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Off to USC huh? So he's following in Ingram's footsteps.... I like Jake, but I DO NOT wish him well. 

P.S. FUCK USC!

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It seems enirely possible that Cousin Jake discovered - or was told - that Sark isn't going to play a WR who doesn't run routes as defined and crisply instead of rounding everything off, and even if he learnt to do so would still drop an inordinate number of balls thrown to him. 

As we found with John Burt, it makes jack shit how fast he runs, he still has to catch the balls that do reach him.

I always hoped that Jake would put it all together, he certainly flashed at moments, but I'm not real sad to see him go since he seemed to want out all the time.

That said, if the rumors about him and Jake Ehlinger being close and planned roommates this year are true, that combined with Jake's struggles on the field and with injuries, along with coaching turnover (yes, for the better, but this isn't the coach who recruited him) add up to an unsurprising exit. I don't really understand the hate towards him for leaving, given all of that.

40 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I I don't really understand the hate towards him for leaving, given all of that.
 

It’s standard fanthink. Play for my team and you’re great. Don’t wanna be on my team, then you’re a worthless piece of shit not even worthy of wearing a jockstrap. Important to remember that when it comes to fan(atic)s, all logic and reason leave the equation. 

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Don't see the big deal with this, if there's one person I trust to be very familiar with the concept of rehab it's Jake Smith

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, it's UTLA?

Well they are a UT property.

 

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40 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Well they are a UT property.

 

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Twice over 

 

We need to buy out a nonCon and play the tools ASAP before all the rejects (transfers) are gone.  

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Maybe Jake can sign a NIL deal with Butterfinger.

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20 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Maybe Jake can sign a NIL deal with Butterfinger.

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Seems like a depth perception issue.

he hates herman. y’all hate herman. can you not find a little solidarity there?

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

he hates herman. y’all hate herman. can you not find a little solidarity there?

I hate agreeing with you, but this is true. Everyone that had the misfortune of playing for turtle and his shitty staff need some rehab. Some tucked their tail and sought it elsewhere. Fuck 'em 

USC got...

Jake Smith - always injured

Keontay Ingram - may have cost us 3 games

Malcolm Epps - scared of 5'8" DBs

Xavion Alford - Not sure he ever played

Todd Orlando - Lulz

Bryan Carrington - the only real loss

12 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

USC got...

Jake Smith - always injured

Keontay Ingram - may have cost us 3 games

Malcolm Epps - scared of 5'8" DBs

Xavion Alford - Not sure he ever played

Todd Orlando - Lulz

Bryan Carrington - the only real loss

I don’t think anyone cried.  

  • 1 year later...

Was looking at the USC vs OSU game for betting purposes and noticed Jake isn’t listed on usc’s roster.  Anyone have an update?  

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Isn’t

Yeah, he’s injured again.  Jk

I can’t believe a thread about Jake Smith had 11 pages. We must have been bored. 

7 minutes ago, SDG said:

Was looking at the USC vs OSU game for betting purposes and noticed Jake is listed on usc’s roster.  Anyone have an update?  

He’s still not listed on the USC website, your site must be using an outdated roster 

1 minute ago, Nope said:

He’s still not listed on the USC website, your site must be using an outdated roster 

You’re correct. That’s what I was trying to type on my iPad.  Fixed.  

I think it was mentioned before that he’s selling insurance in Scottsdale now

1 hour ago, Atticus said:

I think it was mentioned before that he’s selling insurance in Scottsdale now

That gig didn't work out. He kept dropping clients' coverage.

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  • 10 months later...
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Guy can't catch a break... And F the NCAA for crap like this.

 

I disagree....how is it misguided really? 

Dude literally transferred twice. The rule has been in place.

 

54 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I disagree....how is it misguided really? 

Dude literally transferred twice. The rule has been in place.

JT Daniels agrees. 

I know a kid that is a class of 2017 recruit and is about to turn 25 that played at Blinn and now is at his 3rd D1 program 

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I know a kid that is a class of 2017 recruit and is about to turn 25 that played at Blinn and now is at his 3rd D1 program 

You know a "kid" is turning 25? 

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I disagree....how is it misguided really? 

Dude literally transferred twice. The rule has been in place.

He transferred (Dec 22) before the rule was put in place (Mar 23). NCAA decided they were going to apply the rule retroactively in his case.

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

He transferred (Dec 22) before the rule was put in place (Mar 23). NCAA decided they were going to apply the rule retroactively in his case.

Here is me not caring 

16 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

You know a "kid" is turning 25? 

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Well I met him when he was 6 so I still kinda consider him a kid. He was my older son's teammate

2 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

I'm confused why Jake couldn't have played at USC if he is healthy now. 

Because he sucks. 

13 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

I'm confused why Jake couldn't have played at USC if he is healthy now. 

Way I understand it is because USC doctors won't clear him to play. (Freed up spot for someone else so Smith has 3yrs eligibility but can't use it at USC)

Hopping schools every season is fucking lame and I don't feel bad for anyone that's done it getting dinged. It got way out of hand with the COVID shit.

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

class of 2017 recruit

Should be well on his way to a PhD now

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

played at Blinn

Nevermind

Does he speak Russian? Is he going to rob a train with the Russian Mafia?

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I disagree....how is it misguided really? 

Dude literally transferred twice. The rule has been in place.

Literally?

On 8/11/2023 at 3:48 PM, Jasper_Jester said:

I'm confused why Jake couldn't have played at USC if he is healthy now. 


He got processed out of USC. 

On 9/24/2022 at 12:31 PM, Underdog said:

Got to be the sickest man in America!

It took 10+ months for someone recognize this greatness?

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:


He got processed out of USC. 

If USC kicked him out he should be eligible to play immediately. Seems like he should sue USC and NCAA

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