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    It's not the end, I agree. The Astros are still sacks of giant shit, though.  Shame on them.

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    Very sad to see that the Astros are basically dipshit cheaters from the top down. Hey, at least the Black Sox are happy that someone else is wearing their crown of infamy.    

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If we don't resign Springer I am going to cry like a little bitch

George! Is his stance a little more crouched? Seems like he used to be more upright.

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If we don't resign Springer I am going to cry like a little bitch

With what is sure to be a down market, I think the chances have improved. 

Which one of you drunk motherfuckers had their money on Reddick for first home run?

3 minutes ago, thetruth said:

Which one of you drunk motherfuckers had their money on Reddick for first home run?

Which one of you drunk motherfuckers had their money on Machete for 2nd home run?

What does Johnny Bench have to do with KC?  He's on every other commercial.

26 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

With what is sure to be a down market, I think the chances have improved. 

covid broke free agency for 5-10 years.

these fuckos are gonna get me triggered on the first day of watching baseball.

Lulz at that comment about the expanded netting from foul pole to foul pole at Kaufmann..."They did a wonderful job.  Hopefully next year the fans can be back and can eat their popcorn and read their phones and not worry about getting hit by a foul ball."

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

With what is sure to be a down market, I think the chances have improved. 

Gurriel too. I think the chances are pretty good to resign both.

I'm really fucking high on Straw this year. I think he's gonna be a fan favorite kick ass motherfucker.

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Weird hearing another broadcast team pump up the rotation with "Cy Sneed will be a contributor." 

8 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

So how the heck is Osuna not in “game shape” yet?

Gotta make sure he’s beaten COVID

Gotta make sure he’s beaten COVID
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1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

HOLY SHIT REAL LIVE BASEBALL!!!!

Sounds like LMJ looked sharp. Fuck yeah. 

 

Did LMJ throw that ridiculous new breaking ball he was using in spring training? The one that defies the laws of physics.

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Looks like he ‘changed’ up his motion some 

 

is today’s game on mlb.tv ?

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Looks like he ‘changed’ up his motion some 

 

is today’s game on mlb.tv ?

MLB Network

AL Champ pennant went up last night/this morning on the light tower in LF

Windmill!!

Geez, nice D Maverick

Altuve tags up to go from 2nd to 3rd.  Love to see the aggression on the bases.

3 hours ago, kevwun said:

Did LMJ throw that ridiculous new breaking ball he was using in spring training? The one that defies the laws of physics.

He had a pretty nasty change up most of the time, but it’s also the pitch that Perez yanked into the LF seats.  

The thing he was throwing in Spring Training is unlike anything I can remember.  It somehow breaks twice and in different directions.

Announcers keep mentioning that the Astros have to be back in Houston by a certain time today. Any idea what for?
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Summer of covid George!

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