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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Didn't get my activation email, but I think I'm here.

You're not here. We can't see you or your fucking posts. 

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Didn't get my activation email, but I think I'm here.

Dad, I can hear you.  You don't have to yell into the phone, just talk normally.

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6 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Great fucking thread, jesus fuck. 

Good to see not much has changed.

 

16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Good to see not much has changed.

It's only been about 12 hours, but I can feel us changing. We're becoming better fucking people. 

We wouldn't even post a thread of Mother Teresa's tits right now. Maybe later this afternoon, but not during lunch. 

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1 minute ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

 

It's only been about 12 hours, but I can feel us changing. We're becoming better fucking people. 

We wouldn't even post a thread of Mother Teresa's tits right now. Maybe later this afternoon, but not during lunch. 

Is a mullet better than a rant?

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Is a mullet better than a rant?

No. They're both typical Okie trash things, but it was time to upgrade to Gundy 2.0. 

8 minutes ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

 

It's only been about 12 hours, but I can feel us changing. We're becoming better fucking people. 

We wouldn't even post a thread of Mother Teresa's tits right now. Maybe later this afternoon, but not during lunch. 

 

Wanna bet?

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Glad to see the influx of posters migrating here. Some of the user name and avatar changes are confusing right now, but I'll figure this out. 

I feel displaced. 

Has anyone seen retread, burntorangebongos. or Chooky make it over yet? 

 

35 minutes ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

 

It's only been about 12 hours, but I can feel us changing. We're becoming better fucking people. 

We wouldn't even post a thread of Mother Teresa's tits right now. Maybe later this afternoon, but not during lunch. 

It’s only a matter of time.  We are still trying to find all the bathrooms in this place. 

Are the terms of service for realz?

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You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this website to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law.

 

lulz.  I'd rep you for the post if I wasn't already at the daily limit.

14 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

It’s only a matter of time.  We are still trying to find all the bathrooms in this place. 

Some will just shit in the shower.

Are we supposed to read that for real?

 

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I'm posting this as "proof" of my balance forward for 8+ years of wasting my life

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You currently have 1601006 reputation point(s). (stolen from tOldBoard)

 

6 hours ago, bernorange said:

lulz.  I'd rep you for the post if I wasn't already at the daily limit.

The new "must spread rep?"

8 hours ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

Glad to see the influx of posters migrating here. Some of the user name and avatar changes are confusing right now, but I'll figure this out. 

I feel displaced. 

Has anyone seen retread, burntorangebongos. or Chooky make it over yet? 

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Finally made it. Where's the closest ice machine?

8 hours ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

Glad to see the influx of posters migrating here. Some of the user name and avatar changes are confusing right now, but I'll figure this out. 

I feel displaced. 

Has anyone seen retread, burntorangebongos. or Chooky make it over yet? 

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Finally made it. Where's the closest ice machine?

8 hours ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

Glad to see the influx of posters migrating here. Some of the user name and avatar changes are confusing right now, but I'll figure this out. 

I feel displaced. 

Has anyone seen retread, burntorangebongos. or Chooky make it over yet? 

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Finally made it. Where's the closest ice machine?

Sweet. retread with the site’s first triple post.

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1 minute ago, retread said:

Finally made it. Where's the closest ice machine?

like ever motel 6, they will keep the light on, but the Ice Machine will be 'Out of Order'

8 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

I'm posting this as "proof" of my balance forward for 8+ years of wasting my life

 

Hornnfans was polite society

Shaggy was fight club

Surly is project mayhem

All of your rep, and everyone's rep has been reset to zero. I hope you brought the following:

Two pairs of black shirts.

Two pairs of black pants.

One pair of combat boots.

Two pairs of black socks.

One black jacket.

$300 personal burial money.

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