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    It's not the end, I agree. The Astros are still sacks of giant shit, though.  Shame on them.

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    Very sad to see that the Astros are basically dipshit cheaters from the top down. Hey, at least the Black Sox are happy that someone else is wearing their crown of infamy.    

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3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Todd Kalas has Covid. 

RIP. Oh wait......

Eschenfelder on opening day?  Can't Julia just do it?

7 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Todd Kalas has Covid. 

I legit thought this was a snide comment on Kalas’ announcing abilities being in “mid-season form” for an exhibition game.

not that he literally had it

hope he’s better and back soon.

I’m sure he’d love to just call the game from his living room if they’d let him.

FYI Mookie about to get paid big time. 10 for 350-400..not sure what this means for George

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

FYI Mookie about to get paid big time. 10 for 350-400..not sure what this means for George

As I was saying

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So is anyone doing anything on Friday?

going 1-0

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

going 1-0

And where are we watching said event happen

party at the moon tower - pass it on

Shep, did you get Lil' Shep an Astros cutout for Minute Maid?

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So is anyone doing anything on Friday?

there are only 60 games, so i plan on treating every game like g5 of the 2017 world series.

i'll probably go to the game go to the sports bar watch on my couch with a lot of bourbon and cursing.

Shep, did you get Lil' Shep an Astros cutout for Minute Maid?
Yes i did.f6d8d2e972c2b8024b499e878306eaae.jpg

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Oh Wow!!!! That's awesome!!!! Didn't realize they were already up 

3rd row right in middle. Awesome if his cutout "catches" a home run ball

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although on tv it'll look like a child getting hit in the face with a baseball.  but yes, awesome.

5 hours ago, RGBIII said:

FYI Mookie about to get paid big time. 10 for 350-400..not sure what this means for George

Done deal: 13 yrs / 380mil is looks like 

Bold strategy giving a 27 year old that many years.  Wonder what the options to get out of it are?

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Our 10 favorite Astros fans' cardboard cutouts in the Crawford Boxes

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cameos by [mention=134]Ldogg53[/mention] and Lil Shep
Lol. Anyone know if a ball hits your cutout do they send you the ball?

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Bold strategy giving a 27 year old that many years.  Wonder what the options to get out of it are?

2032 seems like a long way off 

5 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So is anyone doing anything on Friday?

I have a coupon for a free Pizza Hut pizza 

They must have finally realized the Yankees could potentially miss the playoffs

Our good luck charm is going to catch a lot of homeruns in the Crawford boxes  

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Framber Valdez is slated to start the Astros' fifth game of the season.

Jose Urquidy's absence cleared a spot in the rotation and Valdez has claimed it. The left-hander has shown flashes during his chances at the major league level but has overall really struggled to throw strikes. Still, Valdez can miss enough bats to be interesting.

 

so framber starts in g1 vs dodgers likely vs buehler, though he might not be completely stretched out.  g2 will be kershaw vs jv.

 

 

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last line is me, not the roto quote. why does this website do that?

Framber was looking decent in Spring Training.....4 months ago smh.

Not really who I wanted to run out there to dickslap LA with first, but whatever.

1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

Lol. Anyone know if a ball hits your cutout do they send you the ball?

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You're supposed to yes.

Yeah, some friends did it for their daughter and they are supposed to get the ball.

2 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Lol. Anyone know if a ball hits your cutout do they send you the ball?

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Pretty sure the A's are doing this.

Do we want to start 2020 season thread tomorrow or around 5pm on friday?

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16 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Do we want to start 2020 season thread tomorrow or around 5pm on friday?

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Do it tomorrow because I'll be breaking in to my local watering hole around 5 on Friday. 

57 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Do we want to start 2020 season thread tomorrow or around 5pm on friday?

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Friday morning

Doesn't matter now, you're too late.  The 2017 thread was started 5 days before the first pitch.

So @Ldogg53 and I were tossing out the idea of tailgating before the Dodgers game next Wednesday in one of the empty lots. Once @tx 3 putt finishes signing his refi docs I’ll talk him into it as well. Any takers? @Mez2?

Lilshep will be on el grande before game tomorrow. Have to get a video of him saying lets go Astros.

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1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

Lilshep will be on el grande before game tomorrow. Have to get a video of him saying lets go Astros.

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His girlfriend should be able to

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So @Ldogg53 and I were tossing out the idea of tailgating before the Dodgers game next Wednesday in one of the empty lots. Once @tx 3 putt finishes signing his refi docs I’ll talk him into it as well. Any takers? @Mez2?

I’m in 

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