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1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

Well, let’s see here now, 1, 3,  Nope,  2, 4,  Nope.  Can I get some help here?

weren't those chicks in The Warriors?

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2 hours ago, Your Mom said:

I know right... what an idoit.  Total regard.

 

I'm absolutely uphauled.

33 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Well, let’s see here now, 1, 3,  Nope,  2, 4,  Nope.  Can I get some help here?

Ain't a damn thing wrong with the Donnas.

 

 

4 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Ain't a damn thing wrong with the Donnas.

 

 

so Gene Simmons was needing some pussy or what? 

42 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Well, let’s see here now, 1, 3,  Nope,  2, 4,  Nope.  Can I get some help here?

4,3,2,1

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

This post seems to indicate our coaching staff well help him improve.

That's laughable.

CDC had the meeting with MensaTom. There will be some new coaches, and WR likely to be one.

Please tell me that’s not just hopeful conjecture.

9 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Please tell me that’s not just hopeful conjecture.

It’s not.  It’s hopeful message board conjecture.  

On 11/10/2019 at 6:38 AM, Tex Pete said:

 It’s like you’re begging for it to happen. 

How else will they cum?

31 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I like my receivers like I like my women - young, raw and eager to score.

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He forgot the Mike's Hard Lemonade.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

This post seems to indicate our coaching staff well help him improve.

That's laughable.

Very true. If Herman doesn't replace Meh, I shudder to think how bad it can actually get in recruiting and on the field. 

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

CDC had the meeting with MensaTom. There will be some new coaches, and WR likely to be one.

says who

Not like that's a problem.  Best way to hide a couple of fat girls in a music video > Lot of clothes, face shots, and quick cuts.

That vid is a clinic.

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1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Not like that's a problem.  Best way to hide fat girls in a music video > Lot of clothes, face shots, and quick cuts.

That vid is a clinic.

Fat girls? Cajun, you know I love you but Kermit would have plowed through each and every one of those girls in his youth. I’m no Vic Mackey, but those girls ain’t fat. Ugly maybe, but not fat. Just a little extra cushion. 

22 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jake let's compete.  Take Kelvontay Dixon and reinstate Josh Moore.  Attitude adjustment or GTFO.  Problem solved.  

I think he already flunked the "attitude" segment of the test.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Cajun should definitely check out the following pic.

Sure there's one Vic special but I'd slam hammer the rest. Yeah it was a over decade ago, but I might have been young enough to interest them then.

Couldn't agree more. All female group playing catchy heavy rock and roll about getting drunk and getting laid, while always paying homage to the rock and metal greats. Much better return on investment than Mehringer.

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1 hour ago, GoldAppleCorps said:

You guys prolly woulda turned down Wendy O. Williams too!

I think some of these guys are more GG Allin fans.

I keep seeing this thread thinking the worst, then I click on it and it's just a bunch of middle-aged men with their hot "The Donna's" talk. I guess no news is good news.

 

So, I'd take the one in the yellow tank.

13 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I missed the Donnas era somehow 

You missed nothing.

 

;-)

 

2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

The Donnas are in my wheelhouse.

You'd have to fight a couple of them for that sammich Shank.

9 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

The Donnas are in my wheelhouse.

well, one of them is  big as a wheelhouse

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Everyone who is happy with the kid's performance this season, please tell me to go fuck myself. 

Late to this thread, but I’ve got two questions; Did this young man start in front of your son, nephew, or family friend’s son? Or did he date your daughter, and it ended badly?
I G-Rated the second question.
And go fuck yourself, just because I like telling people to do that, it’s just kinda fun.
On 11/12/2019 at 5:40 PM, Macanudo said:

I think some of these guys are more GG Allin fans.

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I don't know what's going on with Jake Smith, but he's run some dismal routes as of late.

 

Smith has already quit 

spoiler. So has the rest of the team.

Just now, satyanash said:

I don't know what's going on with Jake Smith, but he's run some dismal routes as of late.

 

Feels like Jake might be portal bound....

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

I don't know what's going on with Jake Smith, but he's run some dismal routes as of late.

 

Probably the same thing going on with most of the team and fanbase as well at this point.  Doesn't give a shit.

definitely a good thing that john burt got so much more run than him.  burts always been such a difference maker...

Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

I don't know what's going on with Jake Smith, but he's run some dismal routes as of late.

 

Hmmm, maybe the Shipley comparisons were a bit premature.  

Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.
In our offense is there a non contested ball?
1 hour ago, El Hornarino said:

Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.

Don't forget being an utterly shitty blocker!

 

1 hour ago, HoustonHorn said:
2 hours ago, El Hornarino said:
Smith is just trying to fit in with other receivers who run poor routes, or don't catch contested balls.

In our offense is there a non contested ball?

Obviously. Sometimes they're overthrown.

  • 10 months later...

Don’t know how to say this without just setting off the panic alarms, but Smith just deleted all of his Instagram pictures and bio related to Texas.

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don’t know how to say this without just setting off the panic alarms, but Smith just deleted all of his Instagram pictures and bio related to Texas.

He's ready to go drop passes for a bigger program. 

5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don’t know how to say this without just setting off the panic alarms, but Smith just deleted all of his Instagram pictures and bio related to Texas.

Proof they were there before?

He made a lot of freshman mistakes at a freshman, and he's continuing to make a lot of freshman mistakes as a sophomore. Wouldn't surprise me if he was told about getting dropped down on the depth chart and this is his knee jerk response. Oh well best of luck to him if he decides to quit and go somewhere else

17 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don’t know how to say this without just setting off the panic alarms, but Smith just deleted all of his Instagram pictures and bio related to Texas.

Are you a grown man who follows college players on Instagram?

Our list of excuses for losing to OU keeps growing. 

I'm sure Tom is pleased.

Most of our passes are to guys standing still behind the line. Don't need a Gatorade Player of the Year to run that route.

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Too many prima donnas on this team 

That attitude starts at the top

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