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Do not go in there for 35 to 45 minutes.

RIP

Winky Dinky Ho Cakes! Ho's gotta eat, too!

I'd like to think he was laid to rest in that mushroom shirt, mushroom belt, and a special mushroom lined jacket.  

Rest in Peace, Sir.  

Some of his finest work

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'd like to think he was laid to rest in that mushroom shirt, mushroom belt, and a special mushroom lined jacket.  

Rest in Peace, Sir.  

 

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You got to Coordinate! 

 

7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Don't get pussy whipped!  Whip. That. Pussy!

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Granddad on The Boondocks was my favorite role.

 Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlin... All the pig feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat some of them chitlins, I love pig feet!

RIP good sir

23 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Is he Reese's dad?

yes

  • 5 years later...

(Munching frozen grapes, smacking lips)

“Every tiiiime I come in the kitchen you in front of the frigerata, eatin up AALLL the FOOD!  I want some pig feet!  I’d like to have some hog maw!”

He delivered some of the best lines in a film loaded with them. He was shocked Craig was about to dump Capn Crunch in the trash. “WHAT you doin with that surrell!?  You better EAT that surrell!

in the end he inspired Craig to stand up to Deebo and defeat him, which tied up the plot lines rather nicey, we always thought.

Friday - easily in the Llama family’s top 5 all time most loved.

Next Friday is very re-watchable for me as well. Mike Epps is hilarious.

“Baby D know about all the new snacks before they hit the streets. All the bootleg snacks. Year 2000 snacks. Talkin bout a new Twinkie coming out next month. It’s a bad motherfucker.”

Next Friday is very re-watchable for me as well. Mike Epps is hilarious.

“Baby D know about all the new snacks before they hit the streets. All the bootleg snacks. Year 2000 snacks. Talkin bout a new Twinkie coming out next month. It’s a bad motherfucker.”

Cream filling shoot all in your mouth, glitter.
On 5/11/2025 at 3:00 PM, Bama Llama said:

(Munching frozen grapes, smacking lips)

“Every tiiiime I come in the kitchen you in front of the frigerata, eatin up AALLL the FOOD!  I want some pig feet!  I’d like to have some hog maw!”

He delivered some of the best lines in a film loaded with them. He was shocked Craig was about to dump Capn Crunch in the trash. “WHAT you doin with that surrell!?  You better EAT that surrell!

in the end he inspired Craig to stand up to Deebo and defeat him, which tied up the plot lines rather nicey, we always thought.

Friday - easily in the Llama family’s top 5 all time most loved.

I quote that kitchen scene to my dog daily. He usually just wants ice but it's a beating. 

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