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4 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Its so nice of the naysayers to continuously patrol the thread and repeat their opinions. Valuable service you are providing to all! 

Futureman is literally wrong about everything. He's trying to reverse jinx this thing into existance, and i commend him for that effort.

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Hopefully he’ll be able to reverse his prolapsed anus after his Urban celebration.🦑🤛💥🚑

11 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Futureman is literally wrong about everything. He's trying to reverse jinx this thing into existance, and i commend him for that effort.

Yup. Seems like it.

34 minutes ago, futureman said:

I am only committed to truth. the level of delusion in this thread worries me. I am genuinely concerned. it’s time for everyone to accept the reality of the situation. 

so you are a concern troll.  It all makes so much sense now...

it’s not. 
Don't disturb the groove bro.



16 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Futureman is literally wrong about everything. He's trying to reverse jinx this thing into existance, and i commend him for that effort.

 

41 minutes ago, futureman said:

I am only committed to truth. the level of delusion in this thread worries me. I am genuinely concerned. it’s time for everyone to accept the reality of the situation. 

Settle the fuck down Captain Chaos.  We got this.  DUN....DUNNN.....DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

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1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

BREAKING NEWS: Urban to Texas... to go 4-8

Interesting even if Stewart Mandel is a Beta Cuck




Leave Herman on the Riverwalk. 


"Finding a place that offers 2 margaritas and an appetizer for $9 is really, really hard."

36 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Don't disturb the groove bro.
 

 

 

 

That’s a good one. 

Careful, you will soon be called a fishy troll.
You joined right in the middle of our urban meyer media fiasco and claimed to have been "trying to sign up" for 3 years and only now suddenly figured out how, but you're surprised anyone has labeled you as potentially fishy?

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4 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:


 

 


"Finding a place that offers 2 margaritas and an appetizer for $9 is really, really hard."
 

 

I cannot wait for those cock suckers at the AAS that try to make a pun out of Herman getting fired after the Alamo Bowl. Something about the Alamo being his last stand or some hack shit

CDC is a motherfucking lancer in the dark.

I cannot wait for those cock suckers at the AAS that try to make a pun out of Herman getting fired after the Alamo Bowl. Something about the Alamo being his last stand or some hack shit
Brian Davis reading this idea right now...
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2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

CDC is a motherfucking lancer in the dark.

go on...

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

Hopefully he’ll be able to reverse his prolapsed anus after his Urban celebration.🦑🤛💥🚑

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11 hours ago, wood said:

Blackened Mahi Mahi with Opelousas sauce at Pappadeaux. Making me hungry just thinking about it...

When I worked there in college, this was literally my exact go to

19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I cannot wait for those cock suckers at the AAS that try to make a pun out of Herman getting fired after the Alamo Bowl. Something about the Alamo being his last stand or some hack shit

I'm sure they'll handle being cut out of the circle of information really well, and won't write a bunch of vindictive, negative things about UT as "revenge".

20 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

When I worked there in college, this was literally my exact go to

Mine too

Or Costa Rican Mahi with crabmeat over andouille grits.

🧼🤝

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13 hours ago, futureman said:

well, herman being retained is only a hunch. it’s not buttressed by unvarnished truth like my urban information. 

SIAP: you're going to NEED some butt-rest.

Just now, Tigersnake said:

SIAP: you're going to NEED some butt-rest.

 

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2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

The answer is simple 

 

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I hope his hand is as small as his dick, for his sake.

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I hope his hand is as small as his dick, for his sake.

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12 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

SIAP: you're going to NEED some butt-rest.

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4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I hope his hand is as small as his dick, for his sake.

I think you’re misinformed. your mom is a size queen and she can’t get enough of me. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think you’re misinformed. your mom is a size queen and she can’t get enough of me. 

 

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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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I said his mom is a size queen and she can’t get enough of me. 

I said his mom is a size queen and she can’t get enough of me. 

She can’t get enough of your ass? Cool Hook ‘em
30 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I hope his hand is as small as his dick, for his sake.

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2 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

 

Leave Herman on the Riverwalk  in the river

FIFY

30 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think you’re misinformed. your mom is a size queen and she can’t get enough of me. 

No one believes you.  Snails have tiny, tiny dicks.

I predict that futureman will post on this site in the next 72 hours.  I know all.  

