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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I wish I could convince my wife to add that above our couch in the den 

Maybe she'll let you get sweat shorts. https://theporouswalker.com/

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Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Same, man. Same. I ran out of rep at the wrong time. 

why the fuck is there a rep limit anyway. I'm all Austrian economics all the time, but when it comes to Surly we need some Keynesian bs in here, print money/rep damnit

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14 minutes ago, immamac said:

It's honestly one of the best threads that has ever existed in the history of the internet.

Not just the internet. This thread will be next to other great literary texts in human history. It’s on par with the Bible, Shakespeare, The Republic by Plato and what ever Darwin wrote.  “Urban or Bust” will be looked at as a turning point in human history when it’s all said and done. 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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goddammit nicole

19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I feel like everyone in this thread is like a dog chasing a car, we have no fucking clue how we will act when we actually catch it

Do you wanna see a magic trick?

Just now, jofus said:

[mention]Nicole44 [/mention] How does your source feel about you spilling the beans here? Seems like the panhandle would narrow it down to him pretty quickly.

Not really. As i mentioned my dad helped with a diagnosis that he believes saved his life. The Panhandle wouldn’t narrow it down that much. Second opinion on a diagnosis that was believed to be benign. My dad found an abnormal irregularity where no one else did. The odds of finding my source unless he feels like saying hi and joining are slim to none. Unless the bag men/man/woman or whoever wants to share. In a failure I doubt that happens. In a success sure. 

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5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

And NOW I RUN OUT OF REP?!!!!!!!! This needs to be repped to the moon.  I'll add mine tomorrow, rep the shit out of this!

 

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Same, man. Same. I ran out of rep at the wrong time. 

 

3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

why the fuck is there a rep limit anyway. I'm all Austrian economics all the time, but when it comes to Surly we need some Keynesian bs in here, print money/rep damnit

 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I've been asking @immamac to take it away for pos rep. 

 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Fuck I hate this rep limit!!!

There is no rep limit, just costs you treefiddy and worth every penny

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/subscriptions/

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:


I wondered what it was like with the bars closed on the mountain. If I was not getting double Bloody Mary’s at the Sun Spot in Winter Park I don’t know if I would enjoy the skiing as much. 

Everything appears to be open, just limited entry.  Breckinridge bars and restaurants  are really strict with the mask shit and all the rituals.  Vail didn’t care as much.  Keystone is sort of in the middle....by my limited observations  

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Texas announcing Urban Meyer as next coach - 7

21 minutes ago, The Tower said:

 

 hes texting to his agent to sign his contract to texas. 

 

New Orleans is so close to TEXAS... 🤘

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22 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I feel like everyone in this thread is like a dog chasing a car, we have no fucking clue how we will act when we actually catch it

I have some ideas involving champagne and getting it on with the wife.

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Hmmm. Which one is it? Any of them?

Yep, I do the treefiddy auto renewal 

3 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Not just the internet. This thread will be next to other great literary texts in human history. It’s on par with the Bible, Shakespeare, The Republic by Plato and what ever Darwin wrote.  “Urban or Bust” will be looked at as a turning point in human history when it’s all said and done. 

This thread is more like Snow White and the Three Stooges than Shakespeare.  

Just now, RGBIII said:

Yep, I do the treefiddy auto renewal 

Noice. That's what I'll be doing.

 

Appreciate the heads up 

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3 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

This thread is more like Snow White and the Three Stooges than Shakespeare.  

Bullshit, it's Shakespeare banging Snow White while the Three Stooges watch and provide commentary

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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

New Orleans is so close to TEXAS... 🤘

 

It is

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Its on my list of stuff to do once my new job takes flight. I mean this. 

UM comes here and I will gladly pay for your monthly contribution 

26 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I feel like everyone in this thread is like a dog chasing a car, we have no fucking clue how we will act when we actually catch it

We kill it. Just like a dog does when it catches the car. 

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Bullshit, it's Shakespeare banging Snow White while the Three Stooges watch

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10 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

why the fuck is there a rep limit anyway. I'm all Austrian economics all the time, but when it comes to Surly we need some Keynesian bs in here, print money/rep damnit

Incentive to donate $3/mo man. Simple economics, trickle down, voodoo economics. 

Just now, RGBIII said:

UM comes here and I will gladly pay for your monthly contribution 

I got to pay my own way. How I roll. But I must say please make more brisket porn for us. 

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1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

This thread is more like Snow White and the Three Stooges than Shakespeare.  

We literally have every facet of life in this one thread. Boobs, cooking, beer, sadness, happiness, mystery, doubt, love more boobs and beer etc...ITS. ALL. HERE. 

22 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Have any of y’all ever run any kind of charitable orgs on a large scale? Or something similar? 

Actually yes. I'm Executive Director of a fairly large 501 (c) 3. Our Bylaws limit us to affordable housing in SA and Austin. I work with the other charitable organizations statewide on referrals. Why?

9 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Not just the internet. This thread will be next to other great literary texts in human history. It’s on par with the Bible, Shakespeare, The Republic by Plato and what ever Darwin wrote.  “Urban or Bust” will be looked at as a turning point in human history when it’s all said and done. 

Just print it out and display it next to the Gutenberg at the Ransom Center

6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

You rang?

 

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I laugh, my girlfriend asks, “what?” and all I can muster is, “my boys are being stupid.”

 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

There is a buy a sub for a friend button now!

 

is there a payal option

58 minutes ago, troph said:

Maybe we chased like a fat bald old stalker creeper dude and wigged him out?

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4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Who's going to meet him? 

 

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That’s obviously the plane to bring him back here after the game to get ready for the presser tomorrow.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

There is a buy a sub for a friend button now!

 

Not me. I’m just passing along great information that I hope leads us to where we want to be. I’ll pay my own way. 

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The most difficult thing for me to believe in this thread is that so many wealthy people would choose to live in the panhandle.

black gold, Texas tea my friend

3 minutes ago, Griff said:

Can you break a hundred?

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Change it to 1 McRib   😋

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Actually yes. I'm Executive Director of a fairly large 501 (c) 3. Our Bylaws limit us to affordable housing in SA and Austin. I work with the other charitable organizations statewide on referrals. Why?

As far as pms and questions I’m getting about how fundraising and such work. Not using the right terms

1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

yeah, most of us have learned to stay away from John McAfee

CSB / I drank on the beach in Belize until the wee hours with the British mercenary that McAfee hired to kill his neighbor.  Sketchy dude who should be in prison.  

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You can own black gold without living on top of it. This I know.

Most have a home there and others elsewhere

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