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8 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Got a feeling '21 is gonna be a good year.

 

 

Always loved this song.  Pete telling him, get on it at :32.

Yes!

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Night crew. Bring me up to speed. Just got done golfing. 

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Just now, pops said:

Night crew. Bring me up to speed. Just got done golfing. 

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Nice course! where?

1 minute ago, pops said:

Night crew. Bring me up to speed. Just got done golfing. 

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Things remain the same, I’m gassy and drinking champagne. Probably going to heat up a frozen pizza in a couple minutes

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Nice course! where?
Looks like the Champion's Cypress Creek course in Houston. Though, I have been drinking since 9 this morning, so I may be wrong.
6 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

Nice course! where?

Mesquite,  NV

9 minutes ago, pops said:

Night crew. Bring me up to speed. Just got done golfing. 

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Tamales and whiskey.

Good album title 🤷🏽‍♂️

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Mesquite,  NV

I was going to guess St. George

4 minutes ago, pops said:

Mesquite,  NV

Wolf Creek?  If so, love that course. 

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Wolf Creek?  If so, love that course. 

No. Falcon ridge. It's a piece of shit but the views on the back are pretty good. 

3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I was going to guess St. George

Good guess. I'm back in st george now. 

Just now, pops said:

No. Falcon ridge. It's a piece of shit but the views on the back are pretty good. 

I spent a week there playing golf one year.  I’ve played that one too.  

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Sausage and chicken gumbo 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, pops said:

Night crew. Bring me up to speed. Just got done golfing. 

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dicks are hard, pussies are wet, i gotta bottle of Jack, a hors d'oeuvres platter and a box of wipes and my silk boxers on

I'm here for the gang bang 

let's fuck

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:


Tom Hicks himself said it on the Ticket podcast, so anyone saying it wasn’t going to happen needs to go argue with one of our most powerful and involved donors.

Well if we are quoting Tom Hicks, he also said in writing in an interview that after speaking with Mack he told Sabans agent that we weren't interested 8 months before Mack was fired after talking to Mack.  Then after they canned Mack the damage was already done and Saban wasn't interested.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.al.com/sports/2019/07/nick-saban-was-interested-in-texas-job-at-one-time-former-regent-tom-hicks-says.html%3foutputType=amp

33 minutes ago, pops said:

Good guess. I'm back in st george now. 

Utah?

Maybe it’s the sparkling grape juice talking but can someone remind me why we are waiting  to fire TH. I understood the whole not before NSD1, I kind of fell for the buyout reduction day. I then agreed with the not until after the Alamo Bowl. So are we going to wait until after all games are played in NCAA, NFL, CFL, XFL and most likely any arena leagues that are still in operation and I hear we waiting for some YMCA flag football championships to finish up. But seriously what are we waiting for now? Are we going to wait until after the Draft before any real decisions can be made. Just fire his ass. It’s real easy. What difference does it make, the bastard is getting paid no matter what we do from this point. He is an infection, a super bug with no cure. He is like MRSA, Covid-19 and Syphilis all rolled into one clown ass coach.  
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Merry New Year!

2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Maybe it’s the sparkling grape juice talking but can someone remind me why we are waiting  to fire TH. I understood the whole not before NSD1, I kind of fell for the buyout reduction day. I then agreed with the not until after the Alamo Bowl. So are we going to wait until after all games are played in NCAA, NFL, CFL, XFL and most likely any arena leagues that are still in operation and I hear we waiting for some YMCA flag football championships to finish up. But seriously what are we waiting for now? Are we going to wait until after the Draft before any real decisions can be made. Just fire his ass. It’s real easy. What difference does it make, the bastard is getting paid no matter what we do from this point. He is an infection, a super bug with no cure. He is like MRSA, Covid-19 and Syphilis all rolled into one clown ass coach.  
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Merry New Year!

The whales are still coaching.

 

1 hour ago, pops said:

Night crew. Bring me up to speed. Just got done golfing. 

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I used to play out at Hancock a few times a week. Parrots, water moccasins, and homeless dudes selling golf balls. We lived at Fiesta Place on 42nd and A. Miss the walks down the Alley behind Bluebonnet Court to buy beer from Tang. That guy lived at the store and usually didn't open until around noon.

 

36 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The whales are still coaching.

 

And you're San Diego.

