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  • Here's the thing that makes me absolutely livid about this... Cheating happens all the time in baseball. At all levels. All levels. The MLB itself cheats the game by juicing the ball. Players juiced t

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    It's not the end, I agree. The Astros are still sacks of giant shit, though.  Shame on them.

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    Very sad to see that the Astros are basically dipshit cheaters from the top down. Hey, at least the Black Sox are happy that someone else is wearing their crown of infamy.    

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Cat is out of the bag now.

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On 5/8/2020 at 4:31 PM, TonyTexas said:

It seems to me that this 5 round draft minimizes the effect of Astros losing the first 2 draft picks. You can’t really play shenanigans as much with slot money because undrafted players are maxed out at $20k   Might be a good opportunity to rebuild the farm with underpriced talent. 

was thinking the same thing.

Plus, I have to think our scouting is in the top quartile. This will be important with so little current tape on this years draft crop. 

57 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Plus, I have to think data analysis is in the top quartile. This will be important with so little current tape on this years draft crop. 

FIFY

Luhnow gutted the scouts.  

I'm sure Manfred will still find a way to fuck the Astros.

Fuck Bud Selig
8 minutes ago, ERhine said:


Fuck Bud Selig

I have cousins in Milwaukee (very under rated city), yadda yadda yadda, I have an open invite to meet Mr Selig at a dinner club they all frequent. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I have cousins in Milwaukee (very under rated city), yadda yadda yadda, I have an open invite to meet Mr Selig at a dinner club they all frequent. 

He probably enjoys white wine with a well-done steak.

Fuck him.

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I have cousins in Milwaukee (very under rated city), yadda yadda yadda, I have an open invite to meet Mr Selig at a dinner club they all frequent. 

i know that place.  it's perfect for us.  a small family place, good food.  everyone minds his business.  it's perfect.  they got an old-fashion toilet...you know, the box, and the chain-thing.  we might be able to tape a gun behind it.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i know that place.  it's perfect for us.  a small family place, good food.  everyone minds his business.  it's perfect.  they got an old-fashion toilet...you know, the box, and the chain-thing.  we might be able to tape a gun behind it.

Sounds overly compassionate. Can't we come up with something a little more sadistic?

On 5/10/2020 at 12:27 PM, Jshep34 said:

Cat is out of the bag now.

Plastic surgeon can fix that.

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i know that place.  it's perfect for us.  a small family place, good food.  everyone minds his business.  it's perfect.  they got an old-fashion toilet...you know, the box, and the chain-thing.  we might be able to tape a gun behind it.

The bar would trip you up, hard to walk out of that place without having a couple of drinks 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The bar would trip you up, hard to walk out of that place without having a couple of drinks 

don't fool around.  just let your hand drop to your side and the gun slip out.  everyone will still think you've got it.  they're gonna be staring at your face, so walk out of the place real fast, but you don't run.  don't look nobody directly in the eye, but don't look away either.  they're gonna be scared of you, believe me, so don't worry about nothing.

So July 4th start....82 games most within division + Interleague with the NL West.  

Looks like a great time to run Verlander and McCullers into the ground for another WS Ring

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i know that place.  it's perfect for us.  a small family place, good food.  everyone minds his business.  it's perfect.  they got an old-fashion toilet...you know, the box, and the chain-thing.  we might be able to tape a gun behind it.

I don't want putt coming out of that toliet with just his dick in his hand, alright

30 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So July 4th start....82 games most within division + Interleague with the NL West.  

Looks like a great time to run Verlander and McCullers into the ground for another WS Ring

I don’t think this deal is going to get rubber stamped by the MLBPA. There are some pretty big issues to be resolved when it comes to figuring player salaries. 

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I don’t think this deal is going to get rubber stamped by the MLBPA. There are some pretty big issues to be resolved when it comes to figuring player salaries. 

 

that and, what happens when one or two players in that clubhouse tests positive ?

entire team and coaching staff on 14 day lock down ?

I don’t think this deal is going to get rubber stamped by the MLBPA. There are some pretty big issues to be resolved when it comes to figuring player salaries. 
Yeah i don't either...just throwing out the proposed date.

Then again we can't fucking live in fear all our lives. Suit up bitches!

On 5/7/2020 at 2:47 PM, Storm the Field said:

Good friend of mine that goes to tons of games every season moved into those apartments above the new Irma's back in February pretty much for the specific purpose of being able to walk to and from MMP. Whoops! 

On the bright side, you can see a pretty good chunk of the field when the roof is open.

At least he'll get to see the Friday Night Fireworks this season......oh, wait....

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

that and, what happens when one or two players in that clubhouse tests positive ?

rub some dirt on it.

4 hours ago, Scraps said:

So July 4th start....82 games most within division + Interleague with the NL West.  

Looks like a great time to run Verlander and McCullers into the ground for another WS Ring

was supposed to be the first asg at chavez ravine in 40 years.  now, not so much.

Going through all my old baseball cards and found 2 of this gem lol 3059be4e0352de320326c7d0773c0f0e.jpg3f96755ec8a303628017cb8638e133d3.jpg

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

that and, what happens when one or two players in that clubhouse tests positive ?

entire team and coaching staff on 14 day lock down ?

Or an umpire, or a coach, or staff, or stadium crew, or field crew, or tv crew. You get the idea.

All of the above is why I am extremely doubtful we're going to see baseball this year.

If fucking South Korea can figure it out then we can figure it out 

They have fewer than 11k cases.  We have 1.3 million.

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Also, our government is headed by Donald Trump.

So, yeah.

Cmon Dennison. This thread needs to be a safe haven. 

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

From what? Facts?

Sigh. I literally just unblocked you this morning. Cya

They have fewer than 11k cases.  We have 1.3 million.
Yeah so they figured something out

they should sell masks made out of julia's panties

17 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Get well, Art Howe.

 

RIP, Bob Watson.

You buried the lede


 

Won a million tootsie rolls for the run scored, then donated it to charity

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Re: Watson--I remember hating him as GM during his tenure but I was also 14 so pretty much hated everything (plus I was reading Bill James and couldn't understand why the McLane Astros cared so little for data).

The only positive that I can think of with this season is it will deny all the opposing fans the opportunity to heckle. 

From SBNation FanPulse MLB this week:

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...I mean, fuckin' seriously, is there really any question about this?

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