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  • Here's the thing that makes me absolutely livid about this... Cheating happens all the time in baseball. At all levels. All levels. The MLB itself cheats the game by juicing the ball. Players juiced t

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    It's not the end, I agree. The Astros are still sacks of giant shit, though.  Shame on them.

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    Very sad to see that the Astros are basically dipshit cheaters from the top down. Hey, at least the Black Sox are happy that someone else is wearing their crown of infamy.    

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That was a good throw on Altuve, catcher should have had it 

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Royals need to start Bobby Whitt jr 
He is so good you don't even know how to spell his name
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who the fuck is Alex degotti ?

He can stay.

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who the fuck is Alex degotti ?

he's no super jack

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who the fuck is Alex degotti ?

The Gangster

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So Paredes looks good. Dude just struck out the side. 

Who the fuck is Alex degotti ?

Also so good you don't know how to spell his name

 

 

You need to start putting some respeck on these boys names

Just got an alert that Tuve left with an injury. Not watching. Just precautionary or really injured?

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Just got an alert that Tuve left with an injury. Not watching. Just precautionary or really injured?

Probably precautionary.  Got tripped up scoring on a sac fly and did a belly slide on the grass.   Not much contact with the catcher.  

Rome said he is limping.

Also him, bregman, springer all hit today? I'm not watching.

I watched that 4 times and I'm still not sure he was limping.  I'm not gonna get too worried about it.

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taylor jones says chicks dig the long ball

1 hour ago, Horns RD Standard said:

Announcers keep mentioning that the Astros have to be back in Houston by a certain time today. Any idea what for?

10-run rule, apparently.

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tanielu with a shot over the bullpen in left

3 minutes ago, thetruth said:

The boys are mashing now

Bang! 

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Rome said he is limping.

Also him, bregman, springer all hit today? I'm not watching.

Bregman got brushed on the jersey.  Springer took a glancing shot on the upper left arm.  Looked like meat not bone. 

Luz, Tuve and Bregman were hit back to back with the bases loaded.  RBIs, yo

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who the fuck is Alex degotti ?

RR Express infielder and the guy forever blocked by #27

19 minutes ago, thetruth said:

The boys Express are mashing now

 

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mr diaz coming through, 12-3 good bad guys

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diaz came to play today.  15-4, 10 run rule, let's all go home

even South Austin's mom is impressed by this scoring

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This game is the baseball equivalent of two air raid teams playing each other. How is it not over yet?

Damn, Aledmys crushed that HR

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The rare game ending walk

damn it sucks not being there friday. pregaming with  [mention=228]Scraps[/mention] [mention=530]UTPhil2006[/mention] and [mention=134]Ldogg53[/mention]
You don't even drink
10 minutes ago, Scraps said:
44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
damn it sucks not being there friday. pregaming with  [mention=228]Scraps[/mention] [mention=530]UTPhil2006[/mention] and [mention=134]Ldogg53[/mention]

You don't even drink

Or like @Mez2 anymore either apparently

Yeah3putt can fuck off now. Traditions be damned

53 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Todd Kalas has Covid. 

HOUSTON — Astros TV broadcaster Todd Kalaswill not be covering games to begin the upcoming baseball season after he tested positive for COVID-19.

Kalas is asymptomatic and is quarantining at home, the team said.

In Kalas' place, longtime Houston sportscaster Kevin Eschenfelder will serve as the club’s play-by-play broadcaster alongside Geoff Blum. The two will be joined by sideline reporter Julia Morales.

51 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Yeah3putt can fuck off now. Traditions be damned

Fucking covid, forgot all about everyone meeting up at Biggio’s !!!

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

HOUSTON — Astros TV broadcaster Todd Kalaswill not be covering games to begin the upcoming baseball season after he tested positive for COVID-19.

Kalas is asymptomatic and is quarantining at home, the team said.

In Kalas' place, longtime Houston sportscaster Kevin Eschenfelder will serve as the club’s play-by-play broadcaster alongside Geoff Blum. The two will be joined by sideline reporter Julia Morales.

Partying like it's 1999.

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