34 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Maybe it’s the sparkling grape juice talking but can someone remind me why we are waiting  to fire TH. I understood the whole not before NSD1, I kind of fell for the buyout reduction day. I then agreed with the not until after the Alamo Bowl. So are we going to wait until after all games are played in NCAA, NFL, CFL, XFL and most likely any arena leagues that are still in operation and I hear we waiting for some YMCA flag football championships to finish up. But seriously what are we waiting for now? Are we going to wait until after the Draft before any real decisions can be made. Just fire his ass. It’s real easy. What difference does it make, the bastard is getting paid no matter what we do from this point. He is an infection, a super bug with no cure. He is like MRSA, Covid-19 and Syphilis all rolled into one clown ass coach.  
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Merry New Year!

As far as I can tell it's for either A) damage control so that we can control the narrative as we can try to find a coach that'll actually come here without having several of them publicly turning us down over and over and it appearing as though we have to settle on our 5th choice, or B) we are waiting for Urban because he dictates the timeline even though we have an oral agreement or C) we are waiting for Campbell or someone else who's team is still playing "meaningful games" to have their season end.   But bottom line is we are not wanting to leave our d!cks swinging in the wind without a replacement already basically in place. 

At least I hope those are the only reasons.  Some would have you believe that Herman will be our coach next season.  I pray they are mistaken. 

1 hour ago, Cuernavaca said:

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"Be Careful With A Fool" One of the best blistering electric blues cuts ever put on wax. Also, good advice for anyone hanging around on The Surl.

RIP, Johnny.

 

Well if we are quoting Tom Hicks, he also said in writing in an interview that after speaking with Mack he told Sabans agent that we weren't interested 8 months before Mack was fired after talking to Mack.  Then after they canned Mack the damage was already done and Saban wasn't interested.
 
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.al.com/sports/2019/07/nick-saban-was-interested-in-texas-job-at-one-time-former-regent-tom-hicks-says.html%3foutputType=amp

Correct. Hicks said that too. Basically said Mack ruined it. And somehow our BoR, AD, President and boosters all stood by and let him do it, which makes no sense to me.
5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


Correct. Hicks said that too. Basically said Mack ruined it. And somehow our BoR, AD, President and boosters all stood by and let him do it, which makes no sense to me.

You're right. It doesn't make sense.

Happy New Years everyone!

Urban or bust

48 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Correct. Hicks said that too. Basically said Mack ruined it. And somehow our BoR, AD, President and boosters all stood by and let him do it, which makes no sense to me.

Because we're Texas?

Mesquite,  NV

Wolf Creek? Love that place.


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Kids are asleep, wife is as well (no pics). I'm finishing the bottle of champagne. Happy new year you degenerates. Urban will.be our coach in a couple weeks

Urban Meyer’s comin’ to town...

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Happy New Year! He’s coming bitches!

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Happy New Year.  New Year's Wish: Urban Meyer as next Texas HC

1 minute ago, The Tower said:

Happy New Year.  New Year's Wish: Urban Meyer as next Texas HC

That's not a wish. That's a fact.

Happy new year. Goodbye 2020, Hermensa and Hello Urban Meyer!

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10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I would take Muschamp back in a heartbeat. I'll post more about Muschamp/Kelly on the Kelly thread, as I just bullshitted with a buddy that talked to WM directly and it's germane to that thread and not this one.

some seem to forget, it was tom herman OC at iowa st who wrecked muschamp's defense and put tom herman on the train that eventually brought him here.. both failures, don't want either

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6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

That's not a wish. That's a fact.

Strong BDE to go along with NYE.

 

Just now, TexMexBuddha said:

Happy new year. Goodbye 2020, Hermensa and Hello Urban Meyer!

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I read that in the Chapelle “Tiger Woods,” voice.

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So at 12:01 Herman made it to 2021, CDC kept his word, and it’s go time?

Happy New Year!

Here's hoping 2021 will be better!

Urban to Texas!!

25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Because we're Texas?

no because we're....Cal.

Happy New Year Night Crew, and Day Crew.

Sounds like Vietnam in my hood.

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we can finally say Urban Meyer will be our coach this year. Happy New Year night shift

Happy New Year.  Fuck the haters.  Urban is ours. 

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2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

no because we're....Cal.

stop this we will never be fucking Cal,  Michigan perhaps but never fucking CAl they've never done shit

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Happy New Year Night Crew, and Day Crew.

Sounds like Vietnam in my hood.

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Best wishes for a safe, healthy, and prosperous 2021 fellow Surlyites! And always bring that BDE!

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He's making his list, checking it twice. 

Gotta wait for the couch burners to lose. 

Urban Meyer is coming to town. 

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