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  Woke up at 40 degrees outside this morning here on the northwest side of Corpus.   Going to be the coldest Halloween in twenty five years.

All the so called weather experts are saying warmer than average for this winter which means we should expect the exact opposite.  Same with the moisture forecast which is dryer than normal.   

Probably my only post in this thread since I'm not in TX, but it's going to fucking snow here (Indianapolis) on Halloween night, tonight.

A massive collection of sprinklers were going off at O’Connor and 620 this morning, good thing the ground wasn’t too cold else it’d been a disaster.  Dumbasses.  

Say, what's in this drink?

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Probably my only post in this thread since I'm not in TX, but it's going to fucking snow here (Indianapolis) on Halloween night, tonight.
Seriously? We have a bus down there for the FFA convention
9 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Or what Vic does.

I'd rather sleep in the abdominal cavity of a Tauntaun.

1 minute ago, hopkinsnhorns said:

I'd rather sleep in the abdominal cavity of a Tauntaun.

Either way you’re warm by getting up in some guts

Edited by Doc Reeves

From the title. I thought this thread was going to be about sexual assault 

3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
4 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:
Probably my only post in this thread since I'm not in TX, but it's going to fucking snow here (Indianapolis) on Halloween night, tonight.

Seriously? We have a bus down there for the FFA convention

50% chance at 6pm.  Threat for snow begins sometime in the 4pm hour.

Ah, the old FFA Convention.  The most polite convention in the world.  That's one of the larger yearly ones we get here.

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Either way you’re warm by getting up in some guts

Once you feng shui the organs it’ll be...not much better.

This summer was so brutal, I haven't turned on the heat.  Thermostat says it's 61 in the house!

24 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

This summer was so brutal, I haven't turned on the heat.  Thermostat says it's 61 in the house!

 I finally broke down this morning and had the manservant turn the heat up on the toilet seat from “low” to “medium”.  Made a world of difference.  

29 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

This summer was so brutal, I haven't turned on the heat.  Thermostat says it's 61 in the house!

I turned up the heat at your mom's house last night.

Just now, South Austin said:

I turned up the heat at your mom's house last night.

was your mom at his house?

56 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

was your mom at his house?

So now we’re doing incest mom jokes?  Quite bold.

Pushing 70 up here in Albany,NY.  Wasn’t too many years a ago we had snow on Halloween. 

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2 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Came here expecting pics of chicks in Santa's helper suits.  Left disappointed.

Start posting! 

Travis County has a freeze warning for tomorrow morning.  Fucking lovely.  

Bet there will be plenty of kids showing up in shorts and lightweight fleeces tomorrow, because they were at my kid’s school this morning not dressed for it.  

8 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

From the title. I thought this thread was going to be about sexual assault 

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7 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Came here expecting pics of chicks in Santa's helper suits.  Left disappointed.

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Where the fuck is PHD?  Why the fuck is it 32 degrees outside my house on Nov 1st?  

It's 27 here in Waco. Baylor's 8-0 and hell is freezing over.

Wind's been crazy here, wasted our time doing leaves yesterday only to see them blown all over the fuck everywhere, picked up several branches/twigs from my trees also. 

17 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

It feels fantastic.

It’s amazing.  It’s astonishing.  It just might save my life.

50% chance at 6pm.  Threat for snow begins sometime in the 4pm hour.

Ah, the old FFA Convention.  The most polite convention in the world.  That's one of the larger yearly ones we get here.

Its huge. I think Garth brooks was there last yr. We send 1 or 2 every year

 

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm tired of the cold weather.  When will summer get here?

Negged

If it’s not going to snow it may as well be warm.

 

11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Possibility of snow next week?

 

What is this bullshit?  

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Big Arctic front coming down on Veterans Day.

Might see more snow in the Panhandle and freezing temps into South Texas.  

 

8 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

What is this bullshit?  

Ask Hansen.  He'd have plenty to say, I'm sure. 

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

bring it on sisters

BITCH... it's cold outside!

I'm sure you can file it under "people from northern places bitching about things that happen in northern places", but right now we have 4" of snow on the ground, it's fucking cold (3 degrees), and the high tick in the 10 day forecast is 38.

This isn't close to normal.  Last year we didn't have snow stick around until the last week of January.  If this shit doesn't melt Saturday (the "warm" day), it's going to be the longest winter since the Halloween Blizzard of '91.

Edited by Al_4_ISU

I'm sure you can file it under "people from northern places bitching about things that happen in northern places", but right now we have 4" of snow on the ground, it's fucking cold (3 degrees), and the high tick in the 10 day forecast is 38.
This isn't close to normal.  Last year we didn't have snow stick around until the last week of January.  If this shit doesn't melt Saturday (the "warm" day), it's going to be the longest winter since the Halloween Blizzard of '91.
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On 11/5/2019 at 9:03 PM, Message Board User said:

Possibility of snow next week?

 

God save us

On 11/5/2019 at 9:03 PM, Message Board User said:

Possibility of snow next week?

 

OK....did someone fast-forward us to early February and not tell anyone??

How did I miss Thanksgiving?  How did I miss Christmas and New Years??

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