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32 minutes ago, BottleRocket said:

Is it Muledick?

It's always muledick

Day 1 and a Fatwa already declared - a good start.

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

When does erhine get here & start uploading .gifs?

Usually after I get out of church.

12 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

You should start a thread thanking the mods. 

Don't forgot to call yourself a donator

Do we have to post our pay stub?

16 minutes ago, RPM said:

Do we have to post our pay stub?

Nah, just the finance terms on your used 12 year old Corvette. 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Do we have to post our pay stub?

Pay stubs are for the poors.

Edited by Brew

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Do we have to post our pay stub?

Only if you want to impress your Scandinavian rental at the Cheesecake Factory. 

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

How many socks will Rocko make over here?

Rocko, and all his socks, are a hitby sock

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Well, you started the same awful threads. Thought we were just doing the same thing over here?

I’ve donated more to this site than anyone, and I’m not willing to prove it.

23 hours ago, skipperj said:

Suck it.

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Yawn

11 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Nah, just the finance terms on your used 12 year old Corvette. 

Or pictures of your “girlfriend” at Cheesecake Factory 

16 minutes ago, Rocko said:

Yawn

I'm guessing they fixed the yahoo mail error

Edited by CowboyFred

17 hours ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

What about eggs?

Eggs are delicious.

It’s a good thing TJ’s worst poster survey went under the radar on the other site. All that hates gonna burn you up. 

New website, same tired sayings by Rocko. 

24 minutes ago, mdmost said:

New website, same tired sayings by Rocko. 

Rocko is that crappy end table you move into your new apartment because Aunt Martha gave it to you instead of a graduation present. And who wants to go get a nice end table if its sole purpose is just to soak up Natty Light rings?

That’s Rocko’s Special Purpose. 

On 3/26/2018 at 3:38 PM, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

What about eggs?

What about salmon?

Go and do the research, like I did. 

4 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

What about salmon?

Go and do the research, like I did. 

what’s in eggs?

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