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2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Okay, step up the witty repartee, I just bought some rep ammo

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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Back in the day we also had burger talk. 

Yes we did. Best burger I ever had was...my uncle Mike on his Green Egg experimenting. Best one. 

Just now, troph said:

Yeah but that generation still reads the newspaper. I can’t imagine explaining this place and our methods to my dad, I tried with my mom and she assumed I was super dialed in on a secret portal of dark web meets Texas football master minds. I mean I really didn’t know how to disagree with her. 

This. I’ve been talking to an older friend about this coaching search, and he assumes I have some type of insider knowledge because of what I read on this board.

1 minute ago, Griff said:

For less than the cost of 1 McRib per month you too can have unlimited rep.

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If I only had one thing in the rest of this life to spend $3.50 on it would be a McRib. I could then go out with a smile on my face. 

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

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Since people like posting food here- my 9 year old with her coconut explosion cupcakes she made from scratch all by herself with no adult supervision from her cookbook she got for Xmas.

 

Great photo. My girls are grown and gone. Miss those days!

Why not be prepared? The BMD's got the money. Texas got the talent. Urban's got the connections to the coaching staff and the mail-order distribution, not to mention those recruits out there who are hot fuck action to the max, Jack. This is the future. Urban Meyer tells the truth.  I’m not a complicated man. I like football. In particular, I like to see Texas beating other teams, but I don’t want to just win bowl games, and I don’t want to reinvent the wheel. I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy. Call me crazy, call me a pervert, but there’s one little thing that I want to do in this life, and that is to see Texas win another national championship.

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1 minute ago, GTX Horn said:

I mean, she's not wrong....

Like I said I didn’t know how to disagree with her.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My dad was trying to tell me urban wouldn’t come here bc of the portal bringing about college free agency as well as Money for likeness. Dad reads and listens to Chip Brown. I’ve tried to tell him not to do that but he won’t. Is Chipster peddling some of this nonsense? 

Pete Thamel wrote a column saying that

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Great photo. My girls are grown and gone. Miss those days!

Thanks. She’s almost 10. She’s already doing stuff where she spends hours on end in her room or wants to stay home while we all go out to dinner or a movie or something. I can see the teenage years coming and that will be tough. But she’s so damn sweet and kind and it’s cool as hell to watch her spread her wings and learn to do stuff and develop competence. 

I showed her how to make guacamole and queso today- and we’ve been working on baking stuff for like a year. She made dinner for the family a couple days ago out of her cookbook. 
Very cool stuff to see. 

3 minutes ago, Griff said:

For less than the cost of 1 McRib per month you too can have unlimited rep.

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Did Gloria eat Meathead? 

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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She looks fun. 

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Pete Thamel wrote a column saying that

The next original thought/story that FUCK CHIP BROWN has would be his first...

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13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

His son is on staff right?

a son should never be on his father's staff, just sayin

Just now, alphahorn said:

a son should never be on his father's staff, just sayin

It's actually his son in law

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

I've been lurking since the whole "It's not urban" fiaso about 200 pages ago, but I am enchubbened, and it's not due to your selfies. BDE

The fuck you are.

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

a son should never be on his father's staff, just sayin

Ba dum dum! Alpha will be here all night folks. Don’t forget to tip your waiters. 

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Just now, Mo Horn said:

It's actually his son in law

yes, but that's not as funny is it

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Did Gloria eat Meathead? 

She looks fun. 

I’ve been looking at that mesmerized for like 5 minutes. Not because of how cute she is (and she is) but jumping through the hoodie. It seems like some manner of witchcraft to me. I’m mesmerized. 

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

a son should never be on his father's staff, just sayin

 

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I'm guessing, regardless of how this game ends, we don't hear anything until after the championship game. 

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

a son should never be on his father's staff, just sayin

So we got Sandusky as the DC?

38 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The most difficult thing for me to believe in this thread is that so many wealthy people would choose to live in the panhandle.

Same here.

9 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Why not be prepared? The BMD's got the money. Texas got the talent. Urban's got the connections to the coaching staff and the mail-order distribution, not to mention those recruits out there who are hot fuck action to the max, Jack. This is the future. Urban Meyer tells the truth. I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy. Call me crazy, call me a pervert, but there’s one little thing that I want to do in this life, and that is to see Texas win another national championship.

 

On 12/29/2020 at 12:26 PM, cabowabo said:

Win or lose tonight, I expect very good news will break Saturday morning after Clemson boat races tOSU on Friday night.

Looks like we may have to wait until January 12 folks. 

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Welp, Ohio State looking like they'll have another game to play after tonight

Trevor has to make one last push for the Heisman

7 minutes ago, troph said:

We got a game boys and girls ! Hell yes! 

Fuck ya!

Just now, alphahorn said:

Trevor has to make one last push for the Heisman

I think he had it in the bag honestly. Don’t want to see Etienne hurt. That’s a solid badass kid

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm guessing, regardless of how this game ends, we don't hear anything until after the championship game. 

Yeah UM himself loves this fucking thread and will do anything to keep it going for as long as possible

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

First shot fired from IT talking about Surly. 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

I think he had it in the bag honestly. Don’t want to see Etienne hurt. That’s a solid badass kid

He's 3rd team all-american at qb.  it's by no means in the bag.  the winner probably just locked it up earlier today

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Well, a few of us are.

No. 

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

First shot fired from IT talking about Surly. 

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There is a lot of shit they could say about the assholes on this board, and most would be true, but I will fight anyone who compares any Surly idiot to a fucking aggy.

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

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We’re Texas, we don’t write a check, we use bill pay mother fuckas.  

22 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My dad was trying to tell me urban wouldn’t come here bc of the portal bringing about college free agency as well as Money for likeness. Dad reads and listens to Chip Brown. I’ve tried to tell him not to do that but he won’t. Is Chipster peddling some of this nonsense? 

Pete Thamel I think

5 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

First shot fired from IT talking about Surly. 

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Fuck it... lets kick their asses!

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Welp, Ohio State looking like they'll have another game to play after tonight

*checks score

Oh yah, no way Clemson overcomes this 7 point deficit with almost three quarters left to play.

Watching Saban on his way to another title has to really piss urban Meyer off deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties. No better place to shove that GOAT title down his throat than Texas baby. Let’s hate fuck bama together Urbs! Please...I’ll stroke the shaft and cradle the balls if I need to. Fuck it 

8 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

First shot fired from IT talking about Surly. 

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Only begun, this message board war has.  

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Fuck it... lets kick their asses!

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We are so far superior to the douchebags on IT, or Orangebloods or any other pseudo Horn site, we don't need to acknowledge their existence and by no means should we waste time reacting to their jealous, moronic musings

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1 hour ago, wood said:

LOL. Yep, nothing at all. I used to live in Cookeville when I was a kid. My dad went to Tech. /csb

Love that part of the country.  How big is the Brown family there?  

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

There is a lot of shit they could say about the assholes on this board, and most would be true, but I will fight anyone who compares any Surly idiot to a fucking aggy.

There is nothing Texags about this place. The fact that they think it is shows they suck at reading comprehension, understanding humor and wit. They probs don’t get that the Urbs or bust thread is full of people not who “know” he’s coming but folks that know if he doesn’t this shit is busted and not worth our time. We are the exact opposite, I ain’t got time for the Pollyanna crap texags requires.  Urbs or bust. 

47 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The most difficult thing for me to believe in this thread is that so many wealthy people would choose to live in the panhandle.

well, you do get more house for your money.

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