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34 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Anyone else look at that mountain on the right and see a boob?

With a scar from the reduction

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3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

They just interviewed Harsin in a suite at the Auburn/Northwestern game. Having Urban in a Texas polo whole Thompson threw dimes may have been the most euphoric event of our lifetimes. 

Would be second to 4th and 5

32 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

I’ll trade you vacations spots.  I’m tired of being cold

 

 

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We normally ski this week but you had to schedule lift reservations weeks out and I’m terrible about that kind of stuff. It’s probably pretty awesome though being on the mountain when it’s only 50% capacity? 

39 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

This has to be the worse looking brisket ever “cooked” by someone calling himself a Texan. 

*worst

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

My ex threatened to leave me unless I got a penis reduction 

How inconsiderate of him.

Checking in on this thread for the first time in a couple hundred pages... Is there any LEGITIMATE reason to believe Urban still might happen?  Or is this talk about as relevant to reality as the Realignment thread?

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Checking in on this thread for the first time in a couple hundred pages... Is there any LEGITIMATE reason to believe Urban still might happen?  Or is this talk about as relevant to reality as the Realignment thread?

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7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

*worst

Going off of this thread, the worst cooks in here make better brisket than that. That guy deserves to be exiled for life for making that abomination and then documenting it with pics.

Also that picture needs to be spoilered. Would rather watch Human Centipede than look at that shit.

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28 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

More selfies less sausage. Thanks in advance.

I have my New Year’s one ready...for the good news! Urban is happening! Urban or Bust! 

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7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Checking in on this thread for the first time in a couple hundred pages... Is there any LEGITIMATE reason to believe Urban still might happen?  Or is this talk about as relevant to reality as the Realignment thread?

It's happening. 

55 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

After chasing hard for UM and failing supposedly why would a BK level hire or lower create this type of excitement? BK is a hire to get excited about but the guys who put everything on the line for UM would only have this reaction if he said yes IMO

Also the humidor mentioned that their sources were all being cryptic about a hire being made. If it was Kelly they wouldn't need to be so quite about it all because they were the ones to flat out say Kelly was the leader. And Sark is only an OC so no need to be cryptic if he was the guy. So far only Urban Meyer would require cryptic messages. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I have my New Year’s one ready...for the good news! Urban is happening! Urban or. It’s!

New Year's selfie or sausage?

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Checking in on this thread for the first time in a couple hundred pages... Is there any LEGITIMATE reason to believe Urban still might happen?  Or is this talk about as relevant to reality as the Realignment thread?

Fluid level still reads Oobi

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ohio brisket would probably be sliced raw, oven baked, then topped with ketchup and cottage cheese. 

And noodles.  Everything is better with noodles. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

It's happening. 

I received no bunker notification. 

Fickell and Cincy look pretty good against Georgia. But then again, it's just Georgia.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I have my New Year’s one ready...for the good news! Urban is happening! Urban or Bust! 

I'm only trusting you on the Urban front. Forget cadox or fisterman. 

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

Fickell and Cincy look pretty good against Georgia. But then again, it's just Georgia.

“Georgia didn’t want to be there. Neither does Auburn. Or Florida”- aggy

10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Checking in on this thread for the first time in a couple hundred pages... Is there any LEGITIMATE reason to believe Urban still might happen?  Or is this talk about as relevant to reality as the Realignment thread?

No CUM. We're getting Dabo or Saban or Kelly or Shanahan or a recovering alcoholic Shark...well maybe...check back at some point. 

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Checking in on this thread for the first time in a couple hundred pages... Is there any LEGITIMATE reason to believe Urban still might happen?  Or is this talk about as relevant to reality as the Realignment thread?

It makes too much sense for it NOT to happen.  Like Verlander to the Astros in 2017.  

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I received no bunker notification. 

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10 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Fickell and Cincy look pretty good against Georgia. But then again, it's just Georgia.

If there's one program that underachieves more than Texas Football, it's UGA.

But, they probably didn't want to be there.....again

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18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

New Year's selfie or sausage?

Both

25 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Checking in on this thread for the first time in a couple hundred pages... Is there any LEGITIMATE reason to believe Urban still might happen?  Or is this talk about as relevant to reality as the Realignment thread?

Hey @DFW Horn what did I say here to earn the negging?  Are you defending the honor of the Realignment thread?

49 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Federal wilderness areas in the USA, map by National Geographic #map # wilderness #conservation #usa | Federal parks, National parks, National  monuments

Plenty of unspoiled beach between San Luis Pass and Surfside, so like maybe a mile from Galveston Isle. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Casey Thompson is good in games, but Hudson card is good in practice so who should starts?!

Not worried, Urban will make the correct decision. 

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Good on Sam leaving. Love him, but it's time. A+ heart, B+ Quarterback.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Good on Sam leaving. Love him, but it's time. A+ heart, B+ Quarterback.

Sam memorial thread?

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Good on Sam leaving. Love him, but it's time. A+ heart, B+ Quarterback.

Agreed

He never got any better after the Sugar Bowl win.

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Good on Sam leaving. Love him, but it's time. A+ heart, B+ Quarterback.

THUJONE has spoken.

Peace Sam and thanks for bleeding for the program. 

3 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Good on Sam leaving. Love him, but it's time. A+ heart, B+ Quarterback.

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12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Hey @DFW Horn what did I say here to earn the negging?  Are you defending the honor of the Realignment thread?

I just removed it since you were polite. Happy?

I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader - Choke | Make a Meme

31 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

New Year's selfie or sausage?

Why not both

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31 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

It makes too much sense for it NOT to happen.  Like Verlander to the Astros in 2017.  

This still gives me a chubby thinking about Verlander coming to Houston 

11 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

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Now post the gif of him literally throwing away the OSU game the same year!

18 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Good on Sam leaving. Love him, but it's time. A+ heart, B+ Quarterback.

you're a softer grader than I was

2 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Now post the gif of him literally throwing away the OSU game the same year!

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17 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I just removed it since you were polite. Happy?

I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader - Choke | Make a Meme

I wasn't complaining.  Just wanted to understand. 

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I wasn't complaining.  Just wanted to understand. 

Because UM to Texas makes too much damn sense NOT to happen if the sumbitch wants to coach big-time CFB again. 

14 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This is mother-fucking glorious.

You of all people.

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