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Happy New Year, assholes! And I mean that in the best possible way...

That Urban freight train is rollin' our way. Get onboard or gtfo the way.

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Just checking in, it’s 2021, has Tom Herman been fired yet?

Any word on the new Texas Longhorns football coach, Urban Meyers?

Asking for a friend.

Fuck all the bullshit boys. It's Urban Meyer!!!🤘

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Kids are asleep, wife is as well (no pics)

Yeah, no you should probably check her phone.

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:


Correct. Hicks said that too. Basically said Mack ruined it. And somehow our BoR, AD, President and boosters all stood by and let him do it, which makes no sense to me.

What don’t you understand? The AD and the President had no idea about the Saban stuff. They found out the same time Mack did, and Mack threw an absolute shit fit. Did you miss the part where Joe Jamail was threatening to sue the school on Mack’s behalf? Where Mack’s little Dallas butt buddy Duval raised hell? 

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Urban’s making a Casey Thompson sandwich right now with extra Bijan mustard.

Happy New Year you crazy bastards.

Get Urban here by sunrise.

Urban’s making a Casey Thompson sandwich right now with extra Bijan mustard.

Happy New Year you crazy bastards.

Get Urban here by sunrise.
He says he wants a perfect situation before he returns to coaching. He won't find a situation much better than this. We have everything. Except the right corch.

Checking in to say Happy New Year to all you degenerates. Also giving a special Hook ‘Em because we are getting Urban Fucking Meyer!!  So everyone on your feet...I said Urban fucking Meyer!!!  Fuck the haters. 
 

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Finally, 2021 is here, the year of the Meyer.  (just turned 12:01 in Alaska) Now the entire country is in 2021, I think. 

6 minutes ago, orangecat92 said:

Finally, 2021 is here, the year of the Meyer.  (just turned 12:01 in Alaska) Now the entire country is in 2021, I think. 

Happy New Year Degenerates 

14 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

That is nowhere near the same thing as saying you team didn't even play a game last night and you know it. Everyone hates Herman, I get it, I do to but lets not over exaggerate his douchebaggery. You can get outplayed and not outcoached. So if you say we got outplayed you are throwing your team under the bus? I played baseball at a fairly high level in high school, lost in a state championship and semi-finals in 2 separate years. We never went undefeated, lost some games due to coaching decisions but for the most part we got beat when we got outplayed, which was rare. Football is no different.

If you remember that game though, we were very clearly outcoached. And when asked about that possibility in the post game news conference, he actually looked insulted that anyone would even think of that possibility. 

2021. BDE or GTFO

 

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Is today the day we finally see movement?  

Or are we just whistling Dixie?

35 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Is today the day we finally see movement?  

Or are we just whistling Dixie?

It’s always tomorrow. That way we never lose hope.

5 hours ago, Caddox said:

What don’t you understand? The AD and the President had no idea about the Saban stuff. They found out the same time Mack did, and Mack threw an absolute shit fit. Did you miss the part where Joe Jamail was threatening to sue the school on Mack’s behalf? Where Mack’s little Dallas butt buddy Duval raised hell? 

Sounds toxic

I guess saban will have a new "analyst" soon? :)

7 hours ago, CowtownHorn said:

Happy New Year! He’s coming bitches!

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1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Is today the day we finally see movement?  

Or are we just whistling Dixie?

I just had a double dose of Metamucil, so I certainly hope so.

And today's topic is...breast reduction! Because that exists apparently. My new gal told me she had it done some years back. My range of emotions for the rest of the conversation:

 

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Dropping in this morning to wish everyone Happy New Year and the obligatory...

 

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4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

And today's topic is...breast reduction! Because that exists apparently. My new gal told me she had it done some years back. My range of emotions for the rest of the conversation:

Lost a chick i hung out with in college to breast reduction. She was healthy, but no one wanted to hang out with her anymore.

You down with BDE?

 

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17 minutes ago, Ryno said:

Lost a chick i hung out with in college to breast reduction. She was healthy, but no one wanted to hang out with her anymore.

