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2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

If it's the news we want to hear, please keep it under wraps. Don't want to spoil anything with loose lips. If it's some other BS then just spill it.

Lulz.

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Ok, so.... we're just now "vetting" Sark?  C'mon now.
Also, what time was this "New Coach," Zoom meeting?
During the Aggie game tonihht.
2 minutes ago, futureman said:

Lulz.

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You may be right. I may be right. Who knows. 

 

If you're wrong will you uphold your end of the bet you made?

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe sark has been hired, as OC. 

Of course! , Urban wants in, but knows he's good for only 3-4 years before he has more health problems. Sark is OC and hush hush HCIW.  

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

I may be right

you’re not. literally anything posted anywhere on this whole website has zero to do with urban not coming here. 

7 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe Urban's only demand to becoming the new HC at Texas is for Sark to be his OC!!!   I'd be ok with dat  CUM IN MY PANTS!!!!

fify...this site would explode

Just now, immamac said:

I seriously don't understand why he would leave a clear HCIW spot to come to UF a few years earlier with no continuity

Yeah I really don't understand Muschamp's thinking here.

21 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Bunch of LDE up in here. 
 

Herman Fired. 
Texas MBB crushes KU @ KU. 
Urban announced tonight as our new coach during halftime of the Aggy game, with the Mack-heels up by 30 and mack strolling the sidelines with a pimp cane

Fixed.

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

fify...this site would explode

Add server capacity quickly @immamac

1 minute ago, futureman said:

you’re not. literally anything posted anywhere on this whole website has zero to do with urban not coming here. 

Okay, misdirection detected. A simple yes or no will do. I'll restate the question:

 

In the event that you are incorrect and UM does come to Texas, will you be a man of your word or will you retreat into the shadows?

45 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

So, is it okay to tweet Tim Brando and call him a fat cunt?  I know we don’t twat at recruits...

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Just now, ElChupacabra said:

Okay, misdirection detected. A simple yes or no will do. I'll restate the question:

 

In the event that you are incorrect and UM does come to Texas, will you be a man of your word or will you retreat into the shadows?

He's a man of his word. This is going to get dirty I presume, there is a lot of HCIW talk about sark at alabama, which makes far far more sense than him jumping ship with no continuity here. Urban is the only coach without a buyout of any kind on the table and makes the most sense from a starting fresh perspective. 

I'm still on the Urban to Texas train. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

He's a man of his word. This is going to get dirty I presume, there is a lot of HCIW talk about sark at alabama, which makes far far more sense than him jumping ship with no continuity here. Urban is the only coach without a buyout of any kind on the table and makes the most sense from a starting fresh perspective. 

I'm still on the Urban to Texas train. 

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what is this “new coach zoom” being referred to here? Did I glance over something?

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

He's a man of his word. This is going to get dirty I presume, there is a lot of HCIW talk about sark at alabama, which makes far far more sense than him jumping ship with no continuity here. Urban is the only coach without a buyout of any kind on the table and makes the most sense from a starting fresh perspective. 

I'm still on the Urban to Texas train. 

Choo choo mofo. I'll be riding that fucker into Eastwood ravine with you! 

Saban is getting old and has established himself as one of the all time great coaches at Bama. Retiring wouldnt surprise me.

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Just now, pops said:

Choo choo mofo. I'll be riding that fucker into Eastwood ravine with you! 

Solid Back to the Future III reference...lol

1 minute ago, Big_kat said:

what is this “new coach zoom” being referred to here? Did I glance over something?

I read that a few pages back on a tweet from someone.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

He's a man of his word. This is going to get dirty I presume, there is a lot of HCIW talk about sark at alabama, which makes far far more sense than him jumping ship with no continuity here. Urban is the only coach without a buyout of any kind on the table and makes the most sense from a starting fresh perspective. 

I'm still on the Urban to Texas train. 

I’m not willing to make any bets about it- but I just don’t see it at this point. Sark legit seems like the best we can do. People act like we’re a school that doesn’t lose to TCU on the regular 

what is this “new coach zoom” being referred to here? Did I glance over something?

Was mentioned at half time on ESPN.
4 minutes ago, immamac said:

He's a man of his word. This is going to get dirty I presume, there is a lot of HCIW talk about sark at alabama, which makes far far more sense than him jumping ship with no continuity here. Urban is the only coach without a buyout of any kind on the table and makes the most sense from a starting fresh perspective. 

I'm still on the Urban to Texas train. 

I agree. My only concern at this point is that we may have to wait until after the NC game to find out if UM is happening and there will be a ton on unrest within the ranks in the meantime. As long as that unrest doesn't result in a rushed decision to hire someone else I'm fine with waiting. Choo fucking choo.

Just now, Rip76 said:

I read that a few pages back on a tweet from someone.

They said something about a zoom later today during half of UK / NCST game.  Haven’t heard any updates since.

5 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Okay, misdirection detected. A simple yes or no will do. I'll restate the question:

 

In the event that you are incorrect and UM does come to Texas, will you be a man of your word or will you retreat into the shadows?

I’m a man of my word. but when urban doesn’t come to UT all the cowards here (>99% of the posters) will retreat into the shadows instead of giving me the credit I deserve for breaking the truth of the story months before even the most high profile media members knew what was going on.

I am the top insider here. period. get over it. 

9 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Okay, misdirection detected. A simple yes or no will do. I'll restate the question:

 

In the event that you are incorrect and UM does come to Texas, will you be a man of your word or will you retreat into the shadows?

futureman's already bet his ass on this. What more do you want?

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

He's a man of his word. This is going to get dirty I presume, there is a lot of HCIW talk about sark at alabama, which makes far far more sense than him jumping ship with no continuity here. Urban is the only coach without a buyout of any kind on the table and makes the most sense from a starting fresh perspective. 

I'm still on the Urban to Texas train. 

Brody the Dog has impeccable sources.

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m a man of my word. but when urban doesn’t come to UT all the cowards here (>99% of the posters) will retreat into the shadows instead of giving me the credit I deserve for breaking the truth of the story months before even the most high profile media members knew what was going on.

I am the top insider here. period. get over it. 

If you get the story right I will most definitely give you your credit, followed by a nice suggestion for you to kindly go your mother. 

40 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

The Big Astronaut is showing night crew vibes:

 

Under new name image likeness rules this gonna give Franklin bbq a run for his money.  

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m a man of my word. but when urban doesn’t come to UT all the cowards here (>99% of the posters) will retreat into the shadows instead of giving me the credit I deserve for breaking the truth of the story months before even the most high profile media members knew what was going on.

I am the top insider here. period. get over it. 

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29 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

At this point, I'd be happy hiring Colt as a figurehead and keeping the current staff. The big thing is Herman is gone. Anything beyond that is gravy (though I still want Urban).

I would have been fine with Interim Ash for all next season.  Just get the clown out of the 40.

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m a man of my word. but when urban doesn’t come to UT all the cowards here (>99% of the posters) will retreat into the shadows instead of giving me the credit I deserve for breaking the truth of the story months before even the most high profile media members knew what was going on.

I am the top insider here. period. get over it. 

I have no skin in the game so I'm not going to say you're definitely right or absolutely wrong. I *hope* you're wrong but if it turns out that you were right I'll give you props. Either way, one of us will be happy and the other won't. Period.

5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

futureman's already bet his ass on this. What more do you want?

Crowd is tough...may be looking for

 

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Just now, ElChupacabra said:

I have no skin in the game so I'm not going to say you're definitely right or absolutely wrong. I *hope* you're wrong but if it turns out that you were right I'll give you props. Either way, one of us will be happy and the other won't. Period.

Why cant we all just be happy that Herman’s gone?

If you get the story right I will most definitely give you your credit, followed by a nice suggestion for you to kindly go your mother. 

This is the same fuckstick that promised the Brocks to UT. Block him like the rest of us have.
4 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Caddy B is jumping off the bandwagon

 

He might be the biggest ass clown of all "insiders". It was clear he had no "sources" from the beginning. 

Just now, AustinMT said:

Why cant we all just be happy that Herman’s gone?

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5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

futureman's already bet his ass on this. What more do you want?

I want Urban at Texas. Other than that I couldn't care less. But, Futureman has been incessant with his postings and I was just wondering if he's willing to go through with his bet if he should be wrong.

Why can’t texas do anything right? You fired Herman then go radio silent on the new hire? If it’s a process then come out and say that. If you have another coach hired then announce him or give a definite time you are announcing the new hire. You again have let reporters and twitter create the narrative of your program rather than controlling the narrative yourself. JFC. 

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Either way, one of us will be happy and the other won't. Period.

we’ll either both be happy or we won’t.  I want urban.  fisting is no big deal. 

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

I want Urban at Texas. Other than that I couldn't care less. But, Futureman has been incessant with his postings and I was just wondering if he's willing to go through with his bet if he should be wrong.

the only thing that has been incessant is the rampant delusion being shit all over the football board. 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Why can’t texas do anything right? You fired Herman then go radio silent on the new hire? If it’s a process then come out and say that. If you have another coach hired then announce him or give a definite time you are announcing the new hire. You again have let reporters and twitter create the narrative of your program rather than controlling the narrative yourself. JFC. 

 

There is always the chance that this is part of the narrative they want. Maybe not the best chance, but a chance nonetheless.

2 minutes ago, AustinMT said:

Why cant we all just be happy that Herman’s gone?

I am ecstatic that TH is gone. However, at what cost? Large buyout for anyone other than UM, Saban or Dabo is a loss in my book. And two of those names aren't realistic whatsoever. The third is only fiscally realistic at this point.

I've got two conspiracy theory ideas:

1) We needed to fire Tom and have a publicly available job for a little while

2) Urban wanted us to put the word out we were hiring Sark to maybe fuck up the Alabama players a little bit

 

 

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Why can’t texas do anything right? You fired Herman then go radio silent on the new hire? If it’s a process then come out and say that. If you have another coach hired then announce him or give a definite time you are announcing the new hire. You again have let reporters and twitter create the narrative of your program rather than controlling the narrative yourself. JFC. 

It's been three god damn hours for fucks sake.  Take a god damn ritalin and don't be such an impatient fuck.  If we are shitting on ourselves a week from now have at it...

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

 

There is always the chance that this is part of the narrative they want. Maybe not the best chance, but a chance nonetheless.

You think part of the plan was to make your school look like a joke? Or are you saying they are doing this on purpose(which I doubt) then announce a meh hire in sark in the end?

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