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Is the JR Ewing of Seattle getting in on page 808?

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM SOMEONE I TRUST AND HE SAID IT'S HAPPENING!

 

 

GET TO YOUR BUNKERS BOYS AND GIRL!

SANTA MIERDA ACABO DE OBTENER UN TEXTO DE ALGUIEN EN QUE CONFIA Y DIJO QUE ESTA SUCEDIENDO!

 

¡LLEGA A TUS BUNKERS NIÑOS Y NIÑAS!

You're god damned right it's happening. 

Start funneling $200 a month from your bank account into a separate mutual fund account and name it, "Back-to-Back National Champions Closetful of Gear Let's Fucking Go Account."

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

SANTA MIERDA ACABO DE OBTENER UN TEXTO DE ALGUIEN EN QUE CONFIA Y DIJO QUE ESTA SUCEDIENDO!

 

¡LLEGA A TUS BUNKERS NIÑOS Y NIÑAS!

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2 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

I dunno, some dipshit on Gottlieb this AM said Urban to Jacksonville because he can do the NFL thing and solidify his legacy in No. Fla. I recognized the voice but didn't catch the whole segment so I'm not sure who it was.

If you have the chance to solidify your legacy in No. Fla., you have to do it. You know what they say, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. 

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

If you have the chance to solidify your legacy in No. Fla., you have to do it. You know what they say, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. 

No. Fla is the gateway to Mt. Olympus

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

If you have the chance to solidify your legacy in No. Fla., you have to do it. You know what they say, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. 

I dunno, imagine trying to build on the legacy of Steve Beuerlein

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

You can't post that shit then ghost us. more info would be nice. 

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16 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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Vatos Locos Forever?

esa GIF

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18 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

If you have the chance to solidify your legacy in No. Fla., you have to do it. You know what they say, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. 

But if you can make it anywhere, why make it there? (h/t Ed Abbey)

On 12/28/2020 at 12:06 PM, SDG said:

I'll just leave this here. 

 


Functional alcoholics, man. Pretty on the nose.

There was a high stakes poker game in Austin last night into this morning and part of the conversation around was that getting Urban required a move to the SEC.  Don't know if that is an Urban condition or not but interesting thing is that several of the players said that was already in motion!! Talks have been had with SEVERAL SEC ADs and that they very much prefer UT to ** **.  

Just now, thecabra said:

There was a high stakes poker game in Austin last night into this morning and part of the conversation around was that getting Urban required a move to the SEC.  Don't know if that is an Urban condition or not but interesting thing is that several of the players said that was already in motion!! Talks have been had with SEVERAL SEC ADs and that they very much prefer UT to ** **.  

Negged.

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Day crew just hit a 3 to take the lead.

That indicates night crew was only up 2. This is more akin to Reggie Miller’s  8 points in 9 seconds or Tracy McGrady’s 13 in 35 seconds.

13 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Vatos Locos Forever?

esa GIF

 

28 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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Hang on I'm in San Antonio and I know Mexicans that can translate this for you.

4 minutes ago, thecabra said:

There was a high stakes poker game in Austin last night into this morning and part of the conversation around was that getting Urban required a move to the SEC.  Don't know if that is an Urban condition or not but interesting thing is that several of the players said that was already in motion!! Talks have been had with SEVERAL SEC ADs and that they very much prefer UT to ** **.  

Keep sucking that sec dick, aggy

5 minutes ago, thecabra said:

There was a high stakes poker game in Austin last night into this morning and part of the conversation around was that getting Urban required a move to the SEC.  Don't know if that is an Urban condition or not but interesting thing is that several of the players said that was already in motion!! Talks have been had with SEVERAL SEC ADs and that they very much prefer UT to ** **.  

The Aggy is strong in this one. Makes total fucking sense when he made the playoffs multiple times in the Big 10 and watched OU make it 4 times. Pretty sure conference affiliation doesn't make a shit to him. Especially ND supposedly being his dream job. So therefore your story is bullshit. Take it to TexAgs. Bitch 

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Keep sucking that sec dick, aggy

Joined less than 24 hours ago. Two posts, both about this purported poker game. Uses asterisks to censor out aggy in both. Yep, he's one of them. 

HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM SOMEONE I TRUST AND HE SAID IT'S HAPPENING!
 
 
GET TO YOUR BUNKERS BOYS AND GIRL!

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2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Keep sucking that sec dick, aggy

This year is what an Aggie national championship looks like.  They finished second in the secsec.  They’re dream has been realized.  Put it on the plaque, wall, etc.  

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

The Aggy is strong in this one. Makes total fucking sense when he made the playoffs multiple times in the Big 10 and watched OU make it 4 times. Pretty sure conference affiliation doesn't make a shit to him. Especially ND supposedly being his dream job. So therefore your story is bullshit. Take it to TexAgs. Bitch 

No shit. And BTW where are the LDE guys from last night that like to point out  the fishy troll posts?

10 minutes ago, thecabra said:

There was a high stakes poker game in Austin last night into this morning and part of the conversation around was that getting Urban required a move to the SEC.  Don't know if that is an Urban condition or not but interesting thing is that several of the players said that was already in motion!! Talks have been had with SEVERAL SEC ADs and that they very much prefer UT to ** **.  

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38 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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Orale 

 

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I was at an underground cock fighting ring last night (taking bets like I always do) and suffice to say there were NUMEROUS BMDs and Austin celebs in attendance. I can't share everything I heard but the general sentiment around the room was that "Aggie" is really turning the corner to become the flagship public university in the state of Texas from both an academic and athletic standpoint (especially their women's basketball team). One very prominent celeb with UT ties (I can't say who it was but trust me that EVERYONE here knows his name) basically said that if Texas doesn't make a move to try and join the Pac12 and steal away Mario Cristobal that he will never donate another cent to the program and will seriously start thinking about moving to College Station and becoming a booster for the elite football program that they are building down there.

48 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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34 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Vatos Locos Forever?

esa GIF

 

20 minutes ago, thecabra said:

There was a high stakes poker game in Austin last night into this morning and part of the conversation around was that getting Urban required a move to the SEC.  Don't know if that is an Urban condition or not but interesting thing is that several of the players said that was already in motion!! Talks have been had with SEVERAL SEC ADs and that they very much prefer UT to ** **.  

You can’t even win your own division in your conference.  27-25 & 76-37-5.  Go get your fucking shinebox out little brother.

1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

its 2020 not 1994 plz upgrade this & use a current rapper 

some suggestions include dababy lil baby playboi carti 

Or even a musician.

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

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My name is Popeye.  

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I was at an underground cock fighting ring last night (taking bets like I always do) and suffice to say there were NUMEROUS BMDs and Austin celebs in attendance. I can't share everything I heard but the general sentiment around the room was that "Aggie" is really turning the corner to become the flagship public university in the state of Texas from both an academic and athletic standpoint (especially their women's basketball team). One very prominent celeb with UT ties (I can't say who it was but trust me that EVERYONE here knows his name) basically said that if Texas doesn't make a move to try and join the Pac12 and steal away Mario Cristobal that he will never donate another cent to the program and will seriously start thinking about moving to College Station and becoming a booster for the elite football program that they are building down there.

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5 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

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Haha that's really funny! I think my older brother was watching that movie the other night. He's in college and really likes older movies like that. What's it called again?

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Let me know when this aggy troll impression wears thin

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2 hours ago, MoJames said:

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i would suffer through another ten years of tom herman for fifteen minutes with her

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

i would suffer through another ten years of tom herman for fifteen minutes A YEAR with her

FIFY.

1 hour ago, Texas Wahoo said:

If you have the chance to solidify your legacy in No. Fla., you have to do it. You know what they say, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. 

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2 hours ago, MoJames said:

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Uh, who is this?  asking for a friend.  Named...uh, Dennis.  

19 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i would suffer through another ten years of tom herman for fifteen minutes with her

I would only need fifteen seconds

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