3 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

BREAKING NEWS: Urban to Texas... to go 4-8


The problem is, Mandel is rarely right about anything. Even a monkey could randomly assemble words and  be right 25% of the time. Mandel makes being wrong an art form. He’s the Constanza of college football reporting. 

FWIW (which is not much) Peter King was on Colin just now and Colin brought up the Urban to NFL rumors and Peter said it should give NFL teams caution as he has (a) no real NFL DNA and (b) has “retired” three times in the last decade plus. That he probably wouldn’t be a good fit for those reasons and NFL teams should consider those reasons strongly. That he could just bail if it got too hard in the NFL like Saban instead of gutting it out when it is tough and not as rewarding. That’s what he said. Not that it matters. But lots of folks in that sphere are weighing in on the NFL Urban rumors and don’t think it’s a fit. 

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

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I’m totally fine with that! Hook’em!

2 hours ago, stork642 said:

Hopefully he’ll be able to reverse his prolapsed anus after his Urban celebration.🦑🤛💥🚑

His bathroom trips are going to need Benny Hill music. 

 

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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

FWIW (which is not much) Peter King was on Colin just now and Colin brought up the Urban to NFL rumors and Peter said it should give NFL teams caution as he has (a) no real NFL DNA and (b) has “retired” three times in the last decade plus. That he probably wouldn’t be a good fit for those reasons and NFL teams should consider those reasons strongly. That he could just bail if it got too hard in the NFL like Saban instead of gutting it out when it is tough and not as rewarding. That’s what he said. Not that it matters. But lots of folks in that sphere are weighing in on the NFL Urban rumors and don’t think it’s a fit. 

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5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

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11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

FWIW (which is not much) Peter King was on Colin just now and Colin brought up the Urban to NFL rumors and Peter said it should give NFL teams caution as he has (a) no real NFL DNA and (b) has “retired” three times in the last decade plus. That he probably wouldn’t be a good fit for those reasons and NFL teams should consider those reasons strongly. That he could just bail if it got too hard in the NFL like Saban instead of gutting it out when it is tough and not as rewarding. That’s what he said. Not that it matters. But lots of folks in that sphere are weighing in on the NFL Urban rumors and don’t think it’s a fit. 


I am not advocating Urban should go to the NFL. But Jesus Christ that league has given Wade Phillips like 10 head coaching jobs and someone like Mike Fucking McCarthy can get a second head coaching job. Even that ridiculous scrub, Gregg Williams keeps getting opportunities as a defensive coordinator in spite of having no discernible abilities whatsoever. 

The notion that Meyer is not a fit in a league that has proven to hire complete fucking retards repeatedly is kind of laughable to me. 

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9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m totally fine with that! Hook’em!

So....it’ll be 1 - go, instead of 1-0....I’m on board 🤘🏼

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


I am not advocating Urban should go to the NFL. But Jesus Christ that league has given Wade Phillips like 10 head coaching jobs and someone like Mike Fucking McCarthy can get a second head coaching job. Even that ridiculous scrub, Gregg Williams keeps getting opportunities as a defensive coordinator in spite of having no discernible abilities whatsoever. 

The notion that Meyer is not a fit in a league that has proven to hire complete fucking retards repeatedly is kind of laughable to me. 

I am sure that people who cover the NFL would also be inclined to promote hiring from within the NFL ranks (coordinators) as opposed to college head coaches current and retired. Obviously there is a bias by those that cover the NFL. I have selfish reasons for liking their opinions on this matter at this point. Duh. Lol.

 

17 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The notion that Meyer is not a fit in a league that has proven to hire complete fucking retards repeatedly is kind of laughable to me. 

It's not his aptitude, just the opposite really.  It's his burning hatred of losing in a league where your control over personnel and decisions can be considerably less than in CFB.  A man that laments losing to the point that it is detrimental to his health, coaching in a place like The Jets, etc would send him to an early grave.  

Win or lose tonight, I expect very good news will break Saturday morning after Clemson boat races tOSU on Friday night.

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Win or lose tonight, I expect very good news will break Saturday morning after Clemson boat races tOSU on Friday night.

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My boy is ready for the new regime.

 

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Just now, Rip76 said:

My boy is ready for the new regime.

 

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what the FUCK are those sunglasses?

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