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1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

it the finale in 1 or 2 weeks

 Monday the 11th

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Just now, Mo Horn said:

 Monday the 11th

damn they are going to make us suffer

15 minutes ago, Griff said:

Have to revise the Stoops estate...not enough dicks.

Game sucks and it is definitely no Thujone, but more reflective of Bob.

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Needs a Stonehenge of dicks on the circle driveway.  

A sighting !! 
 

candy cane striped tie - like Santa - dear Santa we want urbs!!! It’s happening!!!

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Urbans lawyer looking over contract paperwork behind him there?

Urban sighting! It’s happening!

NOLA to ATX flight tracking....warm it up chris

Anyone else see a guy eating a dick if you turn Stoops house sideways?

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Yeah- urban being in the stands doesn’t scream- likely to announce to Texas this weekend. 

I may have been a bit off but the most connected man in sports tweeted this.. You'll never get fired for Lawrence being a bust but it is probably a lot closer than people realize. 

 

Just now, Big_kat said:

Anyone else see a guy eating a dick if you turn Stoops house sideways?

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There’s some Picasso level shit there man.

imagine giving your back 27 carries

“... over the course of the conference schedule”

- Tom Herman
Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Yeah- urban being in the stands doesn’t scream- likely to announce to Texas this weekend. 

He’s there doing Big10 network duties

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Yeah- urban being in the stands doesn’t scream- likely to announce to Texas this weekend. 

Be patient!

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

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He doesn’t look overly excited about the Buckeye victory.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He, in all fairness, inherited a big time program running on all cylinders 

Ryan Day's the whiniest (fat) chimpanzee in the history of anything. 

The big men for tosu and bama will be an interesting matchup.  these fuckers might just get it done.  can't wait to see what the line is.  i'm guessing bama -8
Can you imagine

It'll look like some fake aggy 1913 mnc after an 8-0 season.

How was that not a catch and a td. He came down and then the ball was knocked out of his hands

He doesn’t look overly excited about the Buckeye victory.
Thats cause he has to wait a little longer before moving to austin

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2 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

Anyone else see a guy eating a dick if you turn Stoops house sideways?

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Urbs is sitting in front of the TV eating domino's and saying to himself "This is MY team, I should be down there on that sideline!"

It's in that moment that he makes his decision to return to college coaching. To a program with a winning history, with solid players and good leadership, a team that's in the mix every year and on the verge of making it big.

It's in that moment that he decides to take the job at Boise State.

Urbs is sitting in front of the TV eating domino's and saying to himself "This is MY team, I should be down there on that sideline!"

It's in that moment that he makes his decision to return to college coaching. To a program with a winning history, with solid players and good leadership, a team that's in the mix every year and on the verge of making it big.

It's in that moment that he decides to take the job at Boise State.


one problem, hes in the stands

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Be patient!

I am. I don’t think he’s coming. Nothing seems to look like it’s likely. All I can say is the reason I’m not giving up on anything is because it’s logical and should happen, damn it. 
hopeful you know something I don’t, obviously. Read your post earlier. We shall see. I’m hopeful. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lol 

 

 

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What a terrible fucking take by Carrington. That play is illegal and should stay illegal because that's how players break their necks. That's to protect the defender, not the ball carrier. 

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Big XII refs

Big XII this season and bowl season such as it is .

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Just now, Huckleberry said:

What a terrible fucking take by Carrington. That play is illegal and should stay illegal because that's how players break their necks. That's to protect the defender, not the ball carrier. 

Sure. Just start calling it equally on runners when they lower their crown. Until then fuck that rule. 

2 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Urbs is sitting in front of the TV eating domino's and saying to himself "This is MY team, I should be down there on that sideline!"

It's in that moment that he makes his decision to return to college coaching. To a program with a winning history, with solid players and good leadership, a team that's in the mix every year and on the verge of making it big.

It's in that moment that he decides to take the job at Boise State.
 

Papa johns man. Papa Johns. 

He, in all fairness, inherited a big time program running on all cylinders 

TBF, Fuckhead Herman would have sunk that ship by now.
10 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

damn they are going to make us suffer

If the money was raised over the past couple of days and Tom is gone tomorrow like they said then we won't have to wait that long whether it's Urban or not. 

10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Pink tie....pink is for closers only

it's a burnt orange tie, he's been wearing it so much it faded and looks pinkish on tv, but that's the lighting

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

it's a burnt orange tie, he's been wearing it so much it faded and looks pinkish on tv, but that's the lighting

tie?

 

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2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If the money was raised over the past couple of days and Tom is gone tomorrow like they said then we won't have to wait that long whether it's Urban or not. 

Money has been raised. And then some. 

3 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Ryan Day's the whiniest (fat) chimpanzee in the history of anything. 

 

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5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

What a terrible fucking take by Carrington. That play is illegal and should stay illegal because that's how players break their necks. That's to protect the defender, not the ball carrier. 

Has no credibility in regards to the game with that comment. But I guess he’s cool and can relate to kids.

Alright guys. I woke up this morning and watched the rose bowl parade special and when they finished with the all time great moments in rose bowl history and it was Vince as the highlight and pinnacle I was filled with pride and emotion. 
 

then I sat here all day and watched these games and I’m really sick and fucking tired of Texas not being in the mix.  We belong on this stage. 
 

Urbs or bust. get it done.

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19 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Mack still had highly rated classes as we slid into mediocrity. The product on the field doesn’t look great and none of their underclassmen are standing out

You just made me look up Texas' 2010-2012 classes. God that's depressing. 

Still - the young(ish) and still hungry part is the differentiator to me. Mack was almost 60 and 2 years older than Urban is right now in 2009. Dabo just turned 51. 

Until they implode next year the way we did in 2010 I'm going to say that they will be just fine. Bama got fucking OBLITERATED in the title game in 2018/19 and missed the playoff last year and they are right back in it. (Another data point - Clemson got smacked in the semis in 2017/18 and came back and won it the next year).  Not saying Dabo is Saban but he has built something pretty similar.

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3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

it's a burnt orange tie, he's been wearing it so much it faded and looks pinkish on tv, but that's the lighting

I knew it.  Guy loves the color so much and Shelly won't let him buy anymore bc she knows his whole closet will be full of it in a week.

31 minutes ago, Griff said:

Have to revise the Stoops estate...not enough dicks.

Game sucks and it is definitely no Thujone, but more reflective of Bob.

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You need some art that lacks chins too.

one problem, hes in the stands

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1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

Over/under on number of pages between the firing and the hiring?

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