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43 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They whiffed on every main target if Sarkisian is the final answer. Or they just didn’t know what they were doing in the first place. Fucking pathetic hire. 

gonna wait until a reputable news source reports before I start drinking

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Time to give Rapgame Larry and Squidward a double fisting.....Those fucks are frauds.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

gonna wait until a reputable news source reports before I start drinking

and if it is reported, then drink heavily if you're going to catch up with our corch

Personally, I don't believe that Saban would give Sark the okay to be announced as our new HC until after Alabama's season is over. I think Saban would tell him to keep it hush hush.

7 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I'll believe it once the IT crew confirms, then i'll direct my interests elsewhere until I have a reason to pay attention again.

Would love the Sark rumor to TEXAS being a smokescreen for URBAN.

Hurts BAMA and helps suckeyes...  😂😂😂

Urban or bust until UT reports the hire

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

That tweet doesn't make any sense. Who said "The train has left the station?"

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

Personally, I don't believe that Saban would give Sark the okay to be announced as our new HC until after Alabama's season is over. I think Saban would tell him to keep it hush hush.

I agree. This does not seem to make sense timing wise. 

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Would love the Sark rumor to TEXAS being a smokescreen for URBAN.

Hurts BAMA and helps suckeyes... future Texas coaches 😂😂😂

fify

While I look for recent TX flight history to Tuscaloosa Regional, has anyone thrown out the idea that this Sark news may be a "trial balloon" of sorts, aimed at the UT fanbase and/or Urban?

Frankly it seems very odd that since early December the coaching search has been kept incredibly close to the vest, so much so that our 9.95'ers know less than they normally do (which is really a feat). Yet moments after Herman is fired, everyone runs to their news outlet contacts and spills the beans, "yep, it's Sark." 

“Target” is much different than hired.

 

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If it’s NOTSark, we’ll know pretty soon since it’s out there now and he’ll deny it quickly. 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

 

Aren't you one of the guys who was saying Herman was not going to be fired and was coming back?

Sark? I really would have taken Major over Sark. Glad herman is gone, I don’t see sark keeping all the Texas high school talent in Texas, guess we will just sit back and wait for another vince to come along. 
Urban save us!

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4 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

I agree. This does not seem to make sense timing wise. 

It really doesn't. Bama is headed to the big game and distractions are the last thing Saban would allow within his program at a time like this. 

1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

Sark? I really would have taken Major over Sark. Glad herman is gone, I don’t see sark keeping all the Texas high school talent in Texas, guess we will just sit back and wait for another vince to come along. 
Urban save us!

You might want to look at Alabama's current class

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Aren't you one of the guys who was saying Herman was not going to be fired and was coming back?

I underestimated our willingness to fire Herman for someone not named Urban. But it looks like that’s exactly what happened.

4 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Sark? I really would have taken Major over Sark. Glad herman is gone, I don’t see sark keeping all the Texas high school talent in Texas, guess we will just sit back and wait for another vince to come along. 
Urban save us!

Let's not completely lose our minds, okay?

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 

Negged. Noone needs you by Elon-proxy lecturing us about wishful thinking. Everyone who has stuck around in this thread has at some point over the last month questioned their mental stability, don't need you or Tesla dude swooping in with a "told you so". Fuck off to the Fire Sark thread. 

6 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

“Target” is much different than hired.

 

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Is the source FCB?

Chess, people.

Effing with Bama before the MNC is a way for Urban to feel less guilty about his Ohio State ties before signing on as the Texas coach.

 

10 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Time to give Rapgame Larry and Squidward a double fisting.....Those fucks are frauds.

There’s a couple of posters on here that need to be included

And fuck Elon and his fucking shitty falcon wing doors.  3 years of that bullshit done when my lease ended last week.

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Is the source FCB?

yes, he's the only source thus far

16 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

a $15mm buy out for this

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FWIW he turned around a Washington program that went 0-12 in 2008

13 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

gonna wait until a reputable news source reports before I start drinking

Celebratory drinking for the firing, depression drinking for the uninspired hiring

11 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

That tweet doesn't make any sense. Who said "The train has left the station?"

one University of Texas, obviously. 

On Twitter everyone saying ITs website has crashed. They must be making a killing over there. Glad I don’t pay for their crap anymore. 

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Chess, people.

Effing with Bama before the MNC is a way for Urban to feel less guilty about his Ohio State ties before signing on as the Texas coach.

 

As much as I wish this was true, this is the kinda shit we laugh at Texags for.

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

yes, he's the only source thus far

 

How is your ride going?

Haha

 

Even if ends up being Sark, it is really important to remember that Chip Brown is a fucking piece of shit.

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Is the source FCB?

Just says sources tell ESPN’s Chris Low...whoever the fuck that is.

One thing for sure is there isn’t a single, legit insider source on the surl. 

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

gonna wait until a reputable news source reports before I start drinking

Found Sark’s sock.

6 minutes ago, Cap33 said:

Let's not completely lose our minds, okay?


Oh, you must be new here. 

11 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

That tweet doesn't make any sense. Who said "The train has left the station?"

one University of Texas, obviously. 

Didn't Kiffin get hired before the playoffs and Sark replaced him?
He did. He made kiffin leave because it was distracting to preping during the playoff. It was between the semis and the final.

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Just now, CowtownHorn said:

Just says sources tell ESPN’s Chris Low...whoever the fuck that is.

If Chip Brown's head spiders are his "sources" for this news, and Chip Brown pass that on to Chris Low, are Chris Low's "sources" Chip Brown and his head spiders? Sourceception. 

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