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It’s clear we have no interest in winning championships. Focus on academics and quit giving any fucks about athletics in any capacity.

14 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

It’s clear we have no interest in winning championships. Focus on academics and quit giving any fucks about athletics in any capacity.

Buy a rope

I think it’s pretty clear we already shut down football 

Maybe we could drop to D2, join the Lone Star Conference and establish a rivalry with UT-Permian Basin?

Never go full agg...

I wish I could be a moderator all this week just to exterminate the trolls and the texaggy threads like this one.  Fuck off you dumb motherfucker.

We win on average 1 championship per year. Last year was mens tennis, the year before that I believe was mens swimming. No need to bring in the rest of our programs into the football shit show

42 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

It’s clear we have no interest in winning championships. Focus on academics and quit giving any fucks about athletics in any capacity.

Smoking Ice tonight?

OP does have a point other than the one atop his head. Seems like something just ain't right on the 40. Been this way for a long time. Not breaking through to the other side. Another year passes and still looking in from the outside.

57 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Dude...go fuck your face.  

I’m so hammered this is making me

laugh non stop 

I see Girdwood is taking the loss well. 

9 minutes ago, BradWilcox said:

OP does have a point other than the one atop his head. Seems like something just ain't right on the 40. Been this way for a long time. Not breaking through to the other side. Another year passes and still looking in from the outside.

Really, with a longer view, things are just right on the 40.  We are a football power because we've been doing it longer than most and mostly at an above-.500 clip.  Our periods of greatness are short and widely spaced.

36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Maybe we could drop to D2, join the Lone Star Conference and establish a rivalry with UT-Permian Basin?

well, now, we could probably win the lone star conference.  that’d be pretty nice, a conference championship.  and D2 has a legitimate playoff as well, which would be fun.  I’m on board. 

2 hours ago, Girdwood said:

It’s clear we have no interest in winning championships. Focus on academics and quit giving any fucks about athletics in any capacity.

Dude, you're a fucking idiot. Baseball and swimming are excelling. 

Actually I’m at the point where I agree with this, even after sobering up. Go the Ivy route with athletics with no scholarships and true student athletes. It would certainly get rid of the hundreds of people who do nothing but make a nice living leeching off of our misery. I just made a donation to the Texas Hockey team. Teams like this are the future of UT athletics.

On 10/27/2019 at 12:07 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Dude, you're a fucking idiot. Baseball and swimming are excelling. 

Baseball is excelling?  Really?

On 10/26/2019 at 9:07 PM, Girdwood said:

It’s clear we have no interest in winning championships. Focus on academics and quit giving any fucks about athletics in any capacity.

I mean if what you are saying is true and we have no interest in winning championships than it seems the second sentence is already taking place. Besides it is not like just shutting down athletics is going to help or harm or influence academics in anyway, so let's just keep our mediocre sports engine rolling along.

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23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Baseball is excelling?  Really?

Hey now, not everybody can make the Big XII conference tourney.....they only take the top 8 teams in conference.

Footage of Girdwood after the TCU game

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56 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Sports are to be endured

You have no idea.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Sports are to be endured

 

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Hey now, not everybody can make the Big XII conference tourney.....they only take the top 8 teams in conference.

out of 9

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Volleyball is now #1...

Men have had their time. It's the age of the Texas woman now. 

25 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Men have had their time. It's the age of the Texas woman now. 

Buckle up

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Volleyball is now #1...

I was gonna say that I enjoy taking the family to Texas volleyball games.  Those girls are alright!

54 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Men have had their time. It's the age of the Texas woman now. 

If only. The women's programs continue to underachieve.

On 10/26/2019 at 9:21 PM, Mother mopar said:

Drugs are bad

 

Well, sometimes. But not always, and not all drugs. Kind of situational, really.

 

 

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Bread and circuses are serious business.

God knows we have an abundance of both in this country.

Men have had their time. It's the age of the Texas woman now. 


So we’re a Women’s basketball/Volleyball school?
On 10/26/2019 at 9:44 PM, Beau Vine said:

Maybe we could drop to D2, join the Lone Star Conference and establish a rivalry with UT-Permian Basin?

And aggy -Kingsville.   They suck too.   

On 10/27/2019 at 12:07 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Dude, you're a fucking idiot. Baseball and swimming are excelling. 

After Surly fires Tom and Shaka,   David Pierce is next.

Actually I’m at the point where I agree with this, even after sobering up. Go the Ivy route with athletics with no scholarships and true student athletes. It would certainly get rid of the hundreds of people who do nothing but make a nice living leeching off of our misery. I just made a donation to the Texas Hockey team. Teams like this are the future of UT athletics.


Don’t forget about Quiddich.
On 10/26/2019 at 10:21 PM, futureman said:

well, now, we could probably win the lone star conference.  that’d be pretty nice, a conference championship.  and D2 has a legitimate playoff as well, which would be fun.  I’m on board. 

This place would still lose its shit when Colorado School of Mines hung 50+ on us in the playoffs.  

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