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3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If the money was raised over the past couple of days and Tom is gone tomorrow like they said then we won't have to wait that long whether it's Urban or not. 

I feel pretty confident that Herman won’t be fired until all systems are a go with our next guy. I just don’t think that’s tomorrow.

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1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:


The poster with the Samsung signature feels like an aggy troll.

And bragging about tapa too. Agroid.

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

When do we get the firing?

What do you care?  Unbeliever.  

Just now, Caddox said:

I feel pretty confident that Herman won’t be fired until all systems are a go with our next guy. I just don’t think that’s tomorrow.

That seems like how it’s been so I’d agree. I think we are about to enter the final window. 3-14 days. If we make it more than 2 weeks I’m calling bust. 

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

What do you care?  Unbeliever.  

Yes? I won’t believe it til it happens. That’s why I care....also I hate Herman 

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Page eight fiddy btw. That’s gotta be conference championship level there. 

18 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

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he's scouting assistants for his new staff 

Just now, taybo20 said:

Yes? I won’t believe it til it happens. That’s why I care....

This thread is for the faithful.  Go to hell unbeliever.  

1 minute ago, troph said:

Page eight fiddy btw. That’s gotta be conference championship level there. 

Yes it does. 
 

3 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I feel pretty confident that Herman won’t be fired until all systems are a go with our next guy. I just don’t think that’s tomorrow.

if urban is our man, which i believe he is, then our next guy has been a go for some time. 

Just now, millhouse said:

This page is as high as my credit score. 

Wow! Can haz sex and steal credit score? 

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Money has been raised. And then some. 

 

2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I feel pretty confident that Herman won’t be fired until all systems are a go with our next guy. I just don’t think that’s tomorrow.

Would they have collected the money previously promised without having the guy lined up? 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! Can haz sex and steal credit score? 

How many weekends at your cabin post theft included in the negotiation?

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19 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

He doesn’t look overly excited about the Buckeye victory.

Why is he seat belted in that like? Leave him alone damnit. 

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Would they have collected the money previously promised without having the guy lined up? 

Depends on whether all the BBs are in the box....

3 hours ago, DoneWithit said:

Not just the internet. This thread will be next to other great literary texts in human history. It’s on par with the Bible, Shakespeare, The Republic by Plato and what ever Darwin wrote.  “Urban or Bust” will be looked at as a turning point in human history when it’s all said and done. 

It will become a valuable addition to the Western Canon

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Just now, alphahorn said:

if urban is our man, which i believe he is, then our next guy has been a go for some time. 

Yea but Herman won’t be fired until he’s ready to make moves. Frankly, I think this Ohio state win blows. 

4 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

This thread is for the faithful.  Go to hell unbeliever.  

I’m taking you with me

Lol Clemson is going to be just fine.

3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

if urban is our man, which i believe he is, then our next guy has been a go for some time. 

Timeline theory - herms is fired in the next few days, job goes open and unfilled through next weekend, Texas says publicly the search is on, not enough time to gin up the national media much and there is not smoke because it’s done. Jan 11 comes and goes, a few days later Urbs says he’s in like Flynn. Texas wins.

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Timeline theory - herms is fired in the next few days, job goes open and unfilled through next weekend, Texas says publicly the search is on, not enough time to gin up the national media much and there is not smoke because it’s done. Jan 11 comes and goes, a few days later Urbs says he’s in like Flynn. Texas wins.

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1 minute ago, troph said:

Timeline theory - herms is fired in the next few days, job goes open and unfilled through next weekend, Texas says publicly the search is on, not enough time to gin up the national media much and there is not smoke because it’s done. Jan 11 comes and goes, a few days later Urbs says he’s in like Flynn. Texas wins.

I, like @Caddox, am skeptical of any timeline that doesn’t metaphorically look like Raiders of the Lost Ark

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8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! Can haz sex and steal credit score? 

Yes, but the transfer may take more than once to go through. Spotty internet.

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Timeline theory - herms is fired in the next few days, job goes open and unfilled through next weekend, Texas says publicly the search is on, not enough time to gin up the national media much and there is not smoke because it’s done. Jan 11 comes and goes, a few days later Urbs says he’s in like Flynn. Texas wins.

