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So, what's the deal?
FCB, the AP, and Horns 247 jumped the gun in a vain effort for a scoop?
No, the athletic department leaked a rumor to their lapdog FCB to give them an excuse to wait until after the national championship game to announce the new coach.
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36 minutes ago, Griff said:

1 good - also messes with baby Stoops Kentucky game (BGB is watching)

2 good

3 good - mess with Aggy and MB

4 good

if true may be liking CDC even more.

 

Plus you get to fuck with control freak Saban.

23 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

I don’t get this one.

Lol, the timing of this is hilarious.  Maybe we can make a drinking game out of it.  What is the over under on how long they talk about this shit during the aggy game?

1 hour ago, Longtimelurker2001 said:

Can I get some positive rep after being called a troll for weeks now? This has been done with Sark since the week of the 14th.    

I just repped all your posts. You nailed it. Not sure why you're getting showered with negs. I guess people are salty and don't like you asking for rep. The truth hurts sometimes.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

fat lady has not sung just yet. 

sure thing, pal. 

Texas on the request of Urban is trying to create strife and distraction at Bama before the big game so he can steal tOSU before the championship 

@Nicole44probably need to ask your  source why they funded sarks next rehab trip

I don’t get this one.
Barton is agreeing that Urban is coming to Texas now. Probably just got a text from Urban.
1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

i don't either

Burton and rgl have a public bet on CUM to Texas 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

sure thing, pal. 

its always sunny in philadelphia television GIF

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Texas on the request of Urban is trying to create strife and distraction at Bama before the big game so he can steal tOSU before the championship 

BDE.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

BOOM BABY 

Dont

BOOM BABY 
Was that the sound of.... Bust?
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

BOOM BABY 

FFS....give!!!

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

its always sunny in philadelphia television GIF

I don’t get it. 

8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I don’t get this one.

He's replying to rap saying this

 
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The only thing that bugs me about the Pollack tweet is that if he did ask it wasn't a flat denial.  That would have been a better sign of Urban or bust.  Saban well be forced to address this and we will all know soon if its Sark.  If not we landed URB. 

48 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

 

 

Bout Tree Fiddy.

 

 

Really.

More like half of that.

16 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Well, well, well.  Look who's enjoying the party!?

I was always down to party. But I always show up fashionably late

Bunch of LDE up in here. 
 

Herman Fired. 
Texas MBB crushes KU @ KU. 
Urban announced tonight as our new coach. 

14 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

The Big Astronaut is showing night crew vibes:

 

Might be the only college athlete that when you ask him what he weighs right now, he verifies his current altitude so he can be precise. 
 

or maybe he only gives his mass so he doesn’t have to bother. 

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3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

The Big Astronaut is showing night crew vibes:

 

Must read surly 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Might be the only college athlete that when you ask him what he weighs right now, he verifies his current altitude so he can be precise. 

Would definitely answer in Newtons.

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

Must read surly 

he does not read surly. 

3 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Bunch of LDE up in here. 
 

Herman Fired. 
Texas MBB crushes KU @ KU. 
Urban announced tonight as our new coach. 

Fuck yes. I’m in on this. 

4 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Bunch of LDE up in here. 
 

Herman Fired. 
Texas MBB crushes KU @ KU. 
Urban announced tonight as our new coach. 

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

he does not read surly. 

You just don't want him to know that you're gonna fist your own asshole.

Texas 9.95ers talking to each other right now

 

If we don't get Urban I'll be disappointed but I at least want to hear him say No. We officially have a Head Coaching vacancy now. Make him say yes/no to us

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe sark has been hired, as OC. 

Puss In Boots Drama GIF

At this point, I'd be happy hiring Colt as a figurehead and keeping the current staff. The big thing is Herman is gone. Anything beyond that is gravy (though I still want Urban).

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe sark has been hired, as OC. 

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12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

More like half of that.


I wish that were true round these parts. 

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

BOOM BABY 

If it's the news we want to hear, please keep it under wraps. Don't want to spoil anything with loose lips. If it's some other BS then just spill it.

Going to make another gumbo tonight for CUM

2 nights ago gumbo helped get turtle fired 

26 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I don’t get this one.

That's OK.  I didn't get the reference to "we did an Auburn".

Ok, so.... we're just now "vetting" Sark?  C'mon now.

Also, what time was this "New Coach," Zoom meeting?

Edited by Rip76

Maybe Urban's only demand to becoming the new HC at Texas is for Sark to be his OC!!!   I'd be ok with dat.

14 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

He's replying to rap saying this

 
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Just so our Twitter accounting is properly set out.

  • First post was RGL posting the (Jimmy Butler?) gif in response to Pollack's latest tweet about Sark turning down UT.
  • Second post was Kirk Barton responding to that gif saying "LOL you might be on to something."
  • Last post was RGL responding with the t-shirt joke, which I read as RGL taking a stance of "I know I'm right about Urban and you [Barton] are wrong, but want to say something complimentary to you so as to lessen the blow / play buddy-buddy [and still get my bet $$ from you]."

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