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1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

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Perfecting the deal.

I do find fault in the pic. Panty lines! Why is she wearing panties? No bra, no panties. 

36 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What a weird guy also. Never really showing up with her at events and such maintaining he was shy or some shit. Then nails her best friend. Weird deal. 

Proof that for every hot women or man, there is someone who is tired of their shit and looking around. 

1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

Proof that for every hot women or man, there is someone who is tired of their shit and looking around. 

Yep yep. 

 

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

'cole straight up 'trollin

Ha! Lol. 

Who’s the hottest on TV today?

Here is my pick.

She can clean floors, I can only imagine the sandwich she can whip up when given the chance 

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39 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What a weird guy also. Never really showing up with her at events and such maintaining he was shy or some shit. Then nails her best friend. Weird deal. 

Yes, weird sort of like Renee and Kenny type shit. The C&W crowd attracts the perv guys. 

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Yes, weird sort of like Renee and Kenny type shit. The C&W crowd attracts the perv guys. 

Nothing creepier than a fake cowboy. Growing up in the Panhandle you can spot them a mile away. Lulz. 

4 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I do find fault in the pic. Panty lines! Why is she wearing panties? No bra, no panties. 

Looks like a belly chain to me. 

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3 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Looks like a belly chain to me. 

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i think you are correct

4 minutes ago, HornoSapiens said:

Urban renewal.

 

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holy crap is that spinnershells?

4 minutes ago, HornoSapiens said:

Urban renewal.

 

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Just now, Bevo said:

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Coulda been one doh. 

13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

holy crap is that spinnershells?

He wishes

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Dude seriously outkicked his coverage.

Edit: probably not the groom. Nevermind. 

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Dude seriously outkicked his coverage.

Based on the insurance salesmen garb, I'm assuming this isn't the groom.

46 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Has anyone headed anything more on the Coaching search? My neighbors already shooting off fireworks. Everyone ready for this turd of a year to be over. 

You live in a Mexican neighborhood?

6 minutes ago, Assman said:

Based on the insurance salesmen garb, I'm assuming this isn't the groom.

Yeah caught that after the post.

1 minute ago, Kurt Bowels said:

You live in a Mexican neighborhood?

 

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38 minutes ago, HornoSapiens said:

Urban renewal.

 

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I hope Urban Meyer is introduced by photobombing Tom Herman's firing mugshot.

yeah I think thats what ill do



13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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They pop the crackers before and after every bleeping holiday, even Christmas.  It's like living in a bullet-ridden, cartel run Mexican town every holiday season.

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In a totally non-thirsty way... @Nicole44 may have the biggest dick up in this mother fucker

2 minutes ago, pops said:

In a totally non-thirsty way... @Nicole44 may have the biggest dick up in this mother fucker

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BTW, love visiting Mexico.  Cool culture, beautiful spots and hot senoritas.

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If anything, the last two games showed us that we had the talent in 2020. What we didn't have was a coaching staff with the brains and fortitude to make this talent-laden team a champion. The staff simply did not put in the hard work required to beat the good teams. They felt their way thru the season making mistake after mistake until things finally came together - way too late to give these kids what they deserved. This is all on Tom Herman. He failed these kids. Period. We will never beat Oklahoma as long as our coaching staff is inferior to theirs. Tom's Gotta Go.

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I’m glad I don’t have to deal with junk. Boobs are enough for me. Lol. Y’all are pretty cool. I think mostly my divorce made me realize life is way too short and so I don’t sweat the small shit as much anymore and am just myself for better or worse. Cuts all the bullshit. Just be me and if peeps don’t like me it’s actually freeing. Cuz I’m like I don’t waste a minutes thought on it. Like who gives a fuck? That’s what’s changed about me the most since I started posting. Probably shouldn’t have posted all the pics of me I guess but I’ve been posting for years and finally thought, “Fuck it!” Lulz. 
 

anyway, Urban or fucking Bust! The Plan B names are dwindling even more. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m glad I don’t have to deal with junk. Boobs are enough for me. Lol. Y’all are pretty cool. I think mostly my divorce made me realize life is way too short and so I don’t sweat the small shit as much anymore and am just myself for better or worse. Cuts all the bullshit. Just be me and if peeps don’t like me it’s actually freeing. Cuz I’m like I don’t waste a minutes thought on it. Like who gives a fuck? That’s what’s changed about me the most since I started posting. Probably shouldn’t have posted all the pics of me I guess but I’ve been posting for years and finally thought, “Fuck it!” Lulz. 
 

anyway, Urban or fucking Bust! The Plan B names are dwindling even more. 

I'd give you a like, but apparently I'm a poors on this site. 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Farm girls are willing to slide on a latex glove, lube up, and do some things your Hollywood types would look down upon as dirty and beneath them.

I'm sure a lot of dudes in Hollywood are willing to do some prostate massaging

With our talent and UM, we beat OU next year and they'll be somewhere in the top 3 when we play them

I guess you can certainly scratch Mullen off the list. Good, not a fan anyway.

9 hours ago, Griff said:

Just did my part and sacrificed my arteries at lunch with a McRib combo to help bring Urban to Austin to lead us back to the promised land.  

Eating a McRib is an arterial fisting....

So, presuming Clemson kicks tosu's ass Friday, pick the day we announce Herman's firing.

Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or does it happen the week after?

I'll say Wednesday

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4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

So, presuming Clemson kicks tosu's ass Saturday, pick the day we announce Herman's firing.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or does it happen the week after?

I'll say Wednesday

Que?

5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

So, presuming Clemson kicks tosu's ass Saturday, pick the day we announce Herman's firing.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or does it happen the week after?

I'll say Wednesday

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5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

So, presuming Clemson kicks tosu's ass Saturday, pick the day we announce Herman's firing.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or does it happen the week after?

I'll say Wednesday

Tuesday. It gives him time to see if any cant miss jobs open in the NFL on Monday and when that doesn't happen he'll come home to us. 

3 minutes ago, sdm said:

Que?

fuck, i presume football is a saturday thing, OK Friday. Fixed it and added choices

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12 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

With our talent and UM, we beat OU next year and they'll be somewhere in the top 3 when we play them

That's girthy energy right there.

7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I guess you can certainly scratch Mullen off the list. Good, not a fan anyway.

Yep. Urban or Bust. Also, have a feeling we will be seeing a similar beat down of Notredame but there will be more excuses for BK than there are for Mullen. Not to excuse Mullen but he knew his team wasn’t gonna give a fuck if they weren’t playing for the CFP. He said as much when the regular season ended. And it was obvious that the team gave up early on. Didn’t even show up tonite really. Honestly I am Urban or Bust. But of all the HCs out there not named Urban, Lincoln Riley is damn good. And he’s young. But he’s NFL bound unless he wants to be like Stoops and stay for a long time. Fuck all Plan B options! 
 

Urban is the way. He is the only way! 

12 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I guess you can certainly scratch Mullen off the list. Good, not a fan anyway.

I mean can you? I’d still take him as long as he has a solid DC hire. I mean it was one game. If anything this would make him more available right? Either way won’t happen with the show clause and everything else but still, it is just one game

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