This is how you night shift folks.

Just now, TotallyLegit said:

I, like @Caddox, am skeptical of any timeline that doesn’t metaphorically look like Raiders of the Lost Ark

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Dude my theory IS raiders of the lost ark - smoke and mirrors of a search with no movement so no rumors to chase down, then slip in urban right after Jan 11, the deal was already baked. 

If nothing happens by next week, we can cross BK off the list. Just gotta hope UM doesn't get snatched up by the NFL.

3 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Clemson better not pick today to start Clemsoning again.

Ok, just go ahead and do what I said not to do.

 

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7 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Yea but Herman won’t be fired until he’s ready to make moves. Frankly, I think this Ohio state win blows. 

More time to build the enthusiasm. And fuck Clemson. shit-birds.

9 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Yea but Herman won’t be fired until he’s ready to make moves. Frankly, I think this Ohio state win blows. 

Why? Because an additional 10 days? Fuck that. If it’s going down that shit doesn’t matter. 

What page has the buyout money being raised info?

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

More time to build the enthusiasm. And fuck Clemson. shit-birds.

 

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3 minutes ago, Atticus said:

If nothing happens by next week, we can cross BK off the list. Just gotta hope UM doesn't get snatched up by the NFL.

Huh? Lol if he wants Texas then there not an NFL team gonna back door last second. Unless Dallas fires Mccarthy which isn't happening 

at least by tomorrow night we will absolutely be down to herman or urban. 

Edit - who am I kidding..its fuckin Urban.

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23 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I'm about to... @derpyhorndog any updates?

A few going back to TX but none to Austin (San Antonio, Longview, Houston are a few of the destinations). 

3 minutes ago, zsmith22 said:

What page has the buyout money being raised info?

innumerably . . . This is night crew.

Our man looks bored. Ready when you are, Corch Meyer.

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5 minutes ago, zsmith22 said:

What page has the buyout money being raised info?

Look for the naked pics. It’s right around there.

8 minutes ago, troph said:

Dude my theory IS raiders of the lost ark - smoke and mirrors of a search with no movement so no rumors to chase down, then slip in urban right after Jan 11, the deal was already baked. 

So as soon as we dump TH, we’ll be Facebook official with UM...but our profile will be private till after the season?

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Our man looks bored. Ready when you are, Corch Meyer.

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looking into the light . . . 

We will let you know when it's perfected. Look a little west . . . 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Look for the naked pics. It’s right around there.

 Nicely done!

10 minutes ago, zsmith22 said:

What page has the buyout money being raised info?

Don’t worry about that, Zach. If that is your real name!

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I think deep down inside, Urban Meyer is pissed that Ryan Day is 60 minutes away, and many more chances in the future, from attaining some of the credit that Urban built. It wouldn't surprise me if he made the call to Texas tonight.

There's no effin way Urban Meyer (and Shelley) doesn't care about his college football legacy, where he stands on the all-time list. Saban can win another in about ten days. Day could begin his own legacy riding the coattails of Urban's hard work. I don't think the picture is just happenstance. I think Meyer could really be pissed tonight. Is he about to go...

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2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

So as soon as we dump TH, we’ll be Facebook official with UM...but our profile will be private till after the season?

gotta meme that explains? I skipped facebook class. oopsie.

Just now, Kurt Bowels said:

I think deep down inside, Urban Meyer is pissed that Ryan Day is 60 minutes away, and many more chances in the future, from attaining some of the credit that Urban built. It wouldn't surprise me if he made the call to Texas tonight.

There's no effin way Urban Meyer (and Shelley) doesn't care about his college football legacy, where he stands on the all-time list. Saban can win another in about ten days. Day could begin his own legacy riding the coattails of Urban's hard work. I don't think the picture is just happenstance. I think Meyer could really be pissed tonight. Is he about to go...

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8 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

So as soon as we dump TH, we’ll be Facebook official with UM...but our profile will be private till after the season?

Yes!

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