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  • Some of you root for things like Jake Smith transferring just so you can bitch about Herman. It’s pathetic. There’s nothing substantive on this thread, and I’m not sure there’s ever been any legi

  • TreatyOak
    TreatyOak

    LOL, when they leave they were a "wasted scholarship dude who would never amount to anything." But when we get one, he's a "sleeper all-American type, who's a highly underutilized superstar in the mak

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Maybe he should catch better. Maybe not fumble punts. Maybe run a route that isn’t fucking embarrassing on film. Then maybe he’d have a legitimate whine and he’d see a lot more field.  I’m as ant

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#252
4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Couple of pages of Surly shitting on a kid based for basically no reason that we can confirm....

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Seriously. A 6 page thread because a teenager changed some pictures on social media? If you're reading this Jake (hopefully you're not), this is the extreme fringe of the fanbase. Most of us want to see you and the team play well.. just hold onto the ball.

#253
4 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Seriously. A 6 page thread because a teenager changed some pictures on social media? 

Naahhh - because he didn't catch a (probable) TD pass that hit him right in the hands, in stride. Probable, because apparently he's lost his sprinter's speed - although he may still be faster than Ingram...

#254
54 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Seriously. A 6 page thread because a teenager changed some pictures on social media? If you're reading this Jake (hopefully you're not), this is the extreme fringe of the fanbase. Most of us want to see you and the team play well.. just hold onto the ball.

...and try blocking someone on the WR screen

#256
59 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

although he may still be faster than Ingram...

Who isn't?

 

 

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#258

Give the kid a break. If he had caught it and scored, it would have been negated by some BS call by the refs anyways.

#259
2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

although he may still be faster than Ingram...

Steal Your Girl Costume GIF

#260
At least when Strong was here he was so bad we could all get worked up about getting rid of him.
Now we're just a meh team in a meh conference with a meh coach. 

Tom Herman is our Jason Garrett/Bill O’Brien. Not shitty enough to get fired.
#261
13 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:


Tom Herman is our Jason Garrett/Bill O’Brien. Not shitty enough to get fired.

Narrator:  Both of whom have been fired.  

#262
2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Narrator:  Both of whom have been fired.  

Tragically, we have no Jerrah to recognize the patterns as they unfold. 

#263
Narrator:  Both of whom have been fired.  

Look how long it took, when the problems were spotted early on. We’re stuck with Tom for 5 to 10.
#264

When he scores two td’s tomorrow will you assholes shut up?   

#267

Jake Smith can redeem himself tomorrow. Ingram cannot. He's let us down too much. If Rojo can go, it should be Rojo/Bijan and let Ingram enioy the bench for awhile while he gets to see what real RB's are capable of. I have zero faith in Ingram. 

#268

Is there any possibility that Jake has decided to become a man and step way back from certain social media?  Isn’t Instagram for girls, anyway?

#270
10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Have we ever had a anyone who blocked on the WR screen?

Yes. Opponents.

#272
12 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Jake Smith can redeem himself tomorrow. Ingram cannot. He's let us down too much. If Rojo can go, it should be Rojo/Bijan and let Ingram enioy the bench for awhile while he gets to see what real RB's are capable of. I have zero faith in Ingram. 

If Ingram has his best game as a Horn I will expect you back in here with this same energy 

#273
20 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well did he lay it himself?

Jake's from Scottsdale.  His yard is probably completely xeriscaped with rocks and gravel.  

No, Jake's from State Farm.

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#274
50 minutes ago, Nope said:

If Ingram has his best game as a Horn I will expect you back in here with this same energy 

Absolutely. I'll give him major props if he has his best game. I'll also cheer if he does anything good. 

#275
25 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Absolutely. I'll give him major props if he has his best game. I'll also cheer if he does anything good. 

Nvm

#279
4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is weird. Unless he aggravated the hamstring.

We've only run like 6 plays. Too early to say what his role is today (not saying his ass isn't benched)

#280

He’s clearly not playing and there is no word on him being injured. Maybe the smoke this week was something. 

#281
8 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

We've only run like 6 plays. Too early to say what his role is today (not saying his ass isn't benched)

But he's the starter at slot. And hasn't played a down. 

#284

I don't know why, but I thought he was 4.

He was in the runout from the tunnel, holding a flag and not in pads.  Jersey and shorts.  I was wondering who white guy 16 was.

Edited by TwiceHorn

#286
2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Smith will be in the portal soon

Mitchell punched a coach and quit the team publicly twice and still starts. Foster quit the team two weeks ago and started today. Imagine what Smith actually did not to play? 

#287

Saw that Jeff Howe posted Jake Smith is dressed out...

Jeff:  "He's there. Dressed out and everything."

#294

I saw Smith with Helmet on near the coaches several times so it seemed like he may play. Didn't see him on the field though. I guess the suspicions were right

#295
2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I saw Smith with Helmet on near the coaches several times so it seemed like he may play. Didn't see him on the field though. I guess the suspicions were right

Him and Liebrock are gone. Maybe Vaughn too

#298
4 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Why do we have a monopoly on bitchass panties?!?

To coordinate with our bitchass approach to CFB worldwide domination.

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