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1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:


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Username checks out.

20 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

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Time to get the party started, what are we drinking tonight?

Blanton's

22 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

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Time to get the party started, what are we drinking tonight?

 

13 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Nicole44 is OFFICIALLY the First Lady of the Urban Meyer or Bust thread!!! We need more women around here promoting BDE instead of the tweezer pincher shit Michelle is posting about Finebaum and Turtle on Twitter.

I think on further thought that gif I posted may be a little too racy. Not sure she has the top on when she is on her back. It’s an illusion (something she does in her show). Lulz. My bad and thanks very much for the compliment. Not deserved but I will take it. 

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I honor of Tom’s las game at Texas......i unleashed some BDE on the BGE

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22 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

If y’all have the means to see Dita Von Teese perform live you should. She has made burlesque into something beyond that. 

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I'm not certain, but I think she performed at a bar that I was bartending at in college back around 2013ish. Could be wrong but we had multiple burlesque shows for both audiences. Pretty impressive how strong they are.

So we good with OP dropping a flash grenade in the window and bouncing out or nah?

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

So we good with OP dropping a flash grenade in the window and bouncing out or nah?

I mean, depends on if he's full of shit or not.  A bit of a dick move if you ask me

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

So we good with OP dropping a flash grenade in the window and bouncing out or nah?

Yep. He started it. lol. 

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I mean, depends on if he's full of shit or not.  A bit of a dick move if you ask me

I think he was fucking around.

6 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

I'm not certain, but I think she performed at a bar that I was bartending at in college back around 2013ish. Could be wrong but we had multiple burlesque shows for both audiences. Pretty impressive how strong they are.

That’s cool! Went to a show with a bunch of friends. There is a martini glass thing that she is famous for but I couldn’t find any good pics/gifs of what she does with it and in it.

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Just now, Cashcar said:

Yep, still a dick move though. 

Yep.

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

What'd he do?

He posted the bullshit "just heard we're getting UM!!!!" message at the link below, I guess to teach us all a lesson about how gullible we must be for posting other sources.  BOW I believe has been a nonbeliever so I take it as bullshit.

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5 minutes ago, wood said:

I think he was fucking around.

Is he gonna find out?

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I think on further thought that gif I posted may be a little too racy. Not sure she has the top on when she is on her back. It’s an illusion (something she does in her show). Lulz. My bad and thanks very much for the compliment. Not deserved but I will take it. 

Tassles

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s cool! Went to a show with a bunch of friends. There is a martini glass thing that she is famous for but I couldn’t find any good pics/gifs of what she does with it and in it.

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I went to a show one time where a girl was shooting ping pong balls into a glass, but it wasn't Dita.

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

I went to a show one time where a girl was shooting ping pong balls into a glass, but it wasn't Dita.

Was this in Mexico?

16 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I mean, depends on if he's full of shit or not.  A bit of a dick move if you ask me

Agreed.  Whether real or fucking around it's a shitty move.

2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I went to a show one time where a girl was shooting ping pong balls into a glass, but it wasn't Dita.

Now we're gonna hear everyone's beer-pong with hot chicks stories from here to 1000. LULZ

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Now we're gonna hear everyone's beer-pong with hot chicks stories from here to 1000. LULZ

I don't know how you play beer pong, but this girl wasn't using her hands.

We get Urbz yet? Naw?! Aight imma be back in ten. 

7 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I don't know how you play beer pong, but this girl wasn't using her hands.

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ESPN just suggested that Tylan  Wallace opted out for OSU at halftime, which is hilarious.  Any chance any Texas players opt out at halftime?

5 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

We get Urbz yet? Naw?! Aight imma be back in ten. 

11:30

13 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I went to a show one time where a girl was shooting ping pong balls into a glass, but it wasn't Dita.

Think I was there; She also used a dart gun and a mighty queef to pop balloons around the crowd, no martini glass.. Think she went by Pornthip Von Dita

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

ESPN just suggested that Tylan  Wallace opted out for OSU at halftime, which is hilarious.  Any chance any Texas players opt out at halftime?

Coulda sworn that's happened several times already this year with this team.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Coulda sworn that's happened several times already this year with this team.

Pretty sure Bijan and Wiley opted out at halftime of a couple of games. 

6 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

ESPN just suggested that Tylan  Wallace opted out for OSU at halftime, which is hilarious.  Any chance any Texas players opt out at halftime?

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1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

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2 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

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1 hour ago, Jimbob said:

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Time to get the party started, what are we drinking tonight?

I’ll take me a solo cup full of that Lewy Tray and coke

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just checking in, what my buddy was referring to was the Alamo Bowl is happening!

 

that’s good news! 

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3 hours ago, thecabra said:

There was a high stakes poker game in Austin last night into this morning and part of the conversation around was that getting Urban required a move to the SEC.  Don't know if that is an Urban condition or not but interesting thing is that several of the players said that was already in motion!! Talks have been had with SEVERAL SEC ADs and that they very much prefer UT to ** **.  

True, but you won’t like the outcome. UT and OU to SEC if they drop aggy and pig to make room.  
 

All we have to do is say yes, they can’t wait to drop you weird fucks.  

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

How about we fire Herman and I see if I can get you a guest appearance in the Futureman video??

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2 hours ago, Octavian said:

Anyone heard from @BurntOrange&White since his infamous post? I wanna believe him and he’s been a poster on here for a while so figured someone might know him irl.

I am now choosing to believe that something is happening. I don't know what BO&W heard or why he posted it but I just heard a random outside rumor that maybe, just maybe, some shit may be happening.

1 hour ago, TexasTroll said:

Don’t let it slip your mind her ass smells shitty too!

IDGAF

2 hours ago, immamac said:

you guys know what to do. 

 

Honestly 3 out of the 4 were pretty frickin' hilarious.

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just checking in, what my buddy was referring to was the Alamo Bowl is happening!

 

that’s good news! 

It’s like you want us to hate you

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just checking in, what my buddy was referring to was the Alamo Bowl is happening!

 

that’s good news! 

 

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25 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

ESPN just suggested that Tylan  Wallace opted out for OSU at halftime, which is hilarious.  Any chance any Texas players opt out at halftime?

Surly Folks may all Opt Out at halftime... 😁

30 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

ESPN just suggested that Tylan  Wallace opted out for OSU at halftime, which is hilarious.  Any chance any Texas players opt out at halftime?

I might depending on the score and if I switch to liquor

20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just checking in, what my buddy was referring to was the Alamo Bowl is happening!

 

that’s good news! 

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7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I might depending on the score and if I switch to liquor

I started with liquor , fuck it

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just checking in, what my buddy was referring to was the Alamo Bowl is happening!

 

that’s good news! 

 

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If Urban is a no go this is my list in this order

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26 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Just checking in, what my buddy was referring to was the Alamo Bowl is happening!

 

that’s good news! 

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