We need to spread awareness about this. It's a danger to society as we know it.

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Changed motto. Likely only necessary for today. 

Change it tomorrow, welcome to Surly leave your feelings at the door.

29 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

And today's topic is...breast reduction! Because that exists apparently. My new gal told me she had it done some years back. My range of emotions for the rest of the conversation:

 

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No pics? I is disappoint

14 hours ago, RGBIII said:

My thinking at this point is we are waiting for both ND and OSU to be eliminated (hopefully tomorrow) then we turn up the heat on BK. Things start progressing and we tell UM, “look there are probably 3 CFB jobs you will ever take and this one won’t be available for years because we have someone lined up. If you want to coach at this level again, this is your last chance and we are giving you absolutely everything you have ever asked for. If not here and now, it’s never...are you sure?” Then we wait...

Let’s just hope this isn’t the position our people think they can negotiate from.

23 minutes ago, Ryno said:

Lost a chick i hung out with in college to breast reduction. She was healthy, but no one wanted to hang out with her anymore.

My ex threatened to leave me unless I got a penis reduction 

1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

Let’s just hope this isn’t the position our people think they can negotiate from.

I'm sure RGBIII is paraphrasing, but I doubt we'll need to leverage BK to get UM.

2 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Is today the day we finally see movement?  

Or are we just whistling Dixie?

Hoping for an OSU loss and the announcement on Jan 2nd during the UNC/Aggy game, completely stealing the day from both. 

5 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Let’s just hope this isn’t the position our people think they can negotiate from.

Obviously this isn’t exactly how the situation would play out but I am also confident that they will get down the road with a candidate (guessing BK) and make a phone call to either slam the mother fucker shut or open it back up

14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

My ex threatened to leave me unless I got a penis reduction 

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20 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Found the Herman bit I was looking for after the loss to Maryland and their crab cakes! 
 

Texas, Herman said Monday, was like the simple but brutish Lennie from Steinbeck's classic "Of Mice and Men." The Longhorns tried so hard to win that they killed their chance to do it.

"Lennie wanted so badly to touch the rabbit and play with the rabbit -- he squeezed it so hard, he killed the rabbit," Herman said, noting he told linebacker Gary Johnson to read the book. "I know that seems maybe out there a little bit. I think that's what the first quarter was. We wanted it so badly, we got in our own way quite a bit."

Herman mangled the analogy a bit. In the novel, Lennie kills a puppy, a mouse and a woman and only dreams of rabbits. And Lennie gets killed at the end.

But at 7-7 over his first 14 games at Texas, too many more losses could prompt lectures on other Steinbeck titles, such as the "The Grapes of Wrath" or "The Winter of Our Discontent."

"This one game will not define us. How we grow from it and respond to it will," Herman said.

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I was never a Herman gal but genuinely wanted him to succeed because the alternative is what we are faced with now. But it was after this presser that I was like, “ya fuck off dipshit!”

Bring me UM! Let’s go! Urban or bust damnit! 

The team wasn’t Lennie

 

Herman was 

 

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17 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Obviously this isn’t exactly how the situation would play out but I am also confident that they will get down the road with a candidate (guessing BK) and make a phone call to either slam the mother fucker shut or open it back up

Enough with that LDE 

19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Obviously this isn’t exactly how the situation would play out but I am also confident that they will get down the road with a candidate (guessing BK) and make a phone call to either slam the mother fucker shut or open it back up

It’s also quite possible in these situations that BK and UM have spoken or are talking about the offers they are getting. Especially since neither actually needs the job so to speak...ya know if we are just throwing shit out there

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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43 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Change it tomorrow, "Welcome to Surly. leave Fuck your feelings at the door."

Fify

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Really hope tOSU loses today.

19 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Speaking of the old days, man after watching Deon Beasley in spring practice I thought he was the next big thing.

On the plus side a couple of early (and exclusivee) offer RBs wound up elite DL

2 minutes ago, jofus said:

Really hope tOSU loses today.

Really hope tOSU loses every game they ever play.

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