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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Didn't Kiffin get hired before the playoffs and Sark replaced him?

Yes before the championship game. Sark took over and lost to Watson at the very end. 
 

“When Kiffin left a week before the national championship game to start his duties as head coach at Florida Atlantic, Saban could have turned to any of his on-field assistants to take over as playcaller. He tabbed Sarkisian.

Alabama lost to Clemson 35-31, but looking back, it was a difficult situation, shifting gears that suddenly. Even so, Sarkisian managed to produce 473 yards and 31 points with a true freshman quarterback he hadn't coached hands-on all season.”

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Somebody needs to check on Nicole and Wood and the rest of the night crew bde. Lol

For all those saying Sark has turned it around..  I think even Mensa couldve gotten to a CFP with Bama's players.  Not feeling this hire at all.  But Im not going to be a little bitch about it come Sept 2021.  Ill give Sark a chance, but nothing about this is what I wanted or envisioned if we were firing Herman.

4 minutes ago, Covri said:

One thing for sure is there isn’t a single, legit insider source on the surl. 

Well, the only actually news at this point is that Herman is fired, and they nailed that

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

there will be no more fire coach threads when they start. 

thank god, the meme is dead.

Clearly "the train" is jimbo fisher, whos last name refers to fish which are often transported by train, and "the station" is college station.

Jimbo Fisher is leaving Texas A&M to come to Texas.

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8 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Celebratory drinking for the firing, depression drinking for the uninspired hiring

I’m making a pitcher of vodka and pepto bismol. Think I’ll call it the pink sock. 

9 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

As much as I wish this was true, this is the kinda shit we laugh at Texags for.

It was 52.9% in jest.

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

 

How is your ride going?

Haha

 

Even if ends up being Sark, it is really important to remember that Chip Brown is a fucking piece of shit.

LOL, heading out now

oh boy. we just pulled an auburn, didn't we?

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Just now, Mo Horn said:

 

Theres something weird going on. Ive had two decent donor sources tell me Sark would be news to them and that there isnt the support there for him. 

Guys, guys... firing Herman is supposed to be a happy occasion
THAN WHY AM I NOT HAPPY?

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mhm...he "turned it down".  More reason to believe Urban or bust.

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Ooooooooooffffffffff... fcb was a stooge

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Now it’s confirmed that Sark reads Surly....we slept our own coach 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I refuse to get of the Urban or bust train. 

I'd give you rep but apparently I'm limited to one a day. But, I fuck witcha.

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

there will be no more fire coach threads when they start. 

Thank you for doing that, by the way.  It's fucking lame.

This is just Urbs playing 5d checkers

 

 

Theres something weird going on. Ive had two decent donor sources tell me Sark would be news to them and that there isnt the support there for him. 

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9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It was 52.9% in jest.

Nice. Well if it turns out to be true you will enjoy free rep daily from me in celebration. 😂


replying to Err...

 

Remains to be seen. 

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Remind me of what Fuck chip brown has gotten right in the last month. 

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I refuse to get of the Urban or bust train. 

Ride or die.  LFG!!!

1 minute ago, pops said:

Remind me of what Fuck chip brown has gotten right in the last month. 

the price of an 8-ball.  

12 minutes ago, Nope said:

Well, the only actually news at this point is that Herman is fired, and they nailed that

Is that what your sources are telling you? 

The people I talked to are frazzled. I think CDC might have gone against the timing of things and canned Herman. I had speculated if that was a possibility. 

Someone already posted the Pollack tweet. Fuck me. Too slow. 

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Mmmkay...night crew, day crew, all of you managed to drive up beef prices and McD's stock..

failed miserably to deliver the prize. I dont raise cattle or have McD's stock, I need reparations..STAT.

I don't know what's true and what isn't.  That being said, I find it incredibly hard to believe that Sark would turn down this offer.  

This is fucking entertaining, don't want to leave my computer but I have shit to do. I have no idea which direction this is going but still happy Herman is gone. I don't buy Sark turning down Texas unless he thinks he can't handle the pressure.......only reason. Unless of course he is getting handed the reigns to Alabama.

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Mmmkay...night crew, day crew, all of you managed to drive up beef prices and McD's stock..

failed miserably to deliver the prize. I dont raise cattle or have McD's stock, I need reparations..STAT.

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3 minutes ago, Covri said:

Is that what your sources are telling you? 

Nicloe44 called it yesterday pretty much and the University confirmed that recently. Don't need sources for that.

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

This is fucking entertaining, don't want to leave my computer but I have shit to do. I have no idea which direction this is going but still happy Herman is gone. I don't buy Sark turning down Texas unless he thinks he can't handle the pressure.......only reason. Unless of course he is getting handed the reigns to Alabama.

You, quite literally, typed everything that I was about to type myself.  

9 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

I'd give you rep but apparently I'm limited to one a day. But, I fuck witcha.

For tree fiddy you can have unlimited rep and help @immamacpay for this place

Still on the urban train. Choo mutherfuckin choo

 

bde

8 minutes ago, The Dude said:

This is just Urbs playing 5d checkers

 

 

Dude is going to end up with $35 million a year, and negotiate an official name change to "Urban Meyer's University of Texas"

Some folks on this site are worse than the 9.95ers they claim to despise. Once again, Who's the first "reporter" to break the Sarkisian news? Chip Brown! But y'all all go ahead and run with "Sarkisian hired" everywhere and consider it a current fact. This shit ain't official until UT makes an official fucking announcement.

21 minutes ago, DiceHands said:

thank god, the meme is dead.

General Franco laughs.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

For tree fiddy you can have unlimited rep and help @immamacpay for this place

No shit? That's all? Where do I sign up?

18 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Serious questions

1. When did the courting officially start

2. Any ideas on staffing $$ / staff continunity

3. Football Asst AD is coming from outside of the UT hierarchy (sneaking suspicion that it is an associate AD at an SEC school)

4. Were we right with any of the fight tracking?

5. Can you convince your Source to leak a major fake rumor to Jabba the Ketch and FCB right before they hire Meyer for the lulz

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it would be a good psychological move to float the loser Sark, and then hire someone we did't want initially but is better than Sark...such as Campbell.

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