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if you want urban meyer as head coach at texas, cut your dick off

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What do I do after that?

This is my kinda thread

Why would we settle for Urban when all we need to do is hire Saban?

I think Jose Morinho is free?  He coaches football.

This year has had a lot of schematic breakdowns, confusion about spreads, wild predictions, and unexpected outcomes. Throughout all of it, this thread explains more about Texas football than all of that bullshit combined.

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I think Jose Morinho is free?  He coaches football.

At least he would park the bus on defense

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Actually the more that I think about it, I'll go ahead and cut my dick off.

"Nice guys" like tom herman who snort coke off hookers tits are too conservative.

I hate losing more than I like winning. I'll take urban in a second right now.

First page, great thread, really, not sarcasm

Jersey man has no use for his.  Do it for Texas. 

It's a big risk. He'll win, but he has no scruples to stop him from doing something shady. With our luck, we won't be able to squash it like Florida and Ohio State did, and he'll retire with "health problems" and we'll end up with a 3-year bowl ban.

Riley will end up as the Cowboys coach and Urban will end up at OU. They will continue to dominate this conference regardless of the consequences. 

We’re Texas. We’re too good for Urban. Blah blah fuckin blah. Fine. Then we’re gonna continue to be a mediocre program leaning our glory days that really haven’t been that glorious. But sure, go ahead and be a pious Texas Fan. Typical 

5 minutes ago, Otter said:

It's a big risk. He'll win, but he has no scruples to stop him from doing something shady. With our luck, we won't be able to squash it like Florida and Ohio State did, and he'll retire with "health problems" and we'll end up with a 3-year bowl ban.

Or continue to win and dominate...like Ohio State. Yeah that would suck. 

2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

and then set yourself on fire.

Do you have personal evidence that this will work?

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17 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Riley will end up as the Cowboys coach and Urban will end up at OU. They will continue to dominate this conference regardless of the consequences. 

And Texas fans will continue to pat themselves on the back of how noble they are for not wanting someone like that and how every other program is dirty. That is what teams of losing ass teams resort to. Being a "clean" program. When in reality, no one gave a damn of all the arrests and trouble the players got into when we were winning big. People only latch onto this shit when the losing starts.

If Urban came in here and started to have the success like he did at Florida and Ohio St, I guarantee you many would not give a shit about what kind of person he is or his past. Winning is a cure for a lot. It's easy to jump on the high horse when you are losing because you need to latch onto anything to make yourself feel better about your program.

24 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

We’re Texas. We’re too good for Urban. Blah blah fuckin blah. Fine. Then we’re gonna continue to be a mediocre program leaning our glory days that really haven’t been that glorious. But sure, go ahead and be a pious Texas Fan. Typical 

So Texas HAS to hire a morally bankrupt piece of excrement to not be mediocre? Well, then maybe mediocre is deserved.

43 minutes ago, SurlyORama said:

So Texas HAS to hire a morally bankrupt piece of excrement to not be mediocre? Well, then maybe mediocre is deserved.

Yes

Yes

Yes to which? Has to hire? Or deserved?


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1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Riley will end up as the Cowboys coach and Urban will end up at OU. They will continue to dominate this conference regardless of the consequences. 

I see this fucking happening.  Perfect combination of cheater and cheaters.  Blue chip program with blue chip coach.  There's only so many destinations, and Notre Dame isn't gonna be available for awhile.  USC and ousux, that's it.

 

1 hour ago, Call said:

Jersey man has no use for his.  Do it for Texas. 

If this is like some voodoo/witchcraft/rain dance type shit, i also nominate Jersey Man.

I want to win.  2005 was like heroin in my veins and I want it back, goddammit.  at this point I don’t give a shit who brings me the dragon but I’m tired of chasing it. 

11 minutes ago, SurlyORama said:


Yes to which? Has to hire? Or deserved?


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Has to hire. You know the answer

1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Riley will end up as the Cowboys coach and Urban will end up at OU. They will continue to dominate this conference regardless of the consequences. 

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6 minutes ago, F250 said:

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Sorry but I can see this happening while we endure Tom for another year and hire Randy Etsall the following year.  

Do all you fuckers who are shitting on Urban think that we have some righteous priest at the helm now?? Herman is well known amongst the Columbus skrips clubs and is rumored to cheat on his wife on the regular. Get over yourselves.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

And Texas fans will continue to pat themselves on the back of how noble they are for not wanting someone like that and how every other program is dirty. That is what teams of losing ass teams resort to. Being a "clean" program. When in reality, no one gave a damn of all the arrests and trouble the players got into when we were winning big. People only latch onto this shit when the losing starts.

If Urban came in here and started to have the success like he did at Florida and Ohio St, I guarantee you many would not give a shit about what kind of person he is or his past. Winning is a cure for a lot. It's easy to jump on the high horse when you are losing because you need to latch onto anything to make yourself feel better about your program.

They’d all forget about it after 5 Conference wins and 2 Nattys.

In 8 years.

 

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This is like the thread debating whether we go to the playoffs if we win out. Ain't gonna happen. Tom's getting another year and Urban won't be available.

Edited by Thetexashammer

Ask Miami Canes fans if they'd rather have Jimmy Johnson or Randy Shannon. They hired Randy Shannon to clean up their image and push players to graduate, how has that worked out for them? They've sucked ass since 2007 and never recovered, their one highlight in a decade was a 10-3 season sound like familiar territory? Y'all believe you can run a completely clean program and make the playoffs consistently? Nope. Bama, Clemson, Ohio St, OU all crooked, but they dominate their respective conferences and win.

I don't approve of the behavior involving Zach Smith, not at all. It's in the past, I'm fairly certain Urban wouldn't attempt to pull anything like that off in the future. We're stuck with MENSA for at least one more season regardless, but I wouldn't be mad if Texas hired Urban. He's a proven winner and would right this ship. Watching Texas football this last decade is the equivalent of slamming your dick in the door repeatedly. 4 losing seasons in a decade, lost to KU  which amounts to one of the most embarrassing losses of modern Texas football, being owned by Ok St and TCU, yeah that shit is tiresome. Hey maybe CDC will hire another g5 coach to recruit choir boys and we can watch OU continue to own the Big 12 while we lose to the likes of Ok St, TCU and WVU.

 

4 hours ago, Longhorn said:

What about Chad Morris? Might be able to snag from the SEC.

Arky Chad?! Is that a fucking joke?

Do all you fuckers who are shitting on Urban think that we have some righteous priest at the helm now?? Herman is well known amongst the Columbus skrips clubs and is rumored to cheat on his wife on the regular. Get over yourselves.

Holy shit! Zach Smith posts here!

 

Arky Chad?! Is that a fucking joke?

Yes, you stupid fucking chucklefuck.

 

 

Well if it makes you guys feel any better, I goddamned absolutely do NOT want Urban Meyer at Texas.

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