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1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

You should all have @David Dennisonon ignore he’s a total buffoon.

Yup

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4 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

You should all have @David Dennisonon ignore he’s a total buffoon.

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

futureman and I are the best posters on this board and it's not even close.

 

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Fat Pat is only 60. Would figure outside of a cardiac event he has 7-10 years left at a  minimum (and he will decide when he leaves that place) so not sure on that timeline something like Freeze becoming the TCU coach is really an issue.  

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45 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They are opinions. I, unlike other people here, make absolutely no claim to inside information.

But Nick Saban was never coming to Texas. 

 

So what you're basically saying here is that since you knew nothing, your opinion is better than those who did? That you somehow are more correct because you, unlike they, haven't a fact on your side?

That's not merely stupid. That's being stupid on purpose. That's celebrating and promoting idiocy. Jesus H Christ, I've got a nice long record of truly idiotic takes, but at least I've got the decency to be embarrassed by them.

You are bad and should feel bad.

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12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

futureman and I are the best posters on this board and it's not even close.

Y'all are the bookends on a 2-prong dong

Just now, Rimbo said:

 

So what you're basically saying here is that since you knew nothing, your opinion is better than those who did? That you somehow are more correct because you, unlike they, haven't a fact on your side?

That's not merely stupid. That's being stupid on purpose. That's celebrating and promoting idiocy. Jesus H Christ, I've got a nice long record of truly idiotic takes, but at least I've got the decency to be embarrassed by them.

You are bad and should feel bad.

No, I'm pretty sure I'm allsome.

Just now, David Dennison said:

No, I'm pretty sure I'm allsome.

There you go again, believing things despite having no evidence to support it and mountains of evidence against...

On the Saban front, I have a source on the Alabama staff (not a coach but the support staff) and most assuredly there was a point where Saban was coming to Texas.  

Tom Hicks himself said it on the Ticket podcast, so anyone saying it wasn’t going to happen needs to go argue with one of our most powerful and involved donors.
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

There you go again, believing things despite having no evidence to support it and mountains of evidence against...

Scroll up. There's loads of evidence to support it. It's internet message board mastery.

5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Y'all are the bookends on a 2-prong dong

David licks futureman's fingers after he's done fisting himself

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Scroll up. There's loads of evidence to support it. It's internet message board mastery.

Well, hell, nobody else would believe it if you don't. Maybe futureman

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Well, hell, nobody else would believe it if you don't. Maybe futureman

Great minds think alike.

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


Tom Hicks himself said it on the Ticket podcast, so anyone saying it wasn’t going to happen needs to go argue with one of our most powerful and involved donors.

Yea there is also that.  I'm not sure why this is such a hotly debated deal. 

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30 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

futureman and I are the best posters on this board and it's not even close.

 

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4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yea there is also that.  I'm not sure why this is such a hotly debated deal. 

That darn Mack Brown. His face turned bright red!

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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2 for 1

That’s actually the first time I’ve ever laughed at a @David Dennisonpost.  Still not taking him off ignore.  Salt on!!!

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

They are opinions. I, unlike other people here, make absolutely no claim to inside information.

But Nick Saban was never coming to Texas. 

Neither is Urban Meyer.

No idea about Urban, but you're dead wrong about Saban. 

21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Great minds think alike.

Don't mediocre minds think alike, too?

Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

No idea about Urban, but you're dead wrong about Saban. 

If I am, then I have every reason to be pessimistic about the decisions being made regarding the future of Texas football.

2 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

How I imagine DD

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Except Ted is actually smart. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

If I am, then I have every reason to be pessimistic about the decisions being made regarding the future of Texas football.

 

 

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I'm a fucking genius.

So go get a room with yourself, Tom.

Just now, Cuernavaca said:

So go get a room with yourself, Tom.

I'm busy preparing for the Louisiana game.

31 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


Tom Hicks himself said it on the Ticket podcast, so anyone saying it wasn’t going to happen needs to go argue with one of our most powerful and involved donors.

At least used to be. But Hicks was no different than the poor sap who goes to the strip club and thinks he has a gf. He literally thought Mack would be impressed that Saban would want to take the reins while Mack moved to an admin role. He was so used to Mack deep throating his dick and cupping his balls he couldnt imagine Mack would ever go against such an idea. Painful chapter in our mostly lame history. 

32 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

David licks futureman's fingers after he's done fisting himself

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37 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


Tom Hicks himself said it on the Ticket podcast, so anyone saying it wasn’t going to happen needs to go argue with one of our most powerful and involved donors.

yeah but what would tom hicks know? does he post on surly? if not, he knows shitall.

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm a fucking a genius.

FIFY.  also known as fisterman.

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8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm a fucking genius.

I've had the good fortune to meet a lot of really smart folks in my life. One thing they all had in common was they didn't have to tell me they were smart. 

31 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yea there is also that.  I'm not sure why this is such a hotly debated deal. 

It's because people are stupid.

9 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Players, not the entire team, what Mullen did was unforgivable.

Glad to know that you think that throwing a player under the bus for your own screwups is forgivable.

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42 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yea there is also that.  I'm not sure why this is such a hotly debated deal. 

It’s like when you’re about to take that 10 home to fuck and then you get cockblocked by an ex and then no one believes you actually had a shot with the 10

12 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Glad to know that you think that throwing a player under the bus for your own screwups is forgivable.

I give up, you obviously are confused about what I am saying.

7 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Got a feeling '21 is gonna be a good year.

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

I do that because I'm allsome.

You are and have always been a bitch.  Stick to the CR.  

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