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Sark? WTF. Do not believe it. Monitoring my delusion level now.

fuck, its 29 degrees outside, i drank four types of alcohol yesterday, I need to go on a four hour training ride, and this shit breaks now!!!! wtf,.. when I get back I expect to find that FCB was fed misinformation because he's FCB and UM is our coach. Night crew get it done!!!

What happened at the deer lease Caddox? Lol at all you that believed his bullshit. 

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

welp, everyone who burned 2 months of their lives on this thread, you should venmo cdc for your calculated fees.

never getting to 1000 pages now.

Well, I could see 200 pages of bitching about Sark.  

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They whiffed on every main target if Sarkisian is the final answer. Or they just didn’t know what they were doing in the first place. Fucking pathetic hire. 

Your comment weeks ago really caused me to discount him as a possibility, because I figured it was too high risk. I guess that explains why Kelly didn't sound like he was leaving in his press conference.

Ya'll really riding with FCB on it being Sark. It's not Sark until its announced at the podium.

Fuck everyone except Urban. Especially sark. I haven’t been on this thread and read every post for fucking sark  

 

Fuck chip brown and his shitty ass reporting. 

Ya'll really riding with FCB on it being Sark. It's not Sark until its announced at the podium.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?
2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Ya'll really riding with FCB on it being Sark. It's not Sark until its announced at the podium.

i agree the hippo fucker gave me shit for saying this.

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Ya'll really riding with FCB on it being Sark. It's not Sark until its announced at the podium.

it’s time for you to change your avatar.

and it’s time for the rest of you to start offering me apologies. 

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Ya'll really riding with FCB on it being Sark. It's not Sark until its announced at the podium.

It’s Urban’s consolation offering to OSU for raiding their staff and recruiting class. Destabilize the Tide’s locker room before the NC.  

Let's close this thread and start another one on Urban or bust.  But this time require all caps.  That's why this one failed.  

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Ya'll really riding with FCB on it being Sark. It's not Sark until its announced at the podium.

These same guys were riding with FCB after he "confirmed" Herman would be back next year.

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Ya'll really riding with FCB on it being Sark. It's not Sark until its announced at the podium.

Espn just went with Sark being named HC

Just now, brown water said:

It’s Urban’s consolation offering to OSU for raiding their staff and recruiting class. Destabilize the Tide’s locker room before the NC.  

This. Please let it be this. 

Just now, futureman said:

it’s time for you to change your avatar.

and it’s time for the rest of you to start offering me apologies. 

 

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Just now, Errestaurants said:

Espn just went with Sark being named HC

ESPN also went with Herman will be the coach at Texas in 2021 a while back

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Ya'll really riding with FCB on it being Sark. It's not Sark until its announced at the podium.

This is where I'm at as well. Unfortunately? Fortunately?

Sark would be a disappointing hire, does not jive with the unimpeachable rumor mill and wouldn't see to justify the waiting game we so clearly have been playing. Also, if the long-reported claim is to be believed that CDC would have not hired Herman due to his substance abuse concerns, seems odd that this would be the move. 

12 hours ago, Caddox said:

I feel pretty confident that Herman won’t be fired until all systems are a go with our next guy. I just don’t think that’s tomorrow.

LIAR

Guys. I'm as guilty of delusional wishcasting and irresponsible skepticism as any of you in this thread, but it's time to be adults here. Herman is gone. Let's bask in that glory and then take a deep breath and then we can rampantly speculate over Sark's credentials and potential here.

 

If CDC had asked me for a dime for a buyout to go from one alcoholic to another I would have told him to fuck off even with BTC at 32K+. Can't believe he raised the money for this hire, just refuse to believe it until the University announces it

4 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Espn just went with Sark being named HC

Please define “went with”. 

I can’t get behind a booger eater like Sark.

Can I get some positive rep after being called a troll for weeks now? This has been done with Sark since the week of the 14th.    

it's just so RISKY, he could be a home run and he could be a giant bust

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Time to start a fire Sark thread. If this is the hire, fuck

You're behind, Jesus. The thread's already been created (twice actually) by your favorite poster.

EDIT: Looks like immamac removed the two Fire Sarkisian threads created by Dr. Beeper. 

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11 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Your comment weeks ago really caused me to discount him as a possibility, because I figured it was too high risk. I guess that explains why Kelly didn't sound like he was leaving in his press conference.

The guy as a candidate was discounted the whole way until Thursday and people didn’t want to believe it. I found it so absurd that I dismissed it. I talked to friends that are around Sarkisian daily on Thursday and they dismissed it with “why wood Texas trade one addict for another?”. It’s pretty fucking stunning, and pathetic. 

I'd rather have Ash, than Sark.

I can't even enjoy Tom getting fired for one got damn day?

Okay, now I that I've had about 10 minutes to digest the Sark after Dark rumors, because that's all they are at this point and fuck that shit, I am firmly back on the "it's Urban until someone else is announced by the University" platform.

Fisterman and all cucks in here that can't cut even day crew levels of energy, GTFO and find another thread to circle jerk one another over being "right" and your proclaimed successor Sark. The group of believers in this trust tree of delusionals may have lost some members today, but we're not climbing down until the fat lady sings. 

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

it's just so RISKY, he could be a home run and he could be a giant bust

The only thing about this that would make sense would be quietly getting rejected by multiple people. 

If true, that is as concerning as the hire itself would be.

I'm just praying that we don't get an announcement of a new coach for roughly 10 days. If Sark is in I think we're destined to wander the desert for another decade. 

11 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Your comment weeks ago really caused me to discount him as a possibility, because I figured it was too high risk. I guess that explains why Kelly didn't sound like he was leaving in his press conference.

The guy as a candidate was discounted the whole way until Thursday and people didn’t want to believe it. I found it so absurd that I dismissed it. I talked to friends that are around Sarkisian daily on Thursday and they dismissed it with “why wood Texas trade one addict for another?”. It’s pretty fucking stunning, and pathetic. 

I'll believe it once the IT crew confirms, then i'll direct my interests elsewhere until I have a reason to pay attention again.

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Okay, now I that I've had about 10 minutes to digest the Sark after Dark rumors, because that's all they are at this point and fuck that shit, I am firmly back on the "it's Urban until someone else is announced by the University" platform.

Fisterman and all cucks in here that can't cut even day crew levels of energy, GTFO and find another thread to circle jerk one another over being "right" and your proclaimed successor Sark. The group of believers in this trust tree of delusionals may have lost some members today, but we're not climbing down until the fat lady sings. 

I'm not there yet, but I'm thinking it's weird no other insider has backed up it being Sark yet, instead we're left to fucking Chip Brown's word

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The guy as a candidate was discounted the whole way until Thursday and people didn’t want to believe it. I found it so absurd that I dismissed it. I talked to friends that are around Sarkisian daily on Thursday and they dismissed it with “why wood Texas trade one addict for another?”. It’s pretty fucking stunning, and pathetic. 

Are you positive this is the hire or just trusting the reporting.

 

Fuck this shit if true.

Just now, Teryor said:

I'm not there yet, but I'm thinking it's weird no other insider has backed up it being Sark yet, instead we're left to fucking Chip Brown's word

Shhhuuhhhnnnn. 

But yes, totally agree. This is not the day I choose to stop sniffing glue and believe FCB. 

5 minutes ago, Atticus said:

The only thing about this that would make sense would be quietly getting rejected by multiple people. 

If true, that is as concerning as the hire itself would be.

Just like the baseball hire.

I completely beloeve that Texas has hired Sark....

As offensive coordinator to serve under UM.

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I thought we were waiting on a whale. Sark isn’t a whale. WTF is this shit?

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