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tom herman is not charlie strong.  after the bye week we’ll be healthier and will have had a chance to catch our breath and regroup.  orlando will make adjustments to our defensive scheme because at this point he has no other choice; we’ll be better on defense because it’s not possible to be worse.  sam will finish the season on fire because he’s tough as nails and does not shrink under pressure.  herman will have these guys ready to go and we finish 9-3.  if baylor loses to OU we finish 10-3.  fight me. 

3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

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I think we have the right answer here.

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Who gets drunk at 2:30 on a Monday?

Doesn't seem like an unreasonable activity for devoted followers of the program to partake in this season  🤷‍♂️

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

We?  

I think it's the Royal We here, so just futureman and snacks. 

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17 minutes ago, futureman said:

tom herman is not charlie strong.  after the bye week we’ll be healthier and will have had a chance to catch our breath and regroup.  orlando will make adjustments to our defensive scheme because at this point he has no other choice; we’ll be better on defense because it’s not possible to be worse.  sam will finish the season on fire because he’s tough as nails and does not shrink under pressure.  herman will have these guys ready to go and we finish 9-3.  if baylor loses to OU we finish 10-3.  fight me. 

if only there was a way that some coaches could be located in an elevated position to get a better vantage point and observe what the offense was doing and perhaps make recommendations as to what the defense should do to counteract that, and be able to communicate that info to coaches in closer proximity to the players    

26 minutes ago, futureman said:

... orlando will make adjustments to our defensive scheme because at this point he has no other choice; we’ll be better on defense because it’s not possible to be worse ...

 

This is the hill you choose to die on?

I know what you're doing. You're trying to trick me into giving something away. It won't work.

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32 minutes ago, futureman said:

tom herman is not charlie strong.  after the bye week we’ll be healthier and will have had a chance to catch our breath and regroup.  orlando will make adjustments to our defensive scheme because at this point he has no other choice; we’ll be better on defense because it’s not possible to be worse.  sam will finish the season on fire because he’s tough as nails and does not shrink under pressure.  herman will have these guys ready to go and we finish 9-3.  if baylor loses to OU we finish 10-3.  fight me. 

Man, am I glad you’re from the future.  

Maybe he's from two seconds into the future.  Sort of a cruel irony.  I can tell the future! Wait, we just passed it.

Well you were correct about Mike White, so I’m onboard. 
 

Win out!

We have already done threads like this during this season. Maybe third time is a charm *sigh*

1 hour ago, futureman said:

tom herman is not charlie strong.  after the bye week we’ll be healthier and will have had a chance to catch our breath and regroup.  orlando will make adjustments to our defensive scheme because at this point he has no other choice; we’ll be better on defense because it’s not possible to be worse.  sam will finish the season on fire because he’s tough as nails and does not shrink under pressure.  herman will have these guys ready to go and we finish 9-3.  if baylor loses to OU we finish 10-3.  fight me. 

Well you are the guy from the future.

This is about the fifth guy to proclaim we will win out. And the fourth game in a row someone has proclaimed that Orlando has no choice but to adjust. I think by now numbnuts would have adjusted if he knew how. Numbnuts is numb to the kicks to the nuts our defense is taking.

Never get high on your own supply. If the supply is good doe hook a brother up 💯

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well you are the guy from the future.

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2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Hello Tom or is it Michelle using the Futureman handle?

"fight me" gives it away - def Michelle 

Todd Orlando is our defensive coordinator. We aren’t winning out. In fact, we’ll lose one of the next two games against either Iowa state or Baylor. I want to be wrong so bad, but the defense is trash. 

Y'all done got futureman'ed

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2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Todd Orlando is our defensive coordinator. We aren’t winning out. In fact, we’ll lose one of the next two games against either Iowa state or Baylor. I want to be wrong so bad, but the defense is trash. 

Trash doesn't deserve to be compared to this defense. 

Futureman taking my fragile, emotional state, and pissing all over it.  Thanks Orlando you fucking joke.  

I must respectfully disagree with the proposition set forth by Mr. Futureman.  I base my opinion on the apparent stupidity of our present Defensive Coordinator, and the apparent inability of our Head Coach to grasp the size and the nature of the challenges before him. Fisticuffs will not be necessary. I am old enough to have been hit in the face a number of times, but young enough to remember how much it hurt. But no, we aint winning out, no fucking how.

futureman with reverse jinx so we get a new coach

53 minutes ago, housious said:

Trash doesn't deserve to be compared to this defense. 

That all depends on who’s trash it is, where is it located, and is it on fire?

12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

It is a shit schedule.  Certainly possible

It's not though. Tech is the only shitty team on the schedule.

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