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1 hour ago, CowtownHorn said:

Who’s on flight tracking duty tonight?

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1 minute ago, troph said:

Maybe we chased like a fat bald old stalker creeper dude and wigged him out?

You need to write a screen play for the trash bags of money story. It would be badass. 

If it is Urban, they need to do a 30 for 30 on this thread.  
Quantum entanglement has been proven. Why anyone doubts a bunch of shitheads can't will something into being is beyond me.

Ergo Urban to Texas and Fisterman is nigh. Hook'em [emoji869]


Just now, Nicole44 said:

You need to write a screen play for the trash bags of money story. It would be badass. 

The movie requires I get on the private jet to go get the bags of cash. Problem is I really had no idea what was about to happen.  That however would be when the movie really starts. 

10 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

BVE or BPE?

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4 minutes ago, troph said:

Ah!! 

I'd even go with BGsE for symmetry purposes. the old SAT thing: Bernstein in to Mahler as ______________ is to Brahms

1 minute ago, troph said:

The movie requires I get on the private jet to go get the bags of cash. Problem is I really had no idea what was about to happen.  That however would be when the movie really starts. 

It’s still awesome. Don’t short change it. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s still awesome. Don’t short change it. 

We were about to land 9 figure contracts for work to be done on “spaces” where Middle East kings, princes and sultans would be in private. The possibilities of what was really happening are pretty fantastic.  We could not find out anything about our “partner” even after I put a PI on him. Whitewashed public and internet record. Was spooky.   The choice felt like death or net worth of $250M and nothing in between.  Probably shoulda done it, but I found another route I guess.

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

There are no other threads save some game ones for me at this point. Lol. I’m addicted to this one. 

Hey Nicole ... excellent work and thanks for helping keep that trademark Night Crew BDE / BMysteriousLadyPartsE rolling & growing like a tsunami.

Choo choo, motherfuckers. Climb on or get run the fuck over.

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

What the fuck does Tennessee Tech have to do with tortillas.

LOL. Yep, nothing at all. I used to live in Cookeville when I was a kid. My dad went to Tech. /csb

5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

I'd even go with BGsE for symmetry purposes. the old SAT thing: Bernstein in to Mahler as ___Urban Meyer____ is to Brahms

Boom. 

21 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So back in the day/aughts my mom was considered the hottie. I’m truly not. So the requests for pics would leave you all disappointed. Can’t hold a candle. Wouldn’t even try. My selfies aren’t even close. Pic of me mom and my bro. I’m not worthy of this much adulation regardless. This should be saved for @THUJONE ms paint and a bunch of super creative talented folk who make surly great. If it happens, UM to Texas,  I shouldn’t and won’t ever take credit. Just know that money has been collected. And that I say without reservation or worries. 
 

 

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Was your dad Bobby Ewing?  

7 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

I'd even go with BGsE for symmetry purposes. the old SAT thing: Bernstein in to Mahler as ______________ is to Brahms

Man those analogies fucked me up. 

16 minutes ago, troph said:

Maybe we chased like a fat bald old stalker creeper dude and wigged him out?

I think that's just this board, not the entire system.

19 minutes ago, maninblack said:

If he turns it down it won't be because of effort on our part.

Wish the posters who keep complaining that "we're Cal" would realize this

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Since food posts are still doing well, smoked duck with Dijon orange sauce.


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5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Boom. 

Exactly

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Was your dad Bobby Ewing?  

Nope not even close. My dad did damn well. My source is out of that stratosphere entirely. And good for him. He’s very philanthropic. 

9 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Was your dad Bobby Ewing?  

Pathologist, keep up

I just wish they'd announce Herman's firing and UM hiring the same day. i bet they make us wait a few days, fuckers
Just have Urban show up to Tom's office with a severance check:

Urban: Hey, who's office is this?

Tom: Uh, it's mine.

Urban: Not anymore.

 

 hes texting to his agent to sign his contract to texas. 

Have any of y’all ever run any kind of charitable orgs on a large scale? Or something similar? 

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

Pathologist, keep up

 Mom is a Pam Ewing clone.  

2 minutes ago, The Tower said:

 

 hes texting to his agent to sign his contract to texas. 

Damn. I see your rep is my bday date. Coincidence? I say not. 

I feel like everyone in this thread is like a dog chasing a car, we have no fucking clue how we will act when we actually catch it

Have any of y’all ever run any kind of charitable orgs on a large scale? Or something similar? 

CUM a charity now? Wait, wut!
Just now, RGBIII said:

I feel like everyone in this thread is like a dog chasing a car, we have no fucking clue how we will act when we actually catch it

We should probably not pee or lick on our target. 

Idk who this is but 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

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Just now, RGBIII said:

I feel like everyone in this thread is like a dog chasing a car, we have no fucking clue how we will act when we actually catch it

 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

We should probably not pee or lick on our target. 

I'm out. 

47 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Why is everyone all of a sudden so confident? I haven’t kept up that well today and it looks like I missed something. I know we’re waiting for Ohio state to lose

Night shift!

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i was told to post this by my source: 

 

hey @futureman...

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7 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Just have Urban show up to Tom's office with a severance check:

Urban: Hey, who's office is this?

Tom: Uh, it's mine.

Urban: Not anymore.

Severance checks are for losers. Tom gets his whole salary. Guaranteed contract.

3 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Severance checks are for losers. Tom gets his whole salary. Guaranteed contract.

Fail and get paid to go away. Not a bad gig. 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Idk who this is but 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

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So like an hr to filter from here to 9.95 land... a bit slower than you would think...

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I feel like everyone in this thread is like a dog chasing a car, we have no fucking clue how we will act when we actually catch it

Accurate. In the mean time, I’m going to watch that hot chic at QB for Clemson beat the hell out of Ohio St. 

1 minute ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Accurate. In the mean time, I’m going to watch that hot chic at QB for Clemson beat the hell out of Ohio St. 

 

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2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Yeah, Rip, about your choice of BDE music...

 

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22 minutes ago, HornyPony69 said:

Since food posts are still doing well, smoked duck with Dijon orange sauce.


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Gross. Frozen pizza or GTFO

[mention]Nicole44 [/mention] How does your source feel about you spilling the beans here? Seems like the panhandle would narrow it down to him pretty quickly.

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

It's honestly one of the best threads that has ever existed in the history of the internet.

And NOW I RUN OUT OF REP?!!!!!!!! This needs to be repped to the moon.  I'll add mine tomorrow, rep the shit out of this!

5 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Accurate. In the mean time, I’m going to watch that hot chic at QB for Clemson beat the hell out of Ohio St. 

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1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

And NOW I RUN OUT OF REP?!!!!!!!! This needs to be repped to the moon.  I'll add mine tomorrow, rep the shit out of this!

Same, man. Same. I ran out of rep at the wrong time. 

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