you edit a post?  There is a rumor that Urban has been speaking with the Chargers' front office.

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

rapgame is 2nd only to caddox in fetchiness in this thread.  100% strategery.

stop trying to make fetch happen mean girls GIF

Gotdammit, too much squawkin, not enough rockin from night crew!  

FTH!

Urb2021!

LFG!

39 minutes ago, futureman said:

I never said I didn’t have sources. I have a source at the top of belmont. urban to texas is a pipe dream that was never based in reality. he never reciprocated any interest. none. 

Not since we de pigeoned the place.

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

Calling it now. Urban to Texas and this thread hits 5k pages in an undermined amount of time beyond that. 

I feel it in my plums. 

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21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That's Suburban Meyer talking, we want to hear from Urban Meyer

 

Urbane Meyer would also work.

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

Calling it now. Urban to Texas and this thread hits 5k pages in an undermined amount of time beyond that. 

I feel it in my plums. 

Freudian  slip?

5 hours ago, pops said:

Definitely not jet material but they are great little planes. 

turbroprops are technically a jet engine turning a propeller

21 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You may not be a troll but something about you is fishy. Every one of your posts is in this thread. 

I was going to say the same thing.

 

22 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You may not be a troll but something about you is fishy. Every one of your posts is in this thread. 

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14 minutes ago, immamac said:

Calling it now. Urban to Texas and this thread hits 5k pages in an undermined amount of time beyond that. 

I feel it in my plums. 

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

turbroprops are technically a jet engine turning a propeller

There is nothing technical about this thread

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Hannah-Barron-Sunglasses_Blue-Otter-Pola

Id let her noodle me

7 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Did you mean discourse?

Read a fucking dictionary if you ever post again.

 

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

Calling it now. Urban to Texas and this thread hits 5k pages in an undermined amount of time beyond that. 

I feel it in my plums. 

1000 pages of just everyone salting Futureman when it’s announced 

 

1 hour ago, Knewk210 said:

A few weeks ago you said he is never coming here, I asked you if you had sources and you said no! The last few days you said you have information from Belmont. So now you do?

He's from the future, what's so hard to understand?

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

1000 pages of just everyone salting Futureman when it’s announced 

I want some serious reparations from you when this fucking circus is over and it’s obvious to everyone that I am the top insider in this entire online community. 

17 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Now it took off again, enroute from ISM to CMH. ( https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N383SS/history/20201229/0210Z/KISM/KCMH )

Left something in the 2nd/3rd house/condo and taking it home, or going to pickup other family members? LULZ

Well, now. That is curious.

Saturday: Columbus to Austin, ~1h turnaround, back to Columbus

Monday: Columbus to Austin, ~1h layover, then to Kissimmee, ~3h layover, then back to Columbus again

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3 minutes ago, futureman said:

I want some serious reparations from you when this fucking circus is over and it’s obvious to everyone that I am the top insider in this entire online community. 

 

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8 minutes ago, futureman said:

I want some serious reparations from you when this fucking circus is over and it’s obvious to everyone that I am the top insider in this entire online community. 

Only if Herman is on the sidelines for us next year... until then 

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38 minutes ago, immamac said:

Calling it now. Urban to Texas and this thread hits 5k pages in an undermined amount of time beyond that. 

I feel it in my plums. 

Every single bit of Urban related news should go in this thread once he’s hired. To the fucking moon.

49 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You may not be a troll but something about you is fishy. Every one of your posts is in this thread. 

 

Just now, Caddox said:

Every single bit of Urban related news should go in this thread once he’s hired. To the fucking moon.

Careful, you will soon be called a fishy troll.

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Only if Herman is on the sidelines for us next year... until then 

well, herman being retained is only a hunch. it’s not buttressed by unvarnished truth like my urban information. 

3 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

 

Careful, you will soon be called a fishy troll.

Jesus fucksticks, dude. If you’re going to be this thin skinned this is 100% NOT the website for you. Just save yourself some grief and gtfo now.

3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Jesus fucksticks, dude. If you’re going to be this thin skinned this is 100% NOT the website for you. Just save yourself some grief and gtfo now.

I'm not leaving. Ever. I got no place else to go.

“Odin, Odin.....send the wind and turn the tide.....Odin, Odin....send the wind and turn the tide”!

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

 

Careful, you will soon be called a fishy troll.

I’ve been called it all in this thread by the little dick dildo crew. Doesn’t mean a thing to the SubUrban freight train headed towards Austin. 

43 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Read a fucking dictionary if you ever post again.

 

Someone got coal in his Christmas stocking. Lighten up Francis.

11 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I'm not leaving. Ever. I got no place else to go.

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11 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I'm not leaving. Ever. I got no place else to go.

Clearly, you waited 3 years in line to get here. 

Nighters Surlies! Getting sleepy. Y’all focus on the prize. Urban or Bust!

My moment of zen...

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54 minutes ago, futureman said:

I want some serious reparations from you when this fucking circus is over and it’s obvious to everyone that I am the top insider in this entire online community. 

Can you ask your top level source when the Brockermeyers are signing with Texas?

5 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

I don't know if he's better or worse than a 9.95er, but I imagine we are not going to stop posting 9.95er stuff.  If we stop posting stuff from $9.95ers, what exactly are we doing here - other than brisket and alcohol?

And TITS. 

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1 hour ago, jinx said:

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speaking of fishy... what's your favorite fish dish

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

speaking of fishy... what's your favorite fish dish

Let’s just say it’s undefeated. 

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

speaking of fishy... what's your favorite fish dish

The spicy fish at Asia Cafe is badass.

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