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#41003
47 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

No pics? I is disappoint

You don’t wanna see pics. They have big scars. 

#41006
Just now, nnm
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

to be fair, i hope this thread passes the fucking CR thread and an actual sports thread is the #1 longest thread on this site as opposed to a fucking political thread.

 

 

Is this a sports thread? Maybe 20%

Let's be honest, that's a bit high percentage wise.

#41008
And today's topic is...breast reduction! Because that exists apparently. My new gal told me she had it done some years back. My range of emotions for the rest of the conversation:
 
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If you consider boobs, then UT is also scheduled for a boob reduction, in the football program in 2021!
#41009
15 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

So, as early as could be reasonably expected or as late as could be reasonably expected. Cool

Now gimme $9.95!

#41013
1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

And today's topic is...breast reduction! Because that exists apparently. My new gal told me she had it done some years back. My range of emotions for the rest of the conversation:

 

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And the scaring.  Smh

#41015

Happy New Year! 2021! Great day for some football. Got my black eyed peas and cabbage (not a fan of either but for good luck and money). And sausage. 
 

Urban is happening. I believe! Urban or Bust. 
 

New topics: Friend Jessica who is 4’11” had a breast reduction. Double D to a C. 
 

What is your favorite frozen pizza? Mine is Home Run Inn. It’s damn good. JMO. I feel like it has the best crust. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thrillist.com/amphtml/eat/nation/the-best-frozen-pizza-digiorno-freschetta-and-more-thrillist-nation

#41016
33 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

So, as early as could be reasonably expected or as late as could be reasonably expected. Cool

Define "reasonably".

Happy New Year everyone!!!!

#41017
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What is your favorite frozen pizza? Mine is Home Run Inn. It’s damn good. JMO. I feel like it has the best crust. 

Midtown by HEB. Great crust and we add italian sausage, cherry tomatoes, grilled onions, basil, and havarti.

#41019
6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Happy New Year! 2021! Great day for some football. Got my black eyed peas and cabbage (not a fan of either but for good luck and money). And sausage. 

I’m going with ham, black-eyed peas, and cornbread. I know it’s tradition, but New Year’s Day is probably the lamest holiday meal of the year. At least there’s alcohol, football, and Surly posting.

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#41021
18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

New topics: Friend Jessica who is 4’11” had a breast reduction. Double D to a C. 
 

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#41022
29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Happy New Year! 2021! Great day for some football. Got my black eyed peas and cabbage (not a fan of either but for good luck and money). And sausage. 
 

Urban is happening. I believe! Urban or Bust. 
 

New topics: Friend Jessica who is 4’11” had a breast reduction. Double D to a C. 
 

What is your favorite frozen pizza? Mine is Home Run Inn. It’s damn good. JMO. I feel like it has the best crust. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thrillist.com/amphtml/eat/nation/the-best-frozen-pizza-digiorno-freschetta-and-more-thrillist-nation

Pics of Jessica preferably before but I’m not picky

#41023

I rented the cabana by the pool today that has a television ready to watch football most of the day. My wife is very pleased with me, obviously. 

#41024
2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I rented the cabana by the pool today that has a television ready to watch football most of the day. My wife is very pleased with me, obviously. 

I feel like this was good planning on your part. No doubt u have McRibs and Twinkies in your cabana also. 

#41025
5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I rented the cabana by the pool today that has a television ready to watch football most of the day. My wife is very pleased with me, obviously. 

I'm sure you'll make it up to her with the private catamaran excursion at sunset.

#41026
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I feel like this was good planning on your part. No doubt u have McRibs and Twinkies in your cabana also. 

...and PBR. He'll need beverages, too.

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#41029

Any thought to the notion that it would actually be good for tOSU to win the whole damn thing when it comes to Urban?  I know seems highly unlikely and would make us wait longer (but fuck at this point we've been waiting since the Friday after TG) BUT a win would sort of shut the door on the Urban era, somebody else (Day) did it, the coaches there that Urban could want to swipe may not have that "do it on our own" ghost to chase (I still think waiting around for tOSU is retarded if you want to coach at Texas but whatevs) and be more willing to look for a new challenge.  

I dunno just throwing out less depressing topics to discuss than the abortion that is breast reduction.  

#41030
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I feel like this was good planning on your part. No doubt u have McRibs and Twinkies in your cabana also. 


My wife has even less tolerance for that kind of food than I do. Me watching football at our resort today is the compromise of forcing me to travel during the holidays. 

#41031
4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Any thought to the notion that it would actually be good for tOSU to win the whole damn thing when it comes to Urban?  I know seems highly unlikely and would make us wait longer (but fuck at this point we've been waiting since the Friday after TG) BUT a win would sort of shut the door on the Urban era, somebody else (Day) did it, the coaches there that Urban could want to swipe may not have that "do it on our own" ghost to chase (I still think waiting around for tOSU is retarded if you want to coach at Texas but whatevs) and be more willing to look for a new challenge.  

I dunno just throwing out less depressing topics to discuss than the abortion that is breast reduction.  

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I'm tired of waiting and don't give a fuck about tOSU or Ryan Day's ghosts

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#41033

I have it on good authority Urban's smoking a brisket on the side today while watching the games. It's totally happening. 

#41035
6 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

I have it on good authority Urban's smoking a brisket on the side today while watching the games. It's totally happening. 

Ohio brisket?

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#41037
17 minutes ago, immamac said:

What beach?


Cabo. Pic from breakfast. No McRib on menu. 
 

 

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#41039
16 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I have no idea who this is but:

 

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Also what's for dinner? For moi, steak, lobster, crab legs, champayo, borubon.

It’s the first sign of someone publicly saying that they’ve cleared a deal with their guy. Trickles will undoubtedly continue. If OSU and ND lose today and we still don’t hear much, then it’s either Tom Herman or Dabo Swinney. 

In other words, I remain all in on the logic that it is Urban Meyer and has been the whole way. 

10 hours ago, alphahorn said:

some seem to forget, it was tom herman OC at iowa st who wrecked muschamp's defense and put tom herman on the train that eventually brought him here.. both failures, don't want either

If judging coaches based on single game performances is your thing, I’m not going to try to convince of the stupidity of that so have at it. Nonetheless, Will Muschamp has never been a “failure” as a DC and even vaguely attempting to reference otherwise is fucking laughable. Yet here you are, outright saying it. We all need a uniform signature when responding to posts like this that say “I’m posting with Stupid.” Similar to the shirt your wife wears when you guys vacation in Biloxi or Branson. 

#41041
20 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Any thought to the notion that it would actually be good for tOSU to win the whole damn thing when it comes to Urban?  I know seems highly unlikely and would make us wait longer (but fuck at this point we've been waiting since the Friday after TG) BUT a win would sort of shut the door on the Urban era, somebody else (Day) did it, the coaches there that Urban could want to swipe may not have that "do it on our own" ghost to chase (I still think waiting around for tOSU is retarded if you want to coach at Texas but whatevs) and be more willing to look for a new challenge.  

I dunno just throwing out less depressing topics to discuss than the abortion that is breast reduction.  

Honestly, whether we get UM or not, everyone on the tOSU side has been so cunty through this process (as if they own UM and they are such the epitome of jobs it's laughable to think he might consider ever coaching again) that I want to see their hearts ripped out again.  The only reason I rooted for them against Northwestern is it served the purpose of getting to see massive aggy tears about the playoff.

#41042
2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

No pics? I is disappoint

Well the only degenerates (wo)man enough to share on here are @Nicole44and @troph so I'd share with them.

 

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#41046
29 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


My wife has even less tolerance for that kind of food than I do. Me watching football at our resort today is the compromise of forcing me to travel during the holidays. 

So u do have some secret stash of junk food. I’m reading between the lines. It’s probably elk beef jerky and sun dried tomato crisps. But you have a stash. I know this. Same as how I know Urban is happening! 

#41048
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So u do have some secret stash of junk food. I’m reading between the lines. It’s probably elk beef jerky and sun dried tomato crisps. But you have a stash. I know this. Same as how I know Urban is happening! 


Mexican food is my kryptonite and Baja food in particular. I got a hall pass to eat all of the fish tacos I could stomach this week. If Urban is our coach I will destroy a McRib and post one of those pictures with the sandwich next to a gun and bottle of bourbon like everyone else and be happy about it.  

#41050
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Ohio brisket would probably be sliced raw, oven baked, then topped with ketchup and cottage cheese